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"I hate it when they ain't been shaved" and "Finger lickin' goood!!" Bill Paxton as a southern vampire in Near Dark.

I think that this quote should be on the list: "You're killing me Smalls...!" or "For-ev-ver! For-ev-ver! For-ev-ver! For-ev-ver"-- The Sandlot. OR Dawg Pound Drunk will like this one from Stand By Me: "Mickey is a mouse, Donald is a duck, Pluto is a dog. What's Goofy? He's a dog, he's definitely a dog...He can't be a dog, he wears a hat and drives a car...Yeah, that is weird. What the hell is Goofy?"...so what the hell is Goofy! Why does he get to drive a car and Pluto doesn't? Why does Goofy walk upwright and doesn't wear a collar and he talks...and Pluto doesn't? Pluto is a dog too...so what is Goofy!?

how about...

"can i borrow your towel....my car just hit a water buffalo" --- chevy chase....fletch

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There Are More Liners In That Movie Then In Any Other Movie Ever

One Of The Best Movies Ever Made

I agree the Sgt. says a lot of funny things!

Another good movie quote is from Major League II: "He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one!" (Harry Doyle). And "You have no...you have no...marbles. You have no marbles!" It's funny when that little Asian guy does that hand/arm movement down by his marbles...

I hear that Gunney R.Lee Ermey was the same way when he served our country. I would like to think that CSM Plumley as played by Sam Elliott (We Were Soldiers) was the same with his line in that film:

soldier: "Good morning Sergeant Major"?
CSM Plumley: " What's so God-#$$% good about it"?

I laughed for about 5 minutes at the expression on that poor soldiers face.....

"You're either incredibly smart or incredibly stupid." Brill - Enemy of the State

Another one from Airplane. I probably dont have the quote exactly right but it goes something like this.

The Doctor: What did we have for dinner?

Attendant: We had a choice. Steak or fish.

Doctor: Oh yes, I remember, I had lasagna.

Good Will Hunting:

Will: Do you like apples?
Clark: Yeah.
Will: Well, I got her number.

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me. Mae West - "My Little Chickadee"

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. It is the one thing I'm indebted to her for. W.C.Fields - "Never Give a Sucker an Even Break"

On one of my treks through Afghanistan, I lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live off food and water for several days. W.C. Fields - "My Little Chickadee"

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know. Groucho Marx - "Animal Crackers"

"Shhh, what did I just say?"

"I think I tore my sac?"

Kingpin

"what tribe are you from" and "that's not a knife....."

Crocodile Dundee.

"Guys like you don't die on toilets." Mel Gibson in Lethal Weapon 2

"I'm gonna go medeivel on your arse" Pulp fiction

"Doe, Rae, EGON!"

"Greatness courts failure" and "when a defining moment comes along, you define the moment or the moment defines you." - Tin Cup

"Where would Tina Turner be right now if she'd rolled over and said, "Hit me again, Ike, and put some stank on it!"? Rollin' on the river, that's where she'd be. But she's beyond Thunderdome, because she decided to send a message?" -Liar Liar

We got no food, no jobs... our PET'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!" - Dumb and Dumber

"I'm a baaad man" -Gone in 60 seconds

Walter Sobchak: "Also, let's not forget - let's NOT forget, Dude - that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either." - The Big Lebowski

Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. - The Big Lebowski

Quote:

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"Hit me again, Ike, and put some stank on it!"?

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"psst, you're balls are showing,......BUMBLEBEE TUNA!!!""

ace ventura 2

Roy: Hey, I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one, whew.
[Takes a drink from the bucket]
Mr. Boorg: We don't have a cow. We have a bull.
Roy: I'm gonna brush my teeth. -Kingpin

ESPN Announcer: So Roy, where have you been for the last fifteen years?
Roy: Well, I uh, well, ya see, I uh... Drinking. Lot a drinking.
ESPN Announcer: I see. Well, are you still drinking?
Roy: No. I uh... I put... uh... Why, you buying? -Kingpin

Kinpin has to be the funniest movie ever made.

"You given me orders? Amigo, the only thing that gives orders in this world is balls., you got that?" - Tony Montana (Scarface)

Nursing home orderly (Ben Stiller) - Okay, listen up everybody! Turn up your volumes, announcement. I got good news. We're extending arts and crafts time by four hours today!
Old lady - My fingers hurt.
Orderly - (softly) What's that?
Lady - My fingers hurt.
Orderly - Oh, well, now your back's gonna hurt, cuz you just pulled landscapin' duty. Hmm, anybody else's fingers hurt? I didn't think so.

Grandma - Sir, um, could I trouble you for a glass of warm milk? It helps put me to sleep.
Orderly - You could trouble me for a glass of warm milk. Now you will go to sleep, or I will put you to sleep. Check out the nametag. You're in my world now Grandma.
Grandma - Oh dear.

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And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair. - Wedding Crashers

A warm glass of shut the hell up.

yeah i left that part out, damn...lol...that was the best part, use it on the wife all the time

Necessary? It's not necessary that I drink my own urine, but it's sterile and I like how it tastes.
- Patches O'Houlihan played by actor Rip Torn


Well keep you chin up, there's someone out there for everbody...you know in some cases there are two someones for one person; I like to call that 'the jackpot'..."
- Peter Lafleur played by actor Vince Vaughn


Amber: Justin! I love you!
Justin: I lov...
White Goodman: [hits Justin in the face with a Dodgeball] Joanie loves Chaci!

Braveheart is filled with good quotes... found this one funny being irish...

Stephen: In order to converse with an equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God.

Stephen: [to William Wallace] God tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure your %$&#@!.

From American Graffiti: A car that has Richard Dreyfus and two unknown woman in it cruising down the road...one of the girls asks Curt to say something to a guy who he knows in another car."What do you want me to say?" he asks..."Anything.I just want to meet him.",she responds.

Richard Dreyfus: "I just wanted to tell you that Wendy is madly in love with you,and she trembles at the sight of your rippling biceps."

Girl gets mad and embarassed and subsiquently throws him out of her car.This is truly one of my all time favorite movies.