DawgTalkers.net Forums DawgTalk Everything Else... So a Turkey just poked a Bear.

Sounds like enough of a warning to me.

this is a Russian shooting a turkey, this thread is about the turkey shooting a Russian..

And the Turkey said...

Tastes like chicken.

Does this qualify if he drinks it fast enough?

Please tell me that tough Russian guy is not hunting with a high psi air rifle with a giant scope to hunt with:// hahaha if so.

I've not saw this pic before and read a pretty well informed gun board..I couldve missed it.

At least in his picture, he's wearing clothes above his beltline.

Some things I'll never be able to unsee.

His pasty, giant, saggy 'manmaries' is one of those things.

if i took that many pictures of myself doing stuff like this people would call me a stuck up jerk.

yes I'm laughing to myself..you sure have a way with words to leave an image in my brain just like I'm actually looking at it. Yes he doesn't mind showing himself shirtless a lot..and its not very appealing:)

GM is sending you selfies again, huh?

I just love me a 'bad grrrl' who knows how to dish it....


Hey, GM... you gonna just take this lying down?


You should post more.
I miss you around here, Jules.

...and some might give you the nickname "Chocolate Adonis" too... so there's that, as well.

You'll never know unless you show...

Who knows? Maybe some would even call me "Sweet Caramel Nougat"...

I've been traveling a lot, so I've been really busy. That and the Browns are the Hoover of sucky teams and I'm limiting my torture to only watching the games. I'm trying not to waste any more energy on them then I have to.

I'm home for the rest of the year though, so I may just spend some time here stirring things up!

Just looked for a photo of Putin with a rifle to make the joke.. no idea what he was doing with it. And yes, I did have to pass up a number of shirtless ones to find this one.

Jules I feel like when you make an appearance the whole board should say real loud, "JULES!!" like they did for Norm on Cheers.

Of course I am going to take it lying down. If I stand up your going to see this

It's a dog eat dog world out there, DC, and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear.

This is gettin serious They actually caught the Turkey attack on video

Do the female dogs like those undies..or do you just like to tease the males dogs with them:)

Just kidding..sort of:)

That was hilarious!!

Liked the video


But I call fowl, towards the end of the video it looks like the one woman is chased by ducks not turkeys.

Love how the dog was coming to the rescue of the soccer girl towards the end.

I call a turkey chasing me dinner >)

Its all fun and games till someone loses an eye...

Russia turns on Turkey in retaliation for downed jet

Russia has turned on its former ally and trade partner Turkey following the downing of a Russian warplane in disputed circumstances on Tuesday, warning that diplomatic and commercial relations between the countries are at risk.

Investors around the world are closely watching rising geopolitical tensions between Russia and NATO member Turkey after a Russian SU-24 warplane was shot down by a Turkish F-16 fighter jet on Tuesday.

On Wednesday morning, Russian Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev said Turkey's actions could result in the scrapping of joint projects, Russian news agency Interfax reported, and said Turkish companies could lose Russian market share.
http://www.cnbc.com/2015/11/25/russia-warplane-hit-hurts-turkey-relations.html

Or wait until the turks block the black sea.

Now I don't want you to get your feathers all ruffled but that was a goat.

LOL so it was! haha poor girl was just getting ganged up on ^^

That's just turkey camo.

Why am I getting so hungry. I'm eating at my mother-in-laws tomorrow so you all know the turkey will have dust and ashes flying out of it when it gets carved.

I'd feel sorry for you but I'm having to go to Joplin, meet up with my mother in-law and eat at a Casino buffet.

I would give you 500 bucks to trade with me lol You really, really have no idea just how bad of a cook my mother-in-law is My Brother-in-law ate spageitto's several times a week for dinner when he was growing up and she even boiled those for an hour

$500 I'm sure I can lose that much while I'm waiting in line for my rubbermaid turkey!

[we really need a gun to your own head emoji around here]

OH hell no as Browns fans we would be pulling the trigger 86,400 times a day

You're right. Hell, half the board is on suicide watch now as it is.

I guess I'm lucky. My mom in law likes me, and she's a good cook. Turkey, ham, mashed potatoes, and either corn, or green beans. Gravy, dinner rolls.

Plus, no one in the family other than me eats leftovers (wife and daughter do on occasion), so the leftover turkey and ham comes home with us.

Yum........turkey and ham on wheat, with mayo, and cheese? For the next 3-5 days?

Add in wife is doing 20 lbs of pulled pork for the meatchicken OSU game on Saturday. We're having somewhere between 25 and 60 people over for that. (I say somewhere between because......well, we just don't know how many will come. Heck, we don't even know how many we invited.)

There will be plenty of other food. Dips, salads, tacos, etc.

Glad I'm working Friday. And real glad I have a huge work day on Monday. I'll need to work off some calories.

I have been loving your mother-in-law Thanksgiving Day stories for over a decade now. Please provide a detailed description of everything following the visit. Thanks in advance.

Sounds like a 3 stooges clip, they cut the turkey it pops and dust flies out then the turkey deflates to nothing.

Lol maybe that is why I keep buying new Browns gear. I am preparing the loot for my crypt =P I mean who would rob my tomb if it only had Browns memorabilia in it right =P LOL they would probably shudder in fear and say my tomb was obviously cursed and flee for their lives mwa hahaha!

I will give you a follow up post in the morning Jules

It would definitely put Lara Croft on an analyst's couch.

Russian protesters pelt Turkish embassy in Moscow with eggs and smash windows after jet downed

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/...d-a6748326.html

Russia deploys missiles in Syria after Turkey shoots down bomber

Russia deployed long-range air defense missiles at its air base in Syria Thursday in a rapid response to the downing of one of its bombers by a Turkish warplane.

Russia's state-owned RIA Novosti news agency, quoting its own reporter on the ground, reported that the shipment of S-400 long-range missiles had been delivered. They will be based in Syria's coastal province of Latakia, just 30 miles away from the border with Turkey and are capable of striking targets within a 250-mile range with deadly precision.
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2015/11/26/.../?intcmp=hplnws