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Hey Stains! Ready for another lost season? How does it feel when opposing teams treat Cleveland as a bye week? No talent on either side of the ball, unless you really want to count a fossilized Dwayne Bowe as talent. How about some predictions?

Bengals 11-5
Ravens 10-6
Steelers 9-7
Browns 4-12 ---McCown leads NFL in turnovers, Browns finish last in league in both offense and defense.

Boy, I can hear the complaints now. "But, but we have Crowell at RB!" Seriously, can he run more than a yard without tripping over himself? Poor Stain fans, the least talented team in the league and it's not even close. At least you have Johnny Clownball. He even scored a TD in a preseason game!!!! Good luck this year guys. You do have my sympathy.

P.S. If the 2015 Browns played the 2009 Browns, which team would win?

That's rich, a fan of team that has never won anything in their 47 year existence talking smack. Come back when your team is actually relevant.

11/7/2014Associated Press

Browns drub Cincy 24-3 for share of AFC North lead

How did that bye week feel?

I wonder if the team is ready for another home playoff game that won't be sold out?

That is if you discount a Bengals team that has made it to the playoffs THREE of the last 4 years. A team that has two AFC championships & has Played in TWO Super Bowls. All of the above you Cleveland Clowns would kill to have. I just saw the beatdown you Clowns suffered at the hands of the lowly Jets. It's going to be a long tough season for you Clowns.

P.S. - The Bengals are delivering a beatdown to the Raiders so it looks like we will be in first place in the division before the night is done.
[b][/b]WHO DEY!!!

Talk to us about playoffs when your pitiful fans actually care to go to a playoff game.

I am not sure any of us should be saying anything to these fans. They are right.

I'm not discounting anything, what have the Bungals ever won? Not a darn thing. The Browns have 4 AAFC championships and 4 NFL championships which the Bungals would kill to have.

My oh my what a start for the Clowns! Loved seeing the look on Johnny Clownball's face as the Jets were imposing their will in the 4th. Did Crow fill his shoes with cement before the game? What about that vaunted Top 5 defense you were clamoring about? I'll stop here because this is too easy. I feel for you guys, I really do.

Keep battling!

I kinda want to talk smack on my own team at this point

What? When? Oh I forgot you won some stuff in a defunct league back in the 1940's & 1950's, big deal. Trust me there is nothing that you Clowns have that the Bengals would kill to have. The Cleveland Browns have not even made the playoffs since 2002 & have not won a playoff game since 1992. The Bengals have made the playoffs 3 of the last 4 years & laid an egg in all 3 attempts. However that will eventually win there if they make the playoffs consistently. You Clowns on the other can't even make the playoffs thus have no chance of winning one, that's simple math for you Clownies by the way. ;-)

medman you and Palmer4MVP could learn a lot from mickeycat, he is a Bengals fan also but he would always show up after games win or lose. Along with the smack he earned respect and could talk football. There were a few Steeler fans the same way they show up and actually talk smack win or lose not the one and run posts it was more of like conversations.

Thanks for the kind words V. How ya been? Tough start to the season for you guys. I wanted to make a correction for Medman. He keeps saying that the Bengals have been to the playoffs 3 of the past four seasons, but they have been to the playoffs all four of the past four seasons. I suspect most of you all knew that but weren't saying anything. Anyway good luck the rest of the way. Hope all players stay healthy. Btw the Browns suck

Yo mama still wears Army boots.

Hey it's still the smack shack right lol I hope you and your family are doing well Micky

I'll tell your Mama you said hey when I see her tonight. Lol. My family's fine GM, hope yours is too.

[quote] Tough start to the season for you guys./quote]

Yeah, but what else is new? How you doin' mickey?

+1 on Vambo's compliments on mickey. He does show up win or lose and he's a sportsman about it either way.

I'm good Ted. How about yourself? At least I know of one win your team will have and that's one of the two match ups with the Bengals. The Browns usually kick our butts once a year.

Well, that's how it is between the two 'sons' of Paul Brown eh?

I'm doing good thanks!

That is the reason I made my post they will not be back until the Bengals win again and the Browns lose, they don't show up they just hit and RUN.

I see Medmann and Palmer Has not changed in the 3 years I was living in Charlotte and now moved back to Cincinnati....Know why I Bengals fans? 700wlw
On Monday morning after winning for the first ever in Oakland,did Bungal fans talk about the exciting win? NO, caller after caller after caller was like it doesnt matter we are just goin
g to lose in the first round again... Dalton has to go.. Lewis has to go.... etc... and this is why Bungals fans SUCK

Sorry mickey my bad, the Bengals have gone to the playoffs so many times in the past few years that I have lost count. By the way when was the last time the Cleveland Clowns were in the playoffs? Any guesses?

Well, they are 0-6 in wild card games over the last 10 years.. if that helps your count.

So the limit to your count memory is 4?



2002 the Browns made the playoffs for the first time since their inaugural season as an expansion franchise. It was only the Browns' fourth year since the expansion, and their first winning season.

4. Cleveland Browns
Last playoff victory: January 1, 1995 (1994 wildcard game against Patriots)

1. Cincinnati Bengals
Last playoff victory: January 6, 1991 (1992 wildcard round against Oilers)

See mickey I told you they wouldn't be back this week. Hit and run or ONE AND DONE!

I'm not my brother's keeper V.

I thought you were mickey "Moe" cat...

Medmann is very busy, I don't have time to hang around this board every day all day long like you Clownies but since I am here now I may as well hurl some more smack.
My Bengals are 3-0 after beating the Rats & you should thank them because without that you Clowns would be back in the division cellar like you are most seasons.

Let me translate Methmans post for everybody. He said (I am still busy with drug rehab and they only give me computer accrss once a week.) He also says he is to root for a team where his fellow fans wish Carson Palmer was still their QB instead of Dalton.

And if the Bungles lose which they will....She (Medgirl) will become MIA as she always does.Those are the weeks it is nice not having to hear the same old boring posts she makes.

Explains a lot ...Methman before posting Methman during posting!

Hey GM. What's up? Why would the Bengals want CP back? Here are their numbers through three games.

Comp Att Pct Yrds YPG TD Int RushTD Rate
AD 61 92 66.3 866 288.7 8 1 1 121
CP 56 88 63.6 803 267.7 9 2 0 117.8

Plus Palmer is injury prone. Andy hasn't missed a game due to an injury in 4+ seasons.

You have to ask your fellow Bengal/Raiders/Cardinals/Bengals fan Palmer4MVP that question Mickey

To Bengal fan I say, Sorry about your quarterback. And Sorry to you that pacman Jones is still on your team.

Are you kidding? I'm happy Adam is on my team. He's a great player. Yeah, he can be a turd but who cares. I'll bet a lot of Browns fans wish he was on their team. I'm also happy with our QB (so far).

Yes, The Bengals will lose games but those will be MUCH MUCH less than the amount of games your Cleveland Clowns will lose. I told you before if you want me to not be MIA maybe you should pay me (Paypal) & I will hang around this board everyday all day like you Cleveland clowns & heck maybe I will try to recruit some other Bengals fans to hurl smack here since you only have about 2 or 3 regulars here. P.S.-Who designed those hideous new Cleveland uniforms? I laugh whenever I see them.

The same Pacman Jones that is miles ahead of any of your so called "elite" DB's? Poor Clown fans, it's been so long since they've had talented players, must have forgotten what it's like.

Can you ask icky to lay off the cuts. He is looking more like a NT than a RB

You need to recruit someone else cause yours is the same thing every year.I think you just copy and paste it.Not smart enough to come up with anything new....Maybe you should see if your Harvard son can hook you up with some new material.LMAO