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Swish will be as rich
As President Trump, and he
Will buy me a boat
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Fear not, oh weak ones.
Trust is the word of the day.
I will set you free.
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I got Haus a yacht
He will be really pleased
Except I stole it
“To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.”
- Theodore Roosevelt
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Forget the yacht, I'm just happy I got a like out of you!
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Now I'm really pzzed...
WTF happened to the
One I bought for you?
"too many notes, not enough music-"
#GMStong
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Do you hear our cries?
Donald, can you see are tears?
What think you, dear sir?
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Free Health Insurance
Will never happen, Bernie
Pigs may fly also
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We scream in horror.
We cower in the shadows.
Buying time. For now.
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A wall to be built.
To keep people in or out?
Examine your heart.
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Vers your haikus keep making me think you are rewriting Pink Floyd The Wall
lol
I meant to type that your previous haiku then you typed that one. wow!
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Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum
helping Trump, our glorious leader
Twiddle his thumbs.
Must investigate Benghazi
but Russian connections are cool
if 'THEY' lose.
The world's but a stage
and we have found our orange fool
and made him President.
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Never doubting himself
but who knew it was so complicated
the emperor is naked.
Last edited by OldColdDawg; 06/03/17 11:26 PM.
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Trumpkus 
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We don't need no wall
We don't need no great again
Trump needs a lawyer
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But her emails
His name is Seth Rich they say
Bring more tinfoil
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It was Obama
Long ago George Washington
Now it's Donald Trump
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LOL.
Nah, I was just kinda drunk.
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This orangutan
screwing up this great country
makes me want to scream.
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