I swear to you. One day I will have a lighted train that runs around my entire house. It will play Christmas music and blow smoke out of the stack.
The reindeer will be lookers-on throughout the yard.
Santa will slide down off the roof on a slide and into the caboose...where he will proceed to take a lap around the house in the train. Once it gets in the back yard a hook will lift him back off and a conveyer belt will pull him back onto the roof to slide back down again the next time around.
I've been planning it for years. Don't tempt me. I'm an Engineer .