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In only use that as an excuse you know you know but sure sure not with him that.




I really think this applies to our team every week. I mean, yeah, it's an excuse, but certainly not with him that.




Read that again but picture Chevy Chase saying it....


Browns is the Browns

... there goes Joe Thomas, the best there ever was in this game.

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The shame is ...... the more distance we get from Shurmur ...... the more I'm sure that maybe the transcription was actually correct ........


Micah 6:8; He has shown you, O mortal, what is good. And what does the Lord require of you? To act justly and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God.

John 14:19 Jesus said: Because I live, you also will live.
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J/C

I'm in tears from laughter reading this again.

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Rat Shurmur press conferences were so funny. We battled this, we battled that. He said the word battle in one conference than all of my history teachers did combined in college lmao.

I'm so glad to not have to hear another Rat Shurmur conference again!

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We're trying to throw the ball downfield and he checked the ball down to Trent Richardson and the Indians on the choice.







I'm not going to lie...I laughed uncontrollably after reading this.




Oh, man... I remember this thread!

Sorry.... I wish I'd had the chance to react the way you did. Unfortunately, I got trapped in a feedback loop of:
1. re-reading the sentence,
2. saying "WTFFFFF?"... and
3. re-reading it.
4. over and over.... with my jaw slack in amazement.

Even Barbara Billigsly (...who was supremely fluent in the "Jive" dialect, by the way-) couldn't make sense of this mess.

I'm glad this thread got bumped... this time I read it, and howled my arse off!

Sometimes, a thing can be so awful, it actually ends up being worth something. This one gets its inestimable value from being a shining example of what awful is.


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Man ... I actually thought that Shurmur was coming around?

I must have been on heavy duty pain drugs or something.

Oh yeah, I am.


Micah 6:8; He has shown you, O mortal, what is good. And what does the Lord require of you? To act justly and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God.

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I had to resurrect this thread. It was mentioned in the 06'ers thread. I still laugh when I read it.


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We internet nerds call a resurrected thread a "necro".


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Braaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnnsss ....... rofl


Micah 6:8; He has shown you, O mortal, what is good. And what does the Lord require of you? To act justly and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God.

John 14:19 Jesus said: Because I live, you also will live.
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