ever wonder what an application for hooters looks like?
I assume they just hand the applicant a bra and say "here fill this out"
Oh the evils of Demon Rum!
Ok, I see you are fixing things now. Don't forget the title too.
Serial Butt Grabber on the Loose in Canada!!!
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=627_1444832929We need a wall on that border!
They're Uniforms only come in one size, extra small.
A former group of softball players, all in their 40's, discussed having a reunion over lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because the waitresses were young, good looking, had big breasts and wore short-shorts.
Ten years later, at age 50, the softball buddies once again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because the food and service was good, they had many televisions to watch the games on, and the beer selection was excellent.
Ten years later, at age 60, the team again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because there was plenty of parking, they could dine in peace, and it was good value for the money.
Ten years later, at age 70, the aging team discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because the restaurant was wheelchair accessible and had a toilet for the disabled.
Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because they had never been there before.
A couple in Texas was having some problems in their marriage. Hoping to rekindle the fire the Cowboy figured he would buy himself a new pair of boots and show his wife he was still a young and vibrant man.
When he got home that night he oaraded around showing off his ne boots... nothing.
Figuring it was time for desperate measures he stripped down naked ( except for the boots) and stood in front of his wife.
"notice anything different?" He asked
"no". "not really, it's still the same sagging and limp" she said in a bored voice.
undaunted he says " well honey its just pointing to my new boots!"
"next time buy a hat " she said.
I wondered if it was you but that guy ran too fast to be you.
He ran as fast as CanadaDawg. Hmmmmmm...
I bet whoever got that high score really got a jolt when they hit that bump just ahead of the radar.
Manziel must have drove through there.
That bump is when his girlfriend almost fell out of the car, and hit her head on the window
Belfor's Contention:
There are two kinds of people.. ones that put people into separate groups and ones that do not.
