Hey Stain fans, it’s been awhile! Let’s play a fun game called How About?

How about Baker Mayfield? Just a few months ago you were saying he was the best QB in the AFC north. You could always try and bring back Brian Hoyer.

How about your DPOY Myles Garrett? He sure does an amazing job getting a sack in the first quarter and then completely disappearing the rest of the game. He should become a magician! Has anyone seen him in the last month?

How about that vaunted group of WRs you were all claiming was the best group in the NFL? Hey, if you challenged Jarvis Landry and Jamarr Chase to a 40 yard dash and gave Landry a 30 yard head start, Chase would still win.

How about your so called “Best Coach in the NFL” Stefanski? He sure has a talent for calling roll outs and dumping it off to your 3rd string TE for a 3 yard gain.

Poor Stain fans. Good luck when your starting QB next year is Mitchell Trubisky.

Look at that! Welcome back!

Ladies and gentleman, this kitty-cat has been a member here for 12 years. That's some hard-core dedication to trolling!

I feel so bad that you had to take a four year hiatus, since Baker was drafted, before you felt confident enough to come here and wag your tail again. I guess three straight seasons in the cellar with a total of 12 games to celebrate would do that to even the most confident dolt though.


Here's another "how about"... How about you go out and win a freaking playoff game before you pee yourself over how good you are... What is it, nine straight losses now?

I crown you top Ben-Gal and award you a pair of tiger-striped pasties to wear to your next playoff loss!

Go get 'em tiger! Rarrrr!

There are grandparents in cincitucky that weren't alive when the bungles last won a playoff game.

Would you look at that. It only took old Palmer 51 months to type out that post. At that rate it will be April of 2026 before he can read this and respond.

How about 0-2?

Interesting fun fact:

No one has ever sent a text about the bungles winning a playoff game. The first text message was sent in 1992.

Hell, there were only a few of us walking around with "bricks" as "car phones" back then. Imagine waiting for your pager to go off, hoping for news of a Bengals playoff win, only to find out it was your crazy uncle -- all fired up because Ross Perot was running for president!

It's January 15th 2022 and the Bengals still can't win a playoff game.