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New York — A Syracuse couple lived probably one of the most embarrassing moment ever reported in a hospital this year yesterday, after checking into ER, stuck to one another in an explicit sexual position. Martha Weizman, 36, and Matthew Caleda, 41, had to call emergency services after accidentally mistaking industrial super glue for sexual lubricant.

The couple attracted the attention of dozens of patients present at the time of the scene as soon as they arrived at St. Joseph’s Hospital Health Center. Even though paramedics tried covering the couple with blankets, the duo was visibly naked and stuck to one another at the genital area.

“This is absolutely disgusting,” tells us Mme Albert, an 83-year-old patient who witnessed the scene. “They’re nothing but a bunch of perverted exhibitionists. Everyone was taking pictures of them.”

A very delicate and complex surgery that lasted a little over 3 hours was needed to separate the couple, who luckily will be walking out of their misfortune more shaken than hurt, suffering only from minor injuries.

According to one of the paramedics called on scene, Caleda allegedly told them he was a passionate of architectural scaled models, and that in the rush of things, he accidentally took a tube of super glue instead of his lubricant tube, both having similar shapes. The couple would of noticed the mistake barely 30 seconds later, but it was already too late.

Martha Weizman, 36, and Matthew Caleda, 41, refused to speak to journalists once discharged from the hospital, clearly uncomfortable of the incident that left them exposed naked and stuck to one another at the genital area in front of dozens of other patients.

On a positive note, it’s only the second incident of this nature to occur so far this year in the great region of New York, a net improvement compared to the 27 couples to whom it happened to since 2013.

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lol whoa. talk about embarrassing. should've went to an actual adult shop and got a....trusted brand?

That's called a "huge oops".........plus, they get their names plastered all over the internet.

Double whammy.

How would you like going into work tomorrow?

This is why you should always have sex with the lights on. Read your labels!!!

Now they know what dogs must feel like.

Man, you just can't make this stuff up! Absolutely priceless...

Stupid people should just keep their darn pants on =)

Dear Penthouse...

That's really harsh luck, but man is it funny

Wow.... Guess when you're in a rush.... Gotta make sure you keep your goods in the same place so you don't make a mistake

Some people should not be allowed to breed.

Of course, one day I got up at 5am, and my eyes were extremely dry, so I grabbed a bottle of eye drops, and put them in, only to realize, as my eye was on fire, that it was ear drops instead. Man that burned like crazy. I spent about half an hour rinsing my eye out under the spigot.

I never go into the bathroom without my glasses anymore. Ever. lol Not quite the same .... but I guess i could see how it could happen ..... although super glue ...... umm ..... why is that even near the bed?

I think the obvious question is, if they were having sex, how did the glue have time to set? Even super glue needs time to set up without movement!

Must be a boring couple in the sack.

Best headline this year.

Their degree of embarassment would be directly proportional to the "position" in which they got bonded...

“This is absolutely disgusting,” tells us Mme Albert, an 83-year-old patient who witnessed the scene. “They’re nothing but a bunch of perverted exhibitionists."

Shut up, old person. Like they did this on purpose and wanted to be on display in their compromising position. What a moron.

If they did do it on purpose, that's some serious kink.

Well yeah, but it doesn't seem like they did.

I don't believe it. Every super glue tube I've ever seen is very, very small. And you'd know RIGHT AWAY it was super glue if you put a bit on your hand. Most lube comes in bigger containers.

And yes, for it to set, they'd have to remain stationary for a bit too.

Bogus story.

It probably wasn't applied to the hands, I have seen very small tubes of lube, I have no answer for it having to set. I really don't think it's that unbelievable of a story. Even the article said it's happened to 27 couples since 2013. Stupid accidents happen all the time.

I disagree. Stupid people happen all the time.

Touche.

LOL.

this is straight out of American Pie 2