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and THIS, kids, is why it is important to zero your optics and KNOW YOUR ZERO, lol

"How did Johnny Cash on the water tower spring a leak?"

"The same way he made it to Carnegie Hall.... "

HEY! I resemble that statement.








But I don't have a boat anymore. I gave it up when they quit calling a few years back.

Let's hope that this was a 'one time only' stunt... and that repairs made will be all that's necessary to get things back to normal.

And, I wouldn't be bothered if the perp was eventually caught by virtue of leaked information-
seems only right.

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I love this running gag that takes place on the Late Late Show w/James Cordon. It's the send-up "title music" Steve Scalfati plays when Cordon starts his news segment. The jingle is never the same, and it always grows over time like a monster in a b-grade 50's sci-fi movie. Not only is the guy clever and funny, he's a consummate musician. Writing music is hard. Writing purposely funny music is even harder. Watch what this guy can do.

Have fun

lol!


It's like an album cover for a Christian Metal band

Hey, when ya gotta go, YA GOTTA GO!!!

Man in black springs a leak.....

flashpots go off/stage goes dark/house lights]

"We're Gawdz Dawgzawar!!! Thank you and goodnight, Cleveland!!!!"
[the crowd goes wild]

j/c:

...and a nice 16 oz. Coke to wash'em down-

And people ask me why I prefer Pepsi ..........

That looks like the Thanksgiving menu at my mother-,in-laws

No wonder you don't like to eat there.

j/c:

This ball boy is on fire.

A Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in a race again... and it won, again.
The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey. The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted.

He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farm for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The Bishop was buried the next day.



The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery and even shorten your life.
So be yourself, and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and just cover your own !!!
You'll be a lot happier and live longer!


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Masterfully rendered! Tip of the chapeau, Clemdawg! I giggled more than once, and I most sadly confess that this was the high point of this day for me. Thanks for the pick me up. Now I hope to be able to remember it to tell it to a few pastors I know. LOLetc.!

I gotta confess... I laughed my ass off at this.

Very clever.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6C3PX8hLzueaPWW9nmT85w/videos

The link to the Bill McClintock Mashup channel (the guy who made this, and so many more).
Musical genius, lol!

That is fantastic!

That was funny! LOLetc.

So in the middle of it, I asked myself: "Wouldn't this be great for a new Monday Night Football walk-on anthem. Could be a real toe tapping ditty!

Outstanding! Thanks for this

Along those lines have you seen these?
There are more out there, this is just a sampling.

this Les Paul with Paul and Paul's Les Paul.

Now all that's needed is Peter Paul. I mean you can share half and still share a whole. Who wouldn't want that?

j/c:

those were the days....