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I tried majoring in a lot of things in college; Accounting, Education, English, History, Psychology ...
But I minored in Silly.
Here's my Trump haiku:
Something about him,
how to define? Difficult.
Ah yes ... covfefe!
How about you? Remember, its a 5-7-5 syllables format.
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what are the rules, 5 syllables, 7 , then 5 again.
Leave him alone.
America has spoken
No Hilary.
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I do not like Trump
but for the people that do
pass the covfefe
“To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.”
- Theodore Roosevelt
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The endless pursuit
of ragging on Donald Trump
Defeats the purpose!
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what are the rules, 5 syllables, 7 , then 5 again.
Leave him alone.
America has spoken
No Hilary. dude, thats 4-7-4, wrong format
“To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.”
- Theodore Roosevelt
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I eat covfefe
With wine, cheese, and tomato
It tastes very foul
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The wanton overuse
of superlatives is not
disqualifying.
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The moronic whine
of the media and libs
is old and tired
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Conservatives belch
Nonsensical policies
That are for small minds.
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Conservatives suck!
Liberals are just as bad!
I do suck at this!
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He hears your discord
and he replies with rancor:
bite me sphincter-boy.
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I once had a dream.
Melana Trump wanted me
to wear a red tie.
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That last one was pretty good. LOL
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That last one was pretty good. LOL 
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Gonna step up my game.
A cold fierce wind blows
fiercely across our nation
Under Donald Trump.
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Small hands, smaller brain
Massive yet fragile ego
Not my president
Bad TV celeb
Screwing over contractors
America's next
Hairpiece or Tribble
Could it be living or dead
The mystery lives
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Donald Trumps says he
grabs them by the covfefe.
That's just disturbing.
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Golden showers, huh
R. Kelly wants royalties
Trump calls it fake news
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Golden showers, huh
R. Kelly wants royalties
Trump calls it fake news Hence, I say to thee Release the pee video Haus is mad at me
“To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.”
- Theodore Roosevelt
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Interupting Soaps
No love in the afternoon
Sean Spicer please leave!
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Tears fall from heavens
Upon a once proud nation
That fights internally.
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The winds blow change
Across the dusty landscape
of my America.
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I love haikus... so I'll roll on with a few more.
Family value votes
Elect a [censored] grabber
narcicist. Really?!
Hate the orange skin man
But to impeach scares me more
Pence is a monster
Two Corinthians?
Never once read the Bible
The Liar in Chief
Fear all difference
The GOP policy
Told through just three words
Man I could go on for days.
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Lock Him Up!
He's guilty of something.
Lock Him Up!
lol.
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I thought I saw you
Whispering to long gone saints
Who are now our ghosts.
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Netflix should release
Their newest dark comedy:
"Orange is the new Prez."
The very next time
He's correct about something...
Will be the first time.
Meet my support group:
LushReich, Kush, Baby Goebbels...
Make us grate again.
Generals know less?
Biggest inaugural crowds?
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.
"too many notes, not enough music-"
#GMStong
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3 6 3 You gotta step up your game, Dawg... just sayin' 
"too many notes, not enough music-"
#GMStong
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Biased be the word
of mindless creatures lacking
an open heart and mind.
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I saw you playing
In the sandbox one sunny day
Don't dig too deep, son.
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This is the best thread lol...
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Grab them by the slur
Make America great
Says the harasser
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Blackish stormy skies
Cover a once sunny land
As darkness prevailed.
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Who doth go there?
The shimmering light of day
Or the gloom of night?
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Versatile will make
America great again
We will find a way
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Look at my huge hands
Little Marco must be proud
Cause trump sure isn't
“To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.”
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A nation awaits
our leader who promised to
make us great again.
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orange tinted skin
wife smacks away his pruned hand
we wait for greatness
"First down inside the 10. A score here will put us in the Super Bowl. Cooper is far to the left as Njoku settles into the slot. Moore is flanked out wide to the right. Chubb and Ford are split in the backfield as Watson takes the snap ... Here we go."
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Casting shadows deep
Among the fearful and brave.
What say you, kind sir?
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