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The Tiki Bar is officially open, here on the western shore of Paradise Isle. In celebration of (almost) actual football, we will be serving a special drink all week.

You've heard of a Harvey Wallbanger? We have a twist on that, the Greggie Postclanger, to celebrate our kicker, Greg Joseph, and yet another blown XP.

We take a regular Harvey Wallbanger and add shot of Canadian Mist whiskey. This week, we are spelling it Canadian "Missed."

As a bonus, we are also offering a vegetarian chili. Beans, ground up cauliflower, some minced ghost chili peppers. All served on a bed of kimchi. This stuff will run through you the way Damon Sheehy-Guiseppi runs through punt coverage. The janitorial staff has required that the chili is only served "to go."


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In celebration I placed bets on Cleveland to win the Division, Conference and SB ! . . . If they win the Div. I'm covered on all bets. If they with the conference I win a little. If they win the SB I win a couple grand.


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Your chili explains a lot about why I'm not there. wink


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rofl ....

That was funny ....

Who authorized this ... *L* ..

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A colon cleanse in the first week? THAT'S how you start this party?? lol

Gimme another shot and two bowls of chili... to go.


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Your chili is "The Gift That Keeps on Giving" LOLetc.!

As a former creative writing instructor, hats off to you for that funny menu entree. A real Dutch treat.

Have we scheduled a clean your own tiki session yet?


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Along with our celebration, I’ll also say that Washington doesn’t have much to hope for this year ... just no skill guys and no QB and no OL haha


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Canadian missed. laugh


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Originally Posted By: Bard Dawg
As a former creative writing instructor, hats off to you for that funny menu entree. A real Dutch treat.


Wow. Thanks for that.


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Vegetarian chili?

Uh, don't think so. It ain't chili without meat.


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Originally Posted By: lampdogg
Vegetarian chili?

Uh, don't think so. It ain't chili without meat.


I agree with that.

Just trying to tie the items in with the game.


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There is a catch to that chili, Diam. He is selling PSLs (potty seat licenses) at the Island. Make your own market. *L*


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*LOL* ...

Now thats creative writing ... TMI but creative ... thumbsup




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Originally Posted By: Bard Dawg
There is a catch to that chili, Diam. He is selling PSLs (potty seat licenses) at the Island. Make your own market. *L*


.... rofl. Reservations accepted?


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Originally Posted By: bbrowns32
Originally Posted By: Bard Dawg
There is a catch to that chili, Diam. He is selling PSLs (potty seat licenses) at the Island. Make your own market. *L*


.... rofl. Reservations accepted?


Everyone should have reservations about that chili.


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Best bartender EVER for a reason dawgs and dawgettes ..

LETS GOOOOOOOoooooooo ... thumbsup




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Originally Posted By: CapCity Dawg
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Originally Posted By: Bard Dawg
There is a catch to that chili, Diam. He is selling PSLs (potty seat licenses) at the Island. Make your own market. *L*


.... rofl. Reservations accepted?


Everyone should have reservations about that chili.


Perhaps I should have said 'reservations recommended'...


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Originally Posted By: CapCity Dawg
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Originally Posted By: Bard Dawg
There is a catch to that chili, Diam. He is selling PSLs (potty seat licenses) at the Island. Make your own market. *L*


.... rofl. Reservations accepted?


Everyone should have reservations about that chili.


Well done!


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