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by PitDAWG
PitDAWG
US Woman Earns Over S$60K Weekly From Selling Fart Jars

To that person who chooses to let one out before alighting the train, you may want to consider a change in career after reading this article.

A woman in the US reportedly earns over S$60,000 weekly for selling her farts in jars.

Stephanie Matto, a former reality TV star turned TikTok celebrity is raking in thousands of dollars selling her fart jars to anyone willing to part with S$1,300.

However, after experiencing chest pains, she admitted herself to the hospital.

Fearing the worst, she found out that her change of diet and unconventional career has got her producing excess gas.

Doctors later advised her to stay off the baked beans and eggs while also taking gas suppressant medication.

Hospitalised for excessive gas

According to The New York Post, Ms Matto admitted herself to the hospital after experiencing chest pains.

Fearing that they were symptoms of heart attack, she underwent several tests to identify the root of her problems.

However, she was told that the pain was a result of excess gas produced by her diet of baked beans and eggs.

The doctors essentially ended her career as a fart-repreneur and advised that she change her diet and take the proper medication.

Fart jars cost up to S$1,300 each

The sale of her fart jars started in Nov 2021, with each of them costing around S$1,300.

At the peak of her business, she had to reportedly squeeze out 50 jars worth of farts in a week, claimed The New York Post.

She also shared that she would often change her diet to change the smell of her farts.

Money to be made if there is demand

While lucrative, her career was bound to come to an end as it was ultimately chipping away at her health.

While we can’t knock her hustle, this story is proof that if there’s a demand for it, there will always be someone willing to pay.

So, if you know someone who can’t seemingly stop farting, share this article with them. Who knows, this may be the career change they might be looking for.

https://mustsharenews.com/woman-sel...spz_q-gavSf200mplDFP3zCgeOpIi1mK8Ppq-ANc

I won't call you out by name but you know who you are. A lucrative career may be waiting for you.
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by GMdawg
GMdawg
I'm going to be a millionaire. nanner nanner nanner
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by FloridaFan
FloridaFan
Originally Posted by PitDAWG
You could put it on a shelf just below your Big Mouth Billy Bass.



Then you could have a fart with your art. Anyone who thinks putting a fart in a jar on their mantle would have to consider Big Mouth Billy Bass art.

With a Pet Rock on one site and a Chia-Pet on the other.
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by jfanent
jfanent
Originally Posted by FloridaFan
Originally Posted by PitDAWG
Originally Posted by DeisleDawg
Stick it on the shelf and wait for the curious one to open it !! lmao !!!

A lot of people have an elf on the shelf. Why not a fart on the shelf?

Or "A Fart in Place Of Art"?


She can open a fart gallery to display her creations. Other fartists may follow suit. Maybe a starving fartist movement will ensue. (no pun intended). We could have annual awards, with various categories such as SBD, Wet, Smooth, Sulphorous, etc.
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by DeisleDawg
DeisleDawg
Originally Posted by jfanent
Originally Posted by FloridaFan
Originally Posted by PitDAWG
Originally Posted by DeisleDawg
Stick it on the shelf and wait for the curious one to open it !! lmao !!!

A lot of people have an elf on the shelf. Why not a fart on the shelf?

Or "A Fart in Place Of Art"?


She can open a fart gallery to display her creations. Other fartists may follow suit. Maybe a starving fartist movement will ensue. (no pun intended). We could have annual awards, with various categories such as SBD, Wet, Smooth, Sulphorous, etc.


OMG !! you guys are CRACKING me up ! LMAO !!!! feel like i'm on laughing gas !!!
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by Clemdawg
Clemdawg
Originally Posted by jfanent
Originally Posted by FloridaFan
Originally Posted by PitDAWG
Originally Posted by DeisleDawg
Stick it on the shelf and wait for the curious one to open it !! lmao !!!

A lot of people have an elf on the shelf. Why not a fart on the shelf?

Or "A Fart in Place Of Art"?


She can open a fart gallery to display her creations. Other fartists may follow suit. Maybe a starving fartist movement will ensue. (no pun intended). We could have annual awards, with various categories such as SBD, Wet, Smooth, Sulphorous, etc.


"...and this year's annual 'Ultimate Gassy' goes to..."
[pregnant pause, while the envelope is opened]

... "Hydrogeny Hindenburg... for 'Sheer Volume of Eruption'...."

-and the crowd goes wild-
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