A small boy asks his dad, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the working class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense." So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what his dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while capitalism is doing it to the working class, the government is sound asleep, the people are being ignored, and the future is in deep doo-doo.
General Thought One. If you designed a country, would you prioritize New stadiums for billionaires ahead of low income housing? Two, If you designed a country that had 380,000,000 people thereabouts, and continued to let millions inside unchecked, would you then let your country prioritize New stadiums for billionaires to replace ones less than 40 years old over low income housing? Three, are you human?
Trump, DeStains, Florida, Texass, MAGA, SCOTUS, The GOP, white supremacist wolves in conservative sheep’s clothing, are all political jokes. But nobody is laughing.
Trump, DeStains, Florida, Texass, MAGA, SCOTUS, The GOP, white supremacist wolves in conservative sheep’s clothing, are all political jokes. But nobody is laughing.
Trump, DeStains, Florida, Texass, MAGA, SCOTUS, The GOP, white supremacist wolves in conservative sheep’s clothing, are all political jokes. But nobody is laughing.
#TriggeredTuesday
#Truthbomb Tuesday, Y’all need to wake up. Woke is not a boogieman. And that list is the worst humanity has to offer.
Posting Babylon Bee, a fascist rag, as if it’s a joke, ain’t no joke when you obviously believe the fascist cartoon lampooning is fact. Cringy af. This is just an alternative propaganda for not so smart GOPers to spread. Teeheeing like toddlers while Rome burns, little sad Nero’s fiddling away.
Posting Babylon Bee, a fascist rag, as if it’s a joke, ain’t no joke when you obviously believe the fascist cartoon lampooning is fact. Cringy af. This is just an alternative propaganda for not so smart GOPers to spread. Teeheeing like toddlers while Rome burns, little sad Nero’s fiddling away.
Posting Babylon Bee, a fascist rag, as if it’s a joke, ain’t no joke when you obviously believe the fascist cartoon lampooning is fact. Cringy af. This is just an alternative propaganda for not so smart GOPers to spread. Teeheeing like toddlers while Rome burns, little sad Nero’s fiddling away.
I thought the Bee was an affiliate or sponsored the site. It's virtually the only thing posted in here.
Posting Babylon Bee, a fascist rag, as if it’s a joke, ain’t no joke when you obviously believe the fascist cartoon lampooning is fact. Cringy af. This is just an alternative propaganda for not so smart GOPers to spread. Teeheeing like toddlers while Rome burns, little sad Nero’s fiddling away.
You do realize that throwing the word fascist out like you do insults Jewish people. It lessens what they went thru in the holocaust. It minimizes people like Hitler and Mussolini to compare them to people whose ideology you disagree with but have not committed the same atrocities. I guess I would not expect someone like you to understand with all of the hatred you spread on this forum and the babel you spew which shows people what an unintelligent person with a low IQ actually sounds like.
Posting Babylon Bee, a fascist rag, as if it’s a joke, ain’t no joke when you obviously believe the fascist cartoon lampooning is fact. Cringy af. This is just an alternative propaganda for not so smart GOPers to spread. Teeheeing like toddlers while Rome burns, little sad Nero’s fiddling away.
I thought the Bee was an affiliate or sponsored the site. It's virtually the only thing posted in here.
It is an open thread for all to post things they think are funny. Or, I suppose, to rant about what others think are funny without posting funny.
Posting Babylon Bee, a fascist rag, as if it’s a joke, ain’t no joke when you obviously believe the fascist cartoon lampooning is fact. Cringy af. This is just an alternative propaganda for not so smart GOPers to spread. Teeheeing like toddlers while Rome burns, little sad Nero’s fiddling away.
I thought the Bee was an affiliate or sponsored the site. It's virtually the only thing posted in here.
Frank - you might not think it's VERY funny. You might not find it funny at all.
But my post lead with some humor. . . . yours looking for a fight once again did not.
Originally Posted by mgh888
Yes, you sure did.
This was pretty funny too - even if you disagree. Your response was once again totally devoid of any attempt at humor. . . . but it did contain a certain amount of superiority complex mixed with a dash of "I"LL DO ANYTHING FOR A FIGHT"
Hey here's something else funny - just for you - just to be sue I keep up my end of the bargain.
Posting Babylon Bee, a fascist rag, as if it’s a joke, ain’t no joke when you obviously believe the fascist cartoon lampooning is fact. Cringy af. This is just an alternative propaganda for not so smart GOPers to spread. Teeheeing like toddlers while Rome burns, little sad Nero’s fiddling away.
You do realize that throwing the word fascist out like you do insults Jewish people. It lessens what they went thru in the holocaust. It minimizes people like Hitler and Mussolini to compare them to people whose ideology you disagree with but have not committed the same atrocities. I guess I would not expect someone like you to understand with all of the hatred you spread on this forum and the babel you spew which shows people what an unintelligent person with a low IQ actually sounds like.
No it doesn’t. It warns against it happening again. And you are the last person that needs to be teaching a history lesson or talking about comparisons. TRUMP IS A FASCIST WANNABE DICTATOR WHO ATTEMPTED TO OVERTHROW THE US GOVERNMENT. And you are worried I’ll offend Jewish people over warning that? Guess you missed what Jews think of Trump.
Nearly three-quarters of Jewish voters think Trump and Maga are a “threat to Jews in America,” survey finds
Posting Babylon Bee, a fascist rag, as if it’s a joke, ain’t no joke when you obviously believe the fascist cartoon lampooning is fact. Cringy af. This is just an alternative propaganda for not so smart GOPers to spread. Teeheeing like toddlers while Rome burns, little sad Nero’s fiddling away.
I thought the Bee was an affiliate or sponsored the site. It's virtually the only thing posted in here.
It is an open thread for all to post things they think are funny. Or, I suppose, to rant about what others think are funny without posting funny.
I don’t give a damn what you think of my post. And it is funny, not haha, but how cringy and sad it is… GOPers are like a barrel of monkeys fun. If you like poo slinging monkeys that is.
Posting Babylon Bee, a fascist rag, as if it’s a joke, ain’t no joke when you obviously believe the fascist cartoon lampooning is fact. Cringy af. This is just an alternative propaganda for not so smart GOPers to spread. Teeheeing like toddlers while Rome burns, little sad Nero’s fiddling away.
I thought the Bee was an affiliate or sponsored the site. It's virtually the only thing posted in here.
It is an open thread for all to post things they think are funny. Or, I suppose, to rant about what others think are funny without posting funny.
I don’t give a damn what you think of my post. And it is funny, not haha, but how cringy and sad it is… GOPers are like a barrel of monkeys fun. If you like poo slinging monkeys that is.
I didn't comment on your post, but thanks for letting me know you don't care. Nothing says not caring like responding to a post that was in response to something else. Stone cold not caring I see.
Yeah right. Man up and admit that rant about not funny was directed at my post or concede that you already lost your ball. If you can’t keep up, look at the other threads you are coming at me in.
Yeah right. Man up and admit that rant about not funny was directed at my post or concede that you already lost your ball. If you can’t keep up, look at the other threads you are coming at me in.
Or, try rereading the posts and following the little bread crumb of links to show who was replied to.
Did, my post was dead center of yours. You comment was also directed that way.
It happens that way when someone replies to you and then you reply to that person. The software wraps each reply in a new quote tag. This cannot be the first time you have seen that.
I’ll be back to act crazy again soon. It keeps the GOPers from posting crap. Babylon Bee ffs, smh. What has this place devolved into? I only come once a week or so right now, and sometimes it reads like Breitbart in our forum. The voice of reason doesn’t work, but crazy insulting leftie sure does, for a few hours anyway. I’ll let you in on a secret, I was crazy way before I got political. And I feel punching Nazis in the nose is always the right thing to do, not crazy at all.
The problem with sophomoric trolls... is that the rest of us eventually graduate. How long do we think it will be before most of America's 'normals' give up and start ignoring him?
You are insinuating you are normal. What makes you think you are normal? You once posted an altered picture of politicians you didn't like wearing Nazi or KKK gear- I can't remember which.
You are insinuating you are normal. What makes you think you are normal? You once posted an altered picture of politicians you didn't like wearing Nazi or KKK gear- I can't remember which.
That's not normal.
Did you really mean that response for me? If so, I invite you to find said post. Everything I've posted here is still available. None have been deleted.
No Nazi unis. No kkklown robes. Search all you want; it's your time to waste.
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I can't remember which.
I submit that you can't remember either example, since neither happened.
I didn't say uniforms. I said gear. And a doctored photograph of swastika patches on each of them certainly qualifies as Nazi gear. It's astounding you are trying to play this off and trying to say the enlarged picture of the swastika on each of them wasn't the point. You can double down all you want but you aren't fooling anyone but yourself.
Did you get your little feelings hurt because your buddy has no self control and got himself suspended again? Do you think people should just be suspended because your ilk doesn't like them? Do you feel like you belong to a persecuted group because your group is expected to follow the rules of the board? Do you think I get special favors from the Refs on this board? You do realize that we have one member on this board who calls people libtard all the time and never gets suspended for it don't you? I just don't go around whining about it.
And you excuse for all of that is the refs have no balls? You silly little man.
Did you get your little feelings hurt because your buddy has no self control and got himself suspended again? Do you think people should just be suspended because your ilk doesn't like them? Do you feel like you belong to a persecuted group because your group is expected to follow the rules of the board? Do you think I get special favors from the Refs on this board? You do realize that we have one member on this board who calls people libtard all the time and never gets suspended for it don't you? I just don't go around whining about it.
And you excuse for all of that is the refs have no balls? You silly little man.
Nope. No feelings are hurt. You get away with name calling and yet others that do name call have been suspended...…multiple times. You, however, don't.
Nope. Not persecuted. Not sure who is in my 'group', but people who I do enjoy reading and agree (or don't for that matter) with their posts DO follow the rules.
Not sure if you get special favors from refs but you name call and nothing happens to you. Let's see if something happens in this situation. I doubt it.
Whining and calling out are two different things. You deserve being called out.
Silly little man? Is that more name calling refs, or nah?
You get away with name calling and yet others that do name call have been suspended...…multiple times. You, however, don't.
I see you lack the understanding of what actually calling someone a name is.
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Not sure if you get special favors from refs but you name call and nothing happens to you. Let's see if something happens in this situation. I doubt it.
That's because I didn't call you a name.
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Whining and calling out are two different things. You deserve being called out.
They sound very much the same here. Maybe you should pull a Vers and just call out the refs for allowing slander being posted on the board?
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Silly little man? Is that more name calling refs, or nah?
Only in the world of the perpetually offended does saying someone is silly would be considered name calling. Pretty much the same thing as posting a hashtag in response to someone would be. Yeah, you really called me out.
I see you purposefully avoided the poster who constantly calls people libtard and doesn't get suspended for it. Do you think she gets a special pass too? Or do you only consider your accusation pertain to those you disagree with?
Consistency I see isn't your strong suit. I don't care that she does it though I do find it amusing that when push comes to shove, that's all she's got as a response. But them I'm not the one making some feeble attempt at "calling out" a poster.
And BTW- You do realize in your zeal to call me out, in essence you are in fact also calling the board refs out as well, right?
"Re-indicted, and it feeels so goooood.... Re-indicted, 'cause we've understood- If Trump's who you're with You'd better run from Jack Smith America's excited 'cause he's re-indicted, hey, hey..."
When a man has his own 757 jet and is a self proclaimed billionaire, if you're still sending him money to help pay his legal fees, you're more stupid than anyone could have imagined.
When a man has his own 757 jet and is a self proclaimed billionaire, if you're still sending him money to help pay his legal fees, you're more stupid than anyone could have imagined.
What bothers me more is that there appears to have been sensors that picked up the implosion, and yet the news media spent 4 days hoping for a better outcome.
Sad, but quite frankly an implosion was better than the alternative.
Jokes are on US/ as in we- Americans. Best we can have as leaders- Greene- she's a walking, talking joke CONSTANTLY..... and Republicans put up H. Walker as a Senator- ran on family values, yet has children with FOUR different women- married to one AND admits to between 14-16 personalities-----THESE are our best. DAMN.
After months of studies and being focused on the actual message the trump campaign wished to drive home to their voters, their 2024 focus group conducted by the Trump campaigns anti-think tank decided that two very similar versions of the same song would be considered. At the present time they're leaning more towards the more redneck representation done by Jerry Reed but would certainly appreciate any input you may have on helping to break the stalemate....
"Thanks for taking my call Mr. Lottery commissioner. Now I just need for you to find me those six numbers I need to collect the jackpot because we both know I won." - Donald trump
In late breaking national news! The Republican party has organized a group of states that have agreed to unite and secede from the United States. After self appointing a new government body until elections can be held, they have named their new nation Dumbfukistan.
While on vacation in Berlin Ohio the last several days we noticed the Amish everywhere. In buggies, on bikes, in stores,and at restaurants, so you can imagine my surprise when I saw a government survey that said there are no Amish people in Ohio. Rubbing my eyes in disbelieve I wondered how that could be. Upon further review I noticed they did a online survey.
JMHO, you are a real dumb a.., if you've sent a dime to the Donald, bought a Donald action figure or collector card, bought any MAGA stuff. All of it will be in the trash within seconds once he's in jail.....about as valuable a Billy beer, remember when.
When all is said and done, history will record that the only person trump ever hired that was qualified to do the job they were supposed to do was Stormy Daniels.
A trump supporter checked into a downtown Nashville hotel. Of course he was proudly wearing his MAGA shirt and hat with a trump 2024 campaign button on his shirt as well. After checking in at the desk and going up to his room, he called down to the desk and told them that he was in need of a wake up call.
To which the person at the desk replied, "You belong to a cult!"
I've been struggling to lose some weight so today I decided to travel to Georgia. I'm going to weigh myself at the Fulton County Sheriff's Office. I've heard that can help you shed a lot of pounds.
A question I think one needs to ask themselves. As we know, many Republicans describe themselves as the Christian right. So how can they look back at he Republican party on the 1980's when it was the party of Reagan and look at their party now being the party of Trump and deny evolution?
New renovations have been completed at trump's Mia Largo estate and the rooms have been given different names than they had before those renovations. As such, the bathroom at Mia Largo where the classified documents were moved to in order to help hide them has been renovated and is now called, "Bed, Bath and Beyond a Reasonable Doubt".
Washington D.C.; House speaker Kevin McCarthy just announced that he is authorizing a special congressional investigation as to whether Joe Biden actually provided the gun Hunter Biden is being charged with possessing concerning the latest gun charges. McCarthy said he had spoken to several house GOP members and they agreed that they thought, believed and felt there might be come connection there.
Yeah, I had no idea Hunter was one of Trump daddy's attorney's. They're flipping like pancakes on the grill at Waffle House. But then some people can't take a joke unless it leans in the direction they want.
What the idiots don't get is, this is the result. And never ending.
Everyone "deserves" to be paid more. Increasing the cost of what they produce. And, increasing what they have to pay for stuff they buy. Wash, rinse, repeat. You see it everywhere.
So you didn't post a joke in the joke thread. Thanks for helping to clear that up for me. And who posted any Toledo based commercials in this thread? Did you confuse this thread with the joke thread in the Everything Else forum by chance?
Dateline North Pole. Statement from Santa dated 12/9/23
"I would just like to make it clear that if your family Christmas card has a photo of your entire family holding firearms my old ass isn't going to risk coming down your fireplace."- Santa
Oh brother… another GOPer who will post every little POS they can find to hit Biden for gaffs and make him look old while totally ignoring Trump’s gaffs and fascist would-be dictator comments.
Trump lies, gaffs, and criminality must be concealed inside some kind of brainwave transmitter that GOPers can’t perceive… Especially when the entire world outside of GOPertopia can see it plainly.
“I know you are but what am I?”… Jim, I bet you are a sniveler. I bet you sniveled for months after Trump got his ass handed to him. Embacce it, there is more coming your way.
“I know you are but what am I?”… Jim, I bet you are a sniveler. I bet you sniveled for months after Trump got his ass handed to him. Embacce it, there is more coming your way.
More beat down down by the Biden’s. It’s so hard to handle by those wanting a Nazi state.
Ever notice how GOPers are shook by strong intelligent independent women? They either have serious momma issues, fail at manhood, or they just don’t get the whole women are not property thing… No matter the cause, it’s disgusting.
...based on the available information about the president's health and mental fitness, he might be what is known as a "superager," a subgroup of the elderly who retain the acuity of people decades younger well into their 80s.
"The geriatricians evaluating Biden's medical history in 2020 found evidence to suggest he could be a 'superager' — a subgroup of people aged 80 years and older that operate physically and cognitively at a level that is common among those much younger," the piece said. "There is no clinical evidence for cognitive decline in President Biden".
While a Trump supporter was doing covert surveillance on his liberal neighbor with camera in hand and an AR-15 over his shoulder. You have to keep an eye on those damned communists ya know.
Babylon Bee is putting out circle smirk material for GOPers now. Anything taking a shot at leftwing politics is funny af even when it’s not funny at all. Coded white supremacists ish.
Actually, the progression from arms wide open to "get out of my city!" is funny as hell.
Even for people that aren't white-supremacist-nazi-insurrectionists (not that I would know).
That's a lot like saying "But I have black friends."
You're reading it wrong. "Not that I would know" is saying I am a white-supremacist-nazi-insurrectionists... you know, because I've agreed with Trump more than once.
So science and the government says we should prepare for a blizzard? That extreme cold temperatures are coming? So I guess anyone saying it's going to be sunny and 70 degrees must be canceled then? That their opinions don't count? People need to remember that there's a lot of money involved in the shovel and salt industry so maybe we should be doing our own meteorology.
Actually, the progression from arms wide open to "get out of my city!" is funny as hell.
Even for people that aren't white-supremacist-nazi-insurrectionists (not that I would know).
That's a lot like saying "But I have black friends."
You're reading it wrong. "Not that I would know" is saying I am a white-supremacist-nazi-insurrectionists... you know, because I've agreed with Trump more than once.
Now that you’ve admitted it, as long as you never hold office and swear to be good, we might let you sit with the cool kids again.
It never says Joe molested her, just that they showered together. She does question whether she was molested -- in a separate thought (amongst a bunch of disjointed thoughts it's a diary afterall).
* But not a joke. The diary is real and those are her words. The left tried for months to say it wasn't hers, a court verified it during the trial for the people that stole it and sold it to Project Veritas.
Wow! Thats disgusting. And shameful. This slimeball needs to go.
Lol ….yeah what a joke, you guys marginalizing a known rapist that’s running around assaulting woman, then crying GOPer tears, “what about Joe” Good one.
Wow! Thats disgusting. And shameful. This slimeball needs to go.
But not your slime ball who was just found to have ACTUALLY committed sexual assault? The stupidity some of you display is so precious. #thoughtsandprayers
And we're sending them to you before you become a corpse in a school shooting.
Originally Posted by FATE
Then please explain how Joe showering with his daughter is "marginalizing" Trump.
Well then, as long as we can't prove Joe 'raped' her.
Wait, aren't you now victim shaming? (You'll have to ask Pit)
This is so simple even you should be able to understand it. One was found liable in a court of law. The other, even yourself said was "(amongst a bunch of disjointed thoughts it's a diary afterall)."
So now you're trying to frame what even by your own admission is nothing more than some disjointed thoughts into someone being a victim while you've said nothing in reference to someone who was found liable in a court of law. I bet you were really good at dodge ball in school because it has carried over to your adult life.
Well then, as long as we can't prove Joe 'raped' her.
Wait, aren't you now victim shaming? (You'll have to ask Pit)
This is so simple even you should be able to understand it. One was found liable in a court of law. The other, even yourself said was "(amongst a bunch of disjointed thoughts it's a diary afterall)."
So now you're trying to frame what even by your own admission is nothing more than some disjointed thoughts into someone being a victim while you've said nothing in reference to someone who was found liable in a court of law. I bet you were really good at dodge ball in school because it has carried over to your adult life.
Ah, so a victim is not a victim unless found to be in a court of law?
Sounds like you're shaming all of DeShaun Watson's 'victims', no?
Wow! Thats disgusting. And shameful. This slimeball needs to go.
But not your slime ball who was just found to have ACTUALLY committed sexual assault? The stupidity some of you display is so precious. #thoughtsandprayers
And we're sending them to you before you become a corpse in a school shooting.
Originally Posted by FATE
Then please explain how Joe showering with his daughter is "marginalizing" Trump.
Sounds like you're shaming all of DeShaun Watson's 'victims', no?
Dodge that.
Let me know when there's 24 of them. Everyone kept saying dumb BS like "It's a he said she said case". As I explained to them, it's a he said 24 said case.
Nothing to dodge. But the obvious escapes some people.
I don't want anyone to die in a school shooting. But I also don't need someone to die in a school shooting to understand they need thoughts and prayers. Others have to wait until children become corpses to do so. A prayer should be said every morning for every child about to attend school that day. Not wait until they become a victim of a school shooting first. You know, the way Republicans do it.
Do you have a degree in obtuse? And if so is it a associate degree, bachelor's degree, graduate degree, doctorate or professional degree?
So the libtard response to Biden molesting his daughter in the shower is "But Trump..." ???
My response is, looks like a Trump supporter put down their crayons and tried to use a pencil to fake that BS. Personally, I don’t care at this point because I think Biden is a better man than his GOPer accusers.
So the libtard response to Biden molesting his daughter in the shower is "But Trump..." ???
My response is, looks like a Trump supporter put down their crayons and tried to use a pencil to fake that BS. Personally, I don’t care at this point because I think Biden is a better man than his GOPer accusers.
You dont care that Biden molested his daughter in the shower?
I don’t believe it’s real. I don’t think he did a damn thing to any kid… unlike Trump.
Its pretty obvious that he did. Its why he spends all his time sniffing young girls. He is reliving memories of the shampoo smell from when he bathed with his daughter.
You can be in denial the the truth of you want. It was her words from her diary.