DawgTalkers.net Forums DawgTalk Tailgate Forum Paris vs. Jessica "at the carwash"

Paris.....no thanks <img src="/images/graemlins/plthumbsdown.gif" alt="" /> But Jessica WHO BABY, and she has meat and it's all in the right places <img src="/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif" alt="" />

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[color:"white"] I'd have to go with Paris. I like 'em easy. [/color]

Ask for and you shall recieve...(one of my favs...)

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What talents? A surname makes her "America's Royalty?" What does this chick actually DO? <img src="/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />





Dunno man, sometimes Jessica looks kinda masculine to me. *shrug* <img src="/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

LMAO!!!!

My girlfirend always makes fun of her with that fake accent in that commercial. And as far as the car wash goes.....Jessica all the way! I don't even think Paris is good looking! I think she looks kinda birdish. <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

lol birdish!

"...Dunno man, sometimes Jessica looks kinda masculine to me. "

I don't have any idea how to respond to a statement like that!

I'm not calling you a poofter mate, just my take. <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Jessica has a nice poofter.

All I have to say to those who say they wouldn't do Paris or Jessica: Liars. <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

Amen brother! Average people don't turn down the chance to bed a celebrity.

LOL

OMG....do you really believe this?? Wow. I can tell the average age and maturity level around here is getting lower by the minute.

They're both over-rated. But Paris seems more of a loser because she doesn't have any talent.

Well this sure beats watching GM in a thong washing a car! <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

I must be getting old, because I think Catherine Zeta-Jones is more beautiful than any of these blonde bimbos. She carries herself with some semblance of class.

Totally agree, lamp. Of course, these guys don't want "class", they are talking cheap sex.

woah!

Changing topics, and insinuating we are shallow is wrong. This wasn't to my knowledge a "Who is hotter, Jessica, Paris or Catherine Zeta?" thread.

To be fair

No, you're right...it wasn't. Still, I can't believe that some of you would even consider "bedding" these two trash whores. I had better images in my head of you guys. <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

Don't get us wrong, I'm sure we'd all have Cathy Zeta Jones as well. Face it, they are all hot. Given the fantasy predicament, we'd all do it. If the tables we're turned, I'm sure you could have the same discussion. <img src="/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif" alt="" />

Ummmm.....

Yeah but I don't think Paris is particularly good-looking, setting aside her stupidity for a moment. Simpson is more tolerable, but she's a dime-a-dozen blonde Hollywood chick.
Zeta-Jones is a rare gem, indeed. But all that's beside the point.

I'm happily married, so I wouldn't sleep with any of them (I swear to Gawd), if I had the chance (which I won't get, in a million trillion years).

I'm too old for college girls. christ i can't believe I just said that. <img src="/images/graemlins/rolleyes_devil.gif" alt="" />

What would Lamp do assuming he was not married, between 20-30, and Ms. Simpson came to the door in the pink string bikini?

Well in that case......

Im to old also! and I would pass both up for a night out with CZJ! and we wouldnt need to have sex! but if it happen'ed well who am I to say no <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> It might be the best 3 minutes of her life! <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

You're one of THEM! Traitor. <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

I still wouldn't do her.

I'd have to, out of "Man Principle", but I probably wouldn't enjoy it. She probably wouldn't, either. <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

If she can do this to an ice cream cone, imagine the possibilities...

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LOL! Man law page 69 paragraph 2! <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

MMMM College girls.


On a serious note, my girlfreind IMO is beautiful. She has high cheek bones, large breasts she has (what was) an hourglass figure/ <img src="/images/graemlins/naughtydevil.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rolleyes_devil.gif" alt="" />


She never wears makeup to work, only when we go "out", which is seldom. She has her natural hari color (Light Brown/Blonde), when in college it was blonde.

People are always 5 years behind the times, hence you still se guys with highlights.

In five years, little to no makeup, and natural hair color will be the norm again....i hope.

I have always said bleached hair and tanning is what maekup was for our parents. It covers what you want hidden...YOU!

I remember when Jessica "had some chuck and was proud of it." The media (whores) got a hold of her and it has been a starving, hairbleaching fest ever since.

JMO

WOW!!! <img src="/images/graemlins/naughtydevil.gif" alt="" />

That actually makes her LESS of a turn-on - the fact she would cheapen herself in that manner. "Oh well, it's what I do...."

You can tell I'm well past 30. <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

That Video doesn't work well for me. <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

Your my age I believe lamp? allmost over the hill ! but not yet <img src="/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif" alt="" />

Make it Shania and my opinions change..

I hit 40, four months from tomorrow. wow.... time can fly...

not to go all defensive on her or anything, but she was talking about her work and they cut away and back right before her "that's what I do" comment... so it's hard to tell what exactly she's talking about......

Shania alright but i think Faith Hill is better! jmo <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

I heard she has big ears... <img src="/images/graemlins/rolleyes_devil.gif" alt="" />