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The Tiki Bar is officially open, here on the western shore of Paradise Isle. In celebration of (almost) actual football, we will be serving a special drink all week.
You've heard of a Harvey Wallbanger? We have a twist on that, the Greggie Postclanger, to celebrate our kicker, Greg Joseph, and yet another blown XP.
We take a regular Harvey Wallbanger and add shot of Canadian Mist whiskey. This week, we are spelling it Canadian "Missed."
As a bonus, we are also offering a vegetarian chili. Beans, ground up cauliflower, some minced ghost chili peppers. All served on a bed of kimchi. This stuff will run through you the way Damon Sheehy-Guiseppi runs through punt coverage. The janitorial staff has required that the chili is only served "to go."
How does a league celebrating its 100th season only recognize the 53 most recent championships?
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In celebration I placed bets on Cleveland to win the Division, Conference and SB ! . . . If they win the Div. I'm covered on all bets. If they with the conference I win a little. If they win the SB I win a couple grand.
The more things change the more they stay the same.
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Your chili explains a lot about why I'm not there.
Intoducing for The Cleveland Browns, Quarterback Deshawn "The Predator" Watson. He will also be the one to choose your next head coach.
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.... That was funny .... Who authorized this ... *L* .. That was funny dawg ...
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A colon cleanse in the first week? THAT'S how you start this party?? lol
Gimme another shot and two bowls of chili... to go.
HERE WE GO BROWNIES! HERE WE GO!!
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Your chili is "The Gift That Keeps on Giving" LOLetc.!
As a former creative writing instructor, hats off to you for that funny menu entree. A real Dutch treat.
Have we scheduled a clean your own tiki session yet?
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Along with our celebration, I’ll also say that Washington doesn’t have much to hope for this year ... just no skill guys and no QB and no OL haha
"First down inside the 10. A score here will put us in the Super Bowl. Cooper is far to the left as Njoku settles into the slot. Moore is flanked out wide to the right. Chubb and Ford are split in the backfield as Watson takes the snap ... Here we go."
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Canadian missed.
And into the forest I go, to lose my mind and find my soul. - John Muir
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As a former creative writing instructor, hats off to you for that funny menu entree. A real Dutch treat. Wow. Thanks for that.
How does a league celebrating its 100th season only recognize the 53 most recent championships?
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Vegetarian chili?
Uh, don't think so. It ain't chili without meat.
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Send the cabana boys to me.
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I like you. You enjoy life.
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Vegetarian chili?
Uh, don't think so. It ain't chili without meat. I agree with that. Just trying to tie the items in with the game.
How does a league celebrating its 100th season only recognize the 53 most recent championships?
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There is a catch to that chili, Diam. He is selling PSLs (potty seat licenses) at the Island. Make your own market. *L*
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*LOL* ... Now thats creative writing ... TMI but creative ...
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There is a catch to that chili, Diam. He is selling PSLs (potty seat licenses) at the Island. Make your own market. *L* .... . Reservations accepted?
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There is a catch to that chili, Diam. He is selling PSLs (potty seat licenses) at the Island. Make your own market. *L* .... . Reservations accepted? Everyone should have reservations about that chili.
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Best bartender EVER for a reason dawgs and dawgettes .. LETS GOOOOOOOoooooooo ...
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There is a catch to that chili, Diam. He is selling PSLs (potty seat licenses) at the Island. Make your own market. *L* .... . Reservations accepted? Everyone should have reservations about that chili. Perhaps I should have said 'reservations recommended'...
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There is a catch to that chili, Diam. He is selling PSLs (potty seat licenses) at the Island. Make your own market. *L* .... . Reservations accepted? Everyone should have reservations about that chili. Well done!
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