Heads Up For The 419 - 10/14/19 03:03 AM
Shameless Self-Promotion time, hounds.
Clemdawg's Swagger
OK... so you all know that I use a horse's tail to scratch out noises on a hollow box, a weirdazz specialized activity for which I am paid money. I started this journey when I was 9 years old, and it's been a blessing to do so all these decades later (beats dahelloutta honest work, knowhatimsayin'?).
What is less well-known: I also have a side hustle.
I can read and/or memorize printed text, and recite it as natural speech (think: audible.com).
About 20 years ago, our band's Admin found out about this ability of mine, and asked me to perform the narration to a piece that featured spoken voice with orchestra (Google: Aaron Copland: 'A Lincoln Portrait' to hear the piece that gave me my start).
That first joint worked out.
Next Saturday (10/19/19), I'm the featured soloist on our October Masterworks Concert.
I'll be narrating a 30- minute composition written as an 'introduction to the orchestra'- type piece. The music is written to highlight all the different orchestral instruments (and the sounds/roles they play) in a format that teaches the listener about the various parts of the symphony orchestra, and eventually pieces them together like puzzle parts. It's a time-honored writing tradition that dates back to the 19th c.
This joint is a clever update that is only about 10 years old. The music was written by a SanFran- based composer, Nathaniel Stookey. The narration is written by sardonic childrens' author Lemony Snicket, author of "A Series Of Unfortunate Events."
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This piece takes form as a murder mystery. The composer is found dead, and the Inspector is called upon to find the murderer (or murderers) and bring them to justice. Each and every instrument of the orchestra finds themselves on the list of 'usual suspects.'
I have worked every day on this project for 6 months.
I have memorized the text.
I have worked out the cadence, timing, and tone, as it relates to the composed music.
I have developed 15 distinct, unique voices to portray the various characters in the narrative.
Dawgs: If you have the evening free, you really should consider dropping in on this joint. Our new Music Director is trying to find new lovers of the art like you- and he's lining up gigs like this one to invite you all in. The music is stuff you've heard all your life (without even knowing it), and the feature piece is something that will make you smarter/more clever- while you LYAO.
If you are in the 419, consider rolling up into "Da Style." It's gonna be a stone par-tay.
#ssp/out
Clemdawg's Swagger
OK... so you all know that I use a horse's tail to scratch out noises on a hollow box, a weirdazz specialized activity for which I am paid money. I started this journey when I was 9 years old, and it's been a blessing to do so all these decades later (beats dahelloutta honest work, knowhatimsayin'?).
What is less well-known: I also have a side hustle.
I can read and/or memorize printed text, and recite it as natural speech (think: audible.com).
About 20 years ago, our band's Admin found out about this ability of mine, and asked me to perform the narration to a piece that featured spoken voice with orchestra (Google: Aaron Copland: 'A Lincoln Portrait' to hear the piece that gave me my start).
That first joint worked out.
Next Saturday (10/19/19), I'm the featured soloist on our October Masterworks Concert.
I'll be narrating a 30- minute composition written as an 'introduction to the orchestra'- type piece. The music is written to highlight all the different orchestral instruments (and the sounds/roles they play) in a format that teaches the listener about the various parts of the symphony orchestra, and eventually pieces them together like puzzle parts. It's a time-honored writing tradition that dates back to the 19th c.
This joint is a clever update that is only about 10 years old. The music was written by a SanFran- based composer, Nathaniel Stookey. The narration is written by sardonic childrens' author Lemony Snicket, author of "A Series Of Unfortunate Events."
_________________
This piece takes form as a murder mystery. The composer is found dead, and the Inspector is called upon to find the murderer (or murderers) and bring them to justice. Each and every instrument of the orchestra finds themselves on the list of 'usual suspects.'
I have worked every day on this project for 6 months.
I have memorized the text.
I have worked out the cadence, timing, and tone, as it relates to the composed music.
I have developed 15 distinct, unique voices to portray the various characters in the narrative.
Dawgs: If you have the evening free, you really should consider dropping in on this joint. Our new Music Director is trying to find new lovers of the art like you- and he's lining up gigs like this one to invite you all in. The music is stuff you've heard all your life (without even knowing it), and the feature piece is something that will make you smarter/more clever- while you LYAO.
If you are in the 419, consider rolling up into "Da Style." It's gonna be a stone par-tay.
#ssp/out