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Posted By: MemphisBrownie Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/04/24 02:17 PM
Posted By: Damanshot Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/04/24 02:31 PM
Republicans have to impeach someone because Trump wants them to.
Posted By: PerfectSpiral Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/04/24 02:44 PM
Revenge politics. What losers do.
Posted By: FATE Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/04/24 02:45 PM
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Posted By: PitDAWG Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/04/24 07:42 PM
Surprise appearance by Nikki Haley on SNL....

Posted By: FATE Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/05/24 04:01 PM
I wouldn't mess with the Dorblelerg!



Posted By: PitDAWG Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/05/24 04:07 PM
Trump jions the Save The Whales movement....



Windmill farms are driving the whales crazy! Death to windmill farms!
Posted By: PitDAWG Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/05/24 05:04 PM
Five days ago Chicago became the largest U.S. city to officially call for a cease fire in Gaza.

In response and to show their appreciation, Gaza officially called for a cease fire in Chicago. naughtydevil
Posted By: dawglover05 Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/05/24 05:38 PM
I'm worried the debates this fall will be a complete back-and-forth of incoherence.

What a low point...
Posted By: FATE Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/05/24 05:39 PM
You think there will be debates?
Posted By: PitDAWG Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/05/24 05:50 PM
So far they haven't been able to get trump to show up for any so maybe not.
Posted By: PerfectSpiral Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/05/24 06:41 PM
A monkey could debate better than trump. And he knows it.
Posted By: FATE Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/05/24 07:13 PM
Well, if it were a monkey vs Sleepy Joe, I'd bet the house on the monkey.

I don't post this mess often, but things are getting realllly bad.


Posted By: PerfectSpiral Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/05/24 08:20 PM
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Well, if it were a monkey vs Sleepy Joe, I'd bet the house on the monkey

Well if trump actually debates Biden. That’s what we’d have.
Posted By: JimDawg Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/05/24 08:52 PM
It never gets old...



rofl rofl rofl
Posted By: PitDAWG Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/05/24 09:16 PM
Posted By: FATE Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/08/24 04:39 PM
Posted By: PitDAWG Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/08/24 05:08 PM
When did being a spokesman for Putin become journalism? rofl
Posted By: PerfectSpiral Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/08/24 05:13 PM
Communist sympathizer. Hope he doesn’t mind being tracked by the CIA from now on.
Posted By: dawglover05 Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/08/24 06:06 PM
I can take a lot of jokes, but what Carlson is doing is among the worst I’ve seen in recent memory. The guy was already despicable and he found a new, gaslighting layer of disinformation…and the interview hasn’t even been aired yet. Just the preview was bad enough. The man might be the worst person in society.

Also, he’s not a journalist. His legal counsel pretty much admitted that in litigation.
Posted By: FATE Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/08/24 06:11 PM
Originally Posted by PitDAWG
When did being a spokesman for Putin become journalism? rofl


The '80s?


Posted By: dawglover05 Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/08/24 06:13 PM
How many of the other ones took place after the invasion of Ukraine?
Posted By: FATE Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/08/24 06:25 PM
I really don't understand the outrage.

The interview hasn't aired.

What did I miss besides the fact that Tucker is everyone's boogeyman?
Posted By: PitDAWG Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/08/24 06:56 PM
So they were supporting what Putin said and advocating Putin's POV? And here I had no idea. Thanks for that useful information!
Posted By: FATE Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/08/24 07:00 PM
Ah, now Pit has somehow seen the interview. If we all had his intellect (and crystal ball) the world would be a much better place!
Posted By: PitDAWG Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/08/24 07:03 PM
All it takes is an ounce of common sense. The GOP are lining up to block Ukraine defense funding and Tucker has always been their mouthpiece. I thought even you could do the basic math on this one. Either you lack that ability or are in denial. Neither one of those is attractive.
Posted By: WooferDawg Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/08/24 07:26 PM
I think the real rub is that on Super Bowl weekend, normally an interview with the POTUS is aired.

It's just a bit weird that we are getting Tuckers interview with Putin as the alternative.
Posted By: FATE Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/08/24 07:26 PM
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Posted By: FATE Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/08/24 07:29 PM
Originally Posted by WooferDawg
I think the real rub is that on Super Bowl weekend, normally an interview with the POTUS is aired.

It's just a bit weird that we are getting Tuckers interview with Putin as the alternative.

Well, you have a president that is not even trusted to take softball questions like "how do you like your wings?" A chance to show 100M in the US and 800M around the world that he is competent in the most gracious of terms... "nope". Pretty much says it all.
Posted By: PerfectSpiral Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/08/24 07:47 PM
Any true and brave red blooded American would do the world a favor and choke Putin to death with their bare hands if they were to meet face to face.
Posted By: FATE Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/08/24 07:49 PM
You mad, bro?
Posted By: PerfectSpiral Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/08/24 08:06 PM
Why do you ask?
Posted By: PitDAWG Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/08/24 09:34 PM
Let me tell you a little story to show you just how moronic you sound here. Bill and Sam live two doors down from each other. Each morning they both come out on their front porch to read their newspapers and each day when the mailman runs they witness the dog in the house between them chase and try to bite that mailman. They witness this same event day after day, week after week and month after month. One day Bill says to Sam. "You know Sam, that mailman is going to walk through that same gate in the morning and that same dog is going to try and bite him again."

And Sam looks at Bill and says, "How can you know that? Tomorrow isn't even here yet. Do you think you have some crystal ball?"

And of course we both know that since that same dog follows that same pattern day after day, Sam sounds like a moron. Anything else Sam?
Posted By: FATE Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/08/24 10:26 PM
Day after day, week after week and month after month, Tucker has been the mouthpiece to block Ukraine funding?

I think the real moral of this story is that Bill and Sam are reading the wrong newspaper. And Bill and Sam think only they are capable of adult thoughts and reaching their own conclusions. Seems like many like Bill and Sam are in favor of a nanny state where only one wing of the government decides the fate of all these virgin ears.


“Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.”

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Posted By: FATE Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/08/24 10:26 PM
Cool little story though. B+ for creative writing.
Posted By: dawglover05 Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/09/24 12:28 AM
Originally Posted by FATE
I really don't understand the outrage.

The interview hasn't aired.

What did I miss besides the fact that Tucker is everyone's boogeyman?

The preview alone says it all. Putin has denied interviews with every other major news outlet and Carlson has already been parroted on Russian STATE TELEVISION (man, where have I seen that phrase used on this board before??). Why do you think he’s letting Tucker interview him?

He is a boogeyman. He is absolutely a boogeyman and it should not be downplayed. He has spread horrific misinformation and gaslighting for a long time now and it infiltrated the minds of those who either cant or don’t want to think critically and confront facts as they are.

He’s already been an apologist for a blatant human rights abuser who has a warrant out for his arrest, tipped his hand in his preview, and will damn well be an apologist for him in the interview when it comes out.

I think Carlson is more dangerous to our society than Trump. Because he’s smarter. I don’t know what his angle is, but something about his whole stance on Russia along with many others in the MAGA circuit stinks to high Heaven.

I try to remain objective on most things, but I will absolutely die on this hill. I really cannot understate this point enough. I really think when history books discuss the decline of America, Carlson will be in there. The apologist for America’s second largest adversary, the leader of which would absolutely seek to supplant everything our society and principles stand for at their core.
Posted By: FATE Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/09/24 01:41 PM
Posted By: PitDAWG Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/09/24 04:05 PM
Strother Martin summed it up nicely...." What we've got here is... failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach."

I guess he missed that Bill and Sam weren't talking about what was in the newspaper. They were talking about what they had witnessed the dog doing over and over again for a lomg period of time.
Posted By: MemphisBrownie Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/09/24 06:28 PM
Posted By: PerfectSpiral Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/09/24 07:05 PM
Funney yeah……but we don’t need A.I. to make trump look like a d-bag.
Posted By: FATE Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/09/24 07:17 PM
Curious, as you've said it a couple times. Is the media selling all these Biden gaffes as "AI"?
Posted By: PerfectSpiral Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/09/24 07:35 PM
What gaff are you speaking of?
Posted By: FATE Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/09/24 07:37 PM
All. of. them.
Posted By: PerfectSpiral Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/09/24 07:42 PM
Then the answer is no, not all of them.
Posted By: FATE Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/09/24 07:51 PM
Which ones are "AI", anything recent?
Posted By: MemphisBrownie Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/09/24 10:34 PM
Posted By: OldColdDawg Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/10/24 01:07 AM
Well I wouldn’t brag about being libertarian since the Q Shaman is running as a libertarian. Such fine people on both sides… my ass.
Posted By: FATE Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/10/24 02:27 AM
Posted By: PerfectSpiral Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/10/24 02:36 PM
Originally Posted by FATE
Which ones are "AI", anything recent?


That’s the point of AI, duno.
Posted By: PerfectSpiral Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/10/24 02:37 PM
Maybe trump will get the same treatment from special counsel.
Posted By: FATE Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/11/24 01:15 PM
Well, you're among 13 people in the country that think Biden's problems may be the result of AI. Definitely an elite club! thumbsup
Posted By: FATE Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/11/24 01:16 PM
Posted By: PitDAWG Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/11/24 05:18 PM


They wouldn't want to offend the snowflakes.
Posted By: FATE Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/11/24 05:45 PM
That was hilarious. 🤣
Posted By: FATE Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/11/24 08:26 PM
I wonder how Wil Wheaton will react to this? rofl


Posted By: MemphisBrownie Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/13/24 01:24 PM
Posted By: MemphisBrownie Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/13/24 01:30 PM
Posted By: MemphisBrownie Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/14/24 05:17 PM
Posted By: MemphisBrownie Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/14/24 11:05 PM
Posted By: MemphisBrownie Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/15/24 10:06 PM
Posted By: MemphisBrownie Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/16/24 06:34 PM
Posted By: FATE Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/16/24 11:34 PM
Just make it a billion! rofl


Posted By: jfanent Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/17/24 01:09 AM
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Posted By: FATE Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/17/24 04:05 AM
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Posted By: MemphisBrownie Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/19/24 07:30 PM
Posted By: FATE Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/19/24 08:16 PM
That's BB HOF material right there. The pic alone is hilarious! rofl
Posted By: OldColdDawg Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/19/24 08:21 PM
Memeboy honors… WooHoo.
Posted By: FATE Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/19/24 08:32 PM
Posted By: FATE Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/20/24 08:16 PM
Posted By: OldColdDawg Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/20/24 08:28 PM
That’s not remotely funny humor. It’s disturbing and bordering sociopathic. I struggle to see how it’s even conceptually funny. Sickening.
Posted By: FATE Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/20/24 08:36 PM
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Posted By: FATE Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/20/24 08:38 PM
Posted By: EveDawg Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/20/24 09:14 PM
Originally Posted by OldColdDawg
That’s not remotely funny humor. It’s disturbing and bordering sociopathic. I struggle to see how it’s even conceptually funny. Sickening.

Weird you say that because the libtards complained when the GOPers took the gay porn books out of schools.

https://www.foxnews.com/media/nyc-s...nd-gay-sex-book-library-middle-schoolers
Posted By: OldColdDawg Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/20/24 11:20 PM
According to faux news… as fake reporting and outright lies by them has been established multiple times now. But you go ahead and believe whatever you want, no sweat off my sac. Y’all point at so much garbage as fact, I don’t believe any ‘quasi’ facts you bring. It’s now at the boy who cried wolf level, not a MAGAt in the country has even an ounce of credibility… Like the Bidden impeachment, pure lowbrow BS.
Posted By: EveDawg Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/20/24 11:36 PM
Just because you dont like the source doesnt change the truth.
Posted By: OldColdDawg Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/21/24 12:17 AM
What truth? I can prove they lie and tell half truths (as fascisst state media does), but there is not a single shred of evidence that they EVER tell or told a whole truth. Prove it’s true.
Posted By: EveDawg Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/21/24 12:20 AM
I dont have to. It is true. Here's a tissue because you cant handle the truth.
Posted By: OldColdDawg Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/21/24 12:21 AM
Ostrich.
Posted By: EveDawg Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/21/24 12:23 AM
Look in the mirror because thats you. You put your blinders on about the gay porn that principle allowed being shown to middle school students. SHAME
Posted By: MemphisBrownie Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/21/24 01:23 AM
Posted By: PerfectSpiral Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/21/24 01:34 PM
Originally Posted by EveDawg
You put your blinders on about the gay porn that principle allowed being shown to middle school students. SHAME

“Florida principal resigns after parents decry Michelangelo’s David as pornography”

SHAME. Teaching teenagers Roman culture and art history. rolleyes GOD forbid they replace those confederate statues down your way with Roman art. rofl
Posted By: MemphisBrownie Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/21/24 01:38 PM
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Teaching teenagers Roman culture and art history.

It's teaching white supremacy and the patriarchy and I won't stand for it!
Posted By: FATE Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/21/24 02:03 PM
Originally Posted by MemphisBrownie
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Teaching teenagers Roman culture and art history.

It's teaching white supremacy and the patriarchy and I won't stand for it!

What Was Life Like for Slaves in Ancient Rome?
Posted By: PerfectSpiral Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/21/24 02:23 PM
Originally Posted by FATE
Originally Posted by MemphisBrownie
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Teaching teenagers Roman culture and art history.

It's teaching white supremacy and the patriarchy and I won't stand for it!

What Was Life Like for Slaves in Ancient Rome?


Shows Humanity hasn’t advanced much in 4000 years. And wasn’t David originally a slave?
Posted By: MemphisBrownie Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/21/24 02:23 PM
Originally Posted by FATE
Originally Posted by MemphisBrownie
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Teaching teenagers Roman culture and art history.

It's teaching white supremacy and the patriarchy and I won't stand for it!

What Was Life Like for Slaves in Ancient Rome?

Not on my watch.
Posted By: FATE Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/21/24 02:33 PM
Originally Posted by MemphisBrownie
Originally Posted by FATE
Originally Posted by MemphisBrownie
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Teaching teenagers Roman culture and art history.

It's teaching white supremacy and the patriarchy and I won't stand for it!

What Was Life Like for Slaves in Ancient Rome?

Not on my watch.

That's right, someone's gotta carry the torch. Virtue signaling, or moralizing, is fun and even therapeutic
Posted By: FATE Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/21/24 07:36 PM
Posted By: FATE Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/21/24 09:30 PM
Posted By: PerfectSpiral Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/22/24 02:28 PM
Why Republicans are obsessed with pedophilia, gender identity, gay people, and abortion
From Ron DeSantis to Josh Hawley to Greg Abbott, they're fixated on sex. Here's why.


https://open.substack.com/pub/rober...ith?utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web
Posted By: MemphisBrownie Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/22/24 06:57 PM
Posted By: MemphisBrownie Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/22/24 07:00 PM
Posted By: FATE Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/22/24 07:03 PM
rofl
Posted By: FATE Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/23/24 01:09 AM
Posted By: OldColdDawg Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/23/24 06:45 AM
Oh, you mean why won’t I dive down your conspiracy BS rabbit holes to filter the muck for infinitesimally small grains of fact? It could be because I’m to busy with fact like GOPer leaders having cocaine and drug fueled sex parties with paid women, attempts to keep them silent, and wondering what kept him from being charged when he was accused of the same exact behavior with underage, out of state youth. I remember his business partner or buddy (idk) narced him out? I mean he was charged and swore Gaetz was involved trying to reduce his sentence. Hmmm.

It could also be, I’m too busy internally having laugh-gasms over the crap the dupes post in here trying to pass it off as rational reasons to vote for a traitor.
Posted By: MemphisBrownie Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/23/24 09:36 PM
Posted By: FATE Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/24/24 02:55 AM
Posted By: FATE Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/24/24 04:47 PM
Posted By: OldColdDawg Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/24/24 05:11 PM
These aren’t funny, they are just hate speech personified. How some people consider some of this funny is beyond me. The entire thread is nothing but 4chan level trolling and hate. And you wonder why I come after crap postings like this.
Posted By: FATE Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/24/24 05:14 PM
You forgot Fascist, MAGAT, traitorous, insurectionism, Kill them, Hitler and Trump.
Posted By: jfanent Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/25/24 03:16 PM
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Posted By: dawglover05 Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/25/24 03:52 PM
rofl
Posted By: PitDAWG Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/25/24 07:39 PM
Posted By: PitDAWG Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/25/24 08:04 PM
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Embryo #52745E needs your help. Will you join me in supporting this effort today?
Posted By: PerfectSpiral Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/26/24 03:59 PM
trumpers don’t watch SNL. You know, snowflakes melt watching that show.
Posted By: PitDAWG Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/26/24 04:01 PM
That's why I post their stuff on here.
Posted By: MemphisBrownie Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/26/24 04:18 PM
Originally Posted by PerfectSpiral
trumpers don’t watch SNL. You know, snowflakes melt watching that show.

When you try and make a joke but then realize no one (left, right, or center) really watches SNL anymore.....
Posted By: PitDAWG Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/26/24 04:22 PM
Speaking of "trying to make a joke".
Posted By: PerfectSpiral Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/26/24 06:28 PM
Originally Posted by MemphisBrownie
Originally Posted by PerfectSpiral
trumpers don’t watch SNL. You know, snowflakes melt watching that show.

When you try and make a joke but then realize no one (left, right, or center) really watches SNL anymore.....

Wrong. Mostly MAGA snowflakes aren’t watching anymore. They can’t stand watching their god and his followers shown looking like the pompous fools they are.
Posted By: MemphisBrownie Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/26/24 06:34 PM
Originally Posted by PerfectSpiral
Originally Posted by MemphisBrownie
Originally Posted by PerfectSpiral
trumpers don’t watch SNL. You know, snowflakes melt watching that show.

When you try and make a joke but then realize no one (left, right, or center) really watches SNL anymore.....

Wrong. Mostly MAGA snowflakes aren’t watching anymore. They can’t stand watching their god and his followers shown looking like the pompous fools they are.

That must be it. All this time I thought it was because that show hadn't been all that funny for two decades.
Posted By: PitDAWG Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/26/24 06:40 PM
I thought you hadn't been watching it? How could you know that a show you aren't watching isn't funny? You didn't think the sneakers skit was funny?
Posted By: dawglover05 Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/26/24 07:36 PM
That was good. They both did good impressions.
Posted By: PitDAWG Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/26/24 07:44 PM
I willingly admit that how funny SNL has been has had its ebbs and flows. They change cast members and writers with great frequency. As such there have been seasons that certainly haven't been as good as others. But over the past 20 years there have been many seasons that have been very funny. That's why making a claim that "it hasn't been all that funny for two decades" is such nonsense. As of now both the writers and cast I find to be very funny.

I like the fact, that as you can see by the sneakers skit, they take shots at both trump and Biden.
Posted By: dawglover05 Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/26/24 07:53 PM
Yeah, it definitely ebbs and flows. Sometimes it feels like they are forcing it, which it felt like until recently. Other times, they have the right cast and the right chemistry. A lot of it also depends on the hosts. So far this year, they have had a good lineup of hosts overall. Adam Driver may be my favorite. It appears they might be entering into another upswing. Weekend Update is probably what I look forward to most now on a consistent basis. Mikey Day and the Do Not Destroy clips I find consistently funny as well.
Posted By: PerfectSpiral Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/26/24 08:03 PM
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I like the fact, that as you can see by the sneakers skit, they take shots at both trump and Biden.

Exactly, proof that GOPers are snowflakes and can’t take a joke. Especially a joke about their fearless leader.
Posted By: PitDAWG Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/26/24 08:11 PM
I don't think lumping them all into one group is either accurate or fair. I've witnessed many of them do that very same thing for a long time now from the opposite direction and I don't approve of it when they do it either.
Posted By: PerfectSpiral Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/26/24 08:24 PM
Can you give me an example since you’ve witnessed many?
Posted By: PitDAWG Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/26/24 08:35 PM
You mean can I show you examples of how Republicans in general have lumped every Democrat into the same category? You do realize that was what I was saying when I posted, "I've witnessed many of them do that very same thing for a long time now from the opposite direction and I don't approve of it when they do it either."

Or did you think I meant something else?
Posted By: PerfectSpiral Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/26/24 09:09 PM
Gotcha. I thought you were talking about melting like a snowflake watching a comedy show. Anyways I don’t consider all republicans GOPers. That’s my derogatory term I use for the maga right.
Posted By: jfanent Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/26/24 09:37 PM
Originally Posted by PerfectSpiral
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I like the fact, that as you can see by the sneakers skit, they take shots at both trump and Biden.

Exactly, proof that GOPers are snowflakes and can’t take a joke. Especially a joke about their fearless leader.

You mean like this?: "These aren’t funny, they are just hate speech personified. How some people consider some of this funny is beyond me."
Posted By: PerfectSpiral Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/27/24 01:22 PM
Just more proof GOPers don’t have a sense of humor.
Posted By: PitDAWG Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/27/24 03:22 PM
Posted By: MemphisBrownie Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/27/24 03:40 PM
Posted By: jfanent Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/27/24 04:43 PM
Originally Posted by PerfectSpiral
Originally Posted by jfanent
Originally Posted by PerfectSpiral
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I like the fact, that as you can see by the sneakers skit, they take shots at both trump and Biden.

Exactly, proof that GOPers are snowflakes and can’t take a joke. Especially a joke about their fearless leader.

You mean like this?: "These aren’t funny, they are just hate speech personified. How some people consider some of this funny is beyond me."
Just more proof GOPers don’t have a sense of humor.

Lol. OCD wrote that.
Posted By: MemphisBrownie Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/27/24 06:10 PM
Posted By: MemphisBrownie Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/27/24 07:26 PM
Posted By: PitDAWG Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/27/24 07:35 PM
There's nothing wrong with believing in equality. naughtydevil
Posted By: GMdawg Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/28/24 08:39 AM
That's right both sides suck equally as bad.
Posted By: Ballpeen Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/28/24 10:33 AM
I haven't participated in this thread because I don't like political jokes because I have seen too many of them get elected.
Posted By: dawglover05 Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/28/24 02:01 PM
You got that right. Now it has become more the rule than the exception.
Posted By: PerfectSpiral Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/28/24 02:49 PM
Originally Posted by dawglover05
You got that right. Now it has become more the rule than the exception.

And once again republicans have the best chance to eject the biggest elephant in the room. Nominate Nikki. But no. Pffft GOPers
Posted By: FATE Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/28/24 02:53 PM
Posted By: MemphisBrownie Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/28/24 08:21 PM
Posted By: PitDAWG Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/28/24 08:26 PM
Confucius say 81 years behind you is better than 91 criminal counts in front of you.
Posted By: FATE Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/28/24 11:42 PM
Better for who?
Posted By: PitDAWG Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/29/24 04:02 PM
Everyone.
Posted By: OldColdDawg Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/29/24 09:49 PM
Originally Posted by FATE
Better for who?

Everybody. Especially those not smart enpough to vote for Joe over Trump to begin with. We’ll save you from yourselves again. AGAIN.
Posted By: FATE Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 02/29/24 10:39 PM
Save us!!

Posted By: FATE Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 03/01/24 04:22 AM
Posted By: MemphisBrownie Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 03/01/24 06:48 PM
Posted By: dawglover05 Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 03/01/24 08:22 PM
That's hilarious and so flipping true, but why do they gotta do my boy Gonzo like that (top middle)? He was one of the ones ousted for voting to impeach, so he ain't in office anymore.

Otherwise, they might as well do bulk pricing for them. Like Costco.
Posted By: MemphisBrownie Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 03/06/24 12:01 AM
Posted By: Squires Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 03/06/24 01:03 AM
Originally Posted by MemphisBrownie


Colorado had a non-committed option, so I picked that.
Posted By: MemphisBrownie Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 03/06/24 02:13 AM
Posted By: FATE Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 03/06/24 03:37 PM
Posted By: FATE Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 03/07/24 06:17 AM
Posted By: MemphisBrownie Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 03/07/24 02:17 PM
Posted By: dawglover05 Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 03/07/24 02:39 PM
I've seen that one before. Makes me laugh every time.
Posted By: MemphisBrownie Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 03/07/24 06:59 PM
Posted By: dawglover05 Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 03/07/24 07:15 PM
By the looks of that pic, he's in pretty good shape for being 81.

Edit ~ I know that pic is not actually him before someone comes along and says something stupid wink
Posted By: FATE Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 03/07/24 07:37 PM
You're crushing on an 81-year-old in a diaper and we're going to say something stupid?? poke nanner
Posted By: EveDawg Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 03/07/24 07:41 PM
LOL Fate.
Posted By: oobernoober Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 03/07/24 10:08 PM
It may be time to refresh my signature.
Posted By: dawglover05 Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 03/08/24 02:27 AM
Originally Posted by FATE
You're crushing on an 81-year-old in a diaper and we're going to say something stupid?? poke nanner

The heart wants what it wants.
Posted By: Clemdawg Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 03/08/24 04:53 AM
Originally Posted by dawglover05
Originally Posted by FATE
You're crushing on an 81-year-old in a diaper and we're going to say something stupid?? poke nanner

The heart wants what it wants.

rofl
Posted By: dawglover05 Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 03/08/24 10:14 PM
Posted By: FATE Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 03/09/24 12:37 AM
Posted By: FATE Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 03/10/24 05:29 AM
Pretty much nailed it... with only one day's rehearsal!


Posted By: Clemdawg Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 03/10/24 06:17 AM
rofl

Skill set on display.
Posted By: MemphisBrownie Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 03/10/24 01:10 PM
Posted By: PitDAWG Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 03/10/24 03:12 PM
Only when Uncle Frank said it the strain was so powerful people were dropping like flies.
Posted By: PitDAWG Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 03/10/24 05:58 PM
Posted By: MemphisBrownie Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 03/18/24 05:40 PM
Posted By: MemphisBrownie Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 03/18/24 05:48 PM
Posted By: MemphisBrownie Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 03/18/24 05:49 PM
Posted By: Clemdawg Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 03/18/24 07:17 PM
The essence of economy: his first name is also his description.
Posted By: OldColdDawg Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 03/18/24 11:14 PM
Originally Posted by MemphisBrownie

And sadly, he’s right.
Posted By: FATE Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 03/18/24 11:25 PM
Posted By: FATE Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 03/18/24 11:39 PM
Posted By: MemphisBrownie Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 03/19/24 03:29 PM
Posted By: FATE Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 03/19/24 06:16 PM
"Read between the lines, people!!"


Posted By: MemphisBrownie Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 03/20/24 06:58 PM
Posted By: OldColdDawg Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 03/20/24 09:32 PM
Meme propaganda… DT is now DTCHAN.
Posted By: FATE Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 03/20/24 09:45 PM
Only when our "special" little buddy wakes up every afternoon. thumbsup
Posted By: FATE Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 03/20/24 09:47 PM
Posted By: OldColdDawg Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 03/21/24 12:07 AM
All class.
Posted By: FATE Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 03/21/24 12:27 AM
Posted By: MemphisBrownie Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 03/21/24 03:04 PM
Posted By: FATE Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 03/21/24 03:44 PM
Posted By: MemphisBrownie Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 03/24/24 07:31 PM
Posted By: FATE Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 03/26/24 12:03 AM
Posted By: FATE Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 03/26/24 08:48 PM
Posted By: MemphisBrownie Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 03/29/24 12:18 PM
Posted By: FATE Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 04/03/24 06:25 PM
The real question...

Posted By: MemphisBrownie Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 04/05/24 04:46 PM
Posted By: MemphisBrownie Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 04/10/24 01:11 PM
Posted By: FATE Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 04/10/24 01:43 PM
"Then we throw their statues into the river, burn their books and slash their paintings -- it's the only way to stop fascism." rofl
Posted By: MemphisBrownie Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 04/10/24 11:19 PM
Posted By: MemphisBrownie Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 04/11/24 01:04 PM
Posted By: FATE Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 04/11/24 03:02 PM
rofl
Posted By: MemphisBrownie Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 04/17/24 12:40 PM
Posted By: MemphisBrownie Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 04/23/24 01:58 PM
Posted By: MemphisBrownie Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 04/23/24 08:43 PM
Posted By: MemphisBrownie Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 04/24/24 02:14 PM
Posted By: PerfectSpiral Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 04/24/24 02:15 PM
Anyone know why the Palestine terrorists above are hiding their faces with those masks?
Posted By: MemphisBrownie Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 04/24/24 02:17 PM
Posted By: dawglover05 Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 04/24/24 02:53 PM
I don't get that one. Is it a reference to Trump? I think he was a Republican then, wasn't he? I can't remember when he turned. He was one, then the other, then independent, then back to Democrat, then Republican. I can't keep it all straight. I can't think of anyone on the far right who was ever a Democrat besides him.
Posted By: PitDAWG Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 04/24/24 03:14 PM
It's deflection.
Posted By: MemphisBrownie Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 04/24/24 08:36 PM

Posted By: PitDAWG Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 04/24/24 08:39 PM
So you can't tell the difference between jokes and political editorial comments now? When did that happen?
Posted By: MemphisBrownie Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 04/26/24 03:26 PM
Posted By: MemphisBrownie Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 04/26/24 07:38 PM
Posted By: MemphisBrownie Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 04/27/24 06:19 PM
Posted By: MemphisBrownie Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 04/29/24 01:50 PM
Posted By: jfanent Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 04/29/24 10:15 PM
rofl
Posted By: Clemdawg Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 04/30/24 03:34 AM
+1.
Posted By: MemphisBrownie Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 04/30/24 06:53 PM
Posted By: PitDAWG Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 05/01/24 08:07 PM
Posted By: OldColdDawg Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 05/03/24 04:16 AM
Posted By: PitDAWG Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 05/03/24 02:30 PM
Posted By: FATE Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 05/03/24 07:03 PM
Posted By: PitDAWG Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 05/04/24 05:03 PM
Posted By: PitDAWG Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 05/05/24 02:54 PM
Posted By: MemphisBrownie Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 05/08/24 02:07 PM
Posted By: MemphisBrownie Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 05/08/24 02:40 PM
Posted By: MemphisBrownie Re: Political Jokes Pt. 3 - 05/08/24 02:41 PM
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