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Deceptive Marketing #1100051 04/11/16 05:16 AM
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OP rockyhilldawg Hall of Famer R Joined: Jul 2014 Posts: 7,612	Some of these product claims are great. Here’s a couple of my favorites: “Virtually Pain-Free!!” You know what “virtually pain-free means”? That’s right. Almost pain-free. As in it’s not pain-free. As in whatever it is, it hurts. How about the hearing-aid that’s “Nearly Invisible”. Hey look, I’m nearly invisible.

Re: Deceptive Marketing rockyhilldawg #1100055 04/11/16 06:21 AM
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Dawgs4Life Legend Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 75,208 Edinboro, PA	my chick says I'm "kind of attractive" ... I'll take it "First down inside the 10. A score here will put us in the Super Bowl. Jeudy is far to the left as Njoku settles into the slot. Tillman is flanked out wide to the right. Judkins and Ford are split in the backfield as Flacco takes the snap ... Here we go."

Re: Deceptive Marketing rockyhilldawg #1100057 04/11/16 06:40 AM
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GMdawg Legend Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 27,849 ohio	“Virtually Pain-Free!!” Warning Side effects include Inability to breathe Temporary tooth loss (Think about it) Severe anal bleeding Redundancy Redundancy Ignorance Complete collapse of civilization Puppy kicking testicular inversion inner-ear euphoria olfactory hallucinations toe jam Soreness in hair spontanious combustion Skeletal Muscle Relaxation Unwanted Pregnancy eye farts appearance of extra digits (hands/feet) uncontrollable obsession with Liberace swallowing of tongue intermittent ignorance Spontaneous Ejaculation Idiopathic Colitis Ramndo Dylseixa Sticky Wicket Bee's Knees rectal-cranial inversion toe jam football minor blindness slight cardiac arrhythmia a touch of rigor and anal leakage I AM ALWAYS RIGHT... except when I am wrong.

Re: Deceptive Marketing rockyhilldawg #1100069 04/11/16 08:29 AM
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Versatile Dog Legend V Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 55,499	Quote: Deceptive Marketing Is there any other type of marketing?

Re: Deceptive Marketing GMdawg #1100074 04/11/16 08:41 AM
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Swish Legend Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 52,481 The Land	you forgot "Death" “To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.” - Theodore Roosevelt

Re: Deceptive Marketing GMdawg #1100079 04/11/16 08:56 AM
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archbolddawg Legend A Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 30,948	I wish I could remember the medication - it used to be advertised on tv (maybe still is). It was for gout. A green liquid. One of the side effects they list is: may cause gout.

Re: Deceptive Marketing rockyhilldawg #1100081 04/11/16 08:59 AM
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OP rockyhilldawg Hall of Famer R Joined: Jul 2014 Posts: 7,612	”The Corvette Z06: 0-to-60 in 2.95 seconds” So what? How often do you need to go 0-to-60? Maybe if they start putting stop lights on Interstate entrance ramps.

Re: Deceptive Marketing rockyhilldawg #1100087 04/11/16 09:42 AM
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PortlandDawg Hall of Famer P Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 8,903 Portland, OR	Originally Posted By: rockyhilldawg ”The Corvette Z06: 0-to-60 in 2.95 seconds” So what? How often do you need to go 0-to-60? Maybe if they start putting stop lights on Interstate entrance ramps. They have stop lights on entrance ramps in Oregon. I hate them.

Re: Deceptive Marketing archbolddawg #1100092 04/11/16 09:59 AM
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ErikInHell Hall of Famer Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 5,991 The Great Dismal Swamp

Re: Deceptive Marketing Swish #1100109 04/11/16 11:04 AM
Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 27,849 ohio GMdawg Legend
GMdawg Legend Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 27,849 ohio	Originally Posted By: Swish you forgot "Death" I thought "uncontrollable obsession with Liberace" would cover that I AM ALWAYS RIGHT... except when I am wrong.

Re: Deceptive Marketing ErikInHell #1100121 04/11/16 11:36 AM
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Tulsa Legend Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 16,195 Backnine	Originally Posted By: ErikInHell Didn't Mr. Mordan kill her? #GMSTRONG

Re: Deceptive Marketing Tulsa #1100150 04/11/16 12:29 PM
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Passionate Dawg 2nd String P Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 250 Campbell,OH	The aftereffects of Gold body paint job from Goldfinger. I bleed Seal Brown,Burnt Oranage and White w/Chrome. It's a proud honored birthright and family tradition.

Re: Deceptive Marketing Versatile Dog #1100224 04/11/16 02:34 PM
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OCD Legend O Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 34,799	Originally Posted By: Versatile Dog Quote: Deceptive Marketing Is there any other type of marketing? Yes a much worse type called social media marketing.

Re: Deceptive Marketing rockyhilldawg #1100468 04/11/16 11:43 PM
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Bull_Dawg Hall of Famer Joined: Jan 2015 Posts: 9,718 Stark Co., Ohio	"If you or a family member have died...." then we wouldn't be watching your ad. You mess with the "Bull," you get the horns. Fiercely Independent.

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