DawgTalkers.net Forums DawgTalk The Smack Shack HEY MEDMANN guess who leap frogged crapanati in the power rankings

YO queen of the shack, please quote for me the Bengals lifetime record, and the Browns lifetime record. Please tell me just how many times the Bengals have won a NFL championship or Super Bowl vs how many times the Browns have won.

When your done please explain to me why you have told new posters that GMdawg has bought merchandise off of you when I never have?

Maybe the FACT that several posters have told me that Curly told them that I have bought shirts and Jersey's from them

Bengals stuff?? What crack is he smoking?

Now now gentlemen (that includes you Christy) I love how I still bring out the best in all of you..I'm not going to go in a rehash all of the same old stuff that has been brought up a million times before..I still do love how the impending doom of the Bengals is still coming Coach..Haven't you been saying this for 4 or 5 seasons now..Yeah..Still dont see it coming...Fact is that you all want for the Bengals to be bad because you somehow think is will mask the fact that your team is NO WHERE NEAR AS GOOD as many of you have wet dreams about..Funny..Just looked at the rankings again..LOL..Didn't even play a game, still have more losses but we're now ahead of the psuedo-dynasty Clowns..Priceless...BTW..Let up on the roids Christy..You're starting to sound like a few of your "dementia affected" ex players...This is still way too easy folks.....(and it has been for 7 years now) I love it..

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You're starting to sound like a few of your "dementia affected" ex players

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Why's that? Because I said that your team is the first to have 8 wins, 8 losses and 8 arrests?

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This is still way too easy folks

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You're right, it is....in fact, it's starting to bore me a little....you don't even need us to smack your team....your OWN TEAM smacks your team!

If our team is nowhere near as good as we think, then I'd have to imagine the Bengals are nowhere near as good as you think....don't forget the outcome of that game. You got torched by Derek freakin' Anderson!

Well, the Bungles haven't exactly been what you claim, McCurly. How many playoffs have they gone to the last three or four years? What's their record this year? How many winning season have they had the last three or four years? Where is that defense again? LOL, keep WISHING that the Bungles were actually a good team, McCurly. It's the same old story. You deny reality because you can't deal with it.

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I still do love how the impending doom of the Bengals is still coming...

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It's not impending if you've been there for all but one season in the last 15. If you told any NFL team they would have one winning season and a one/done playoffs over that period of time, they would consider that doomed. Even the Browns have done more than that....and we were out of existence for 3 years. Keep digging.

1st I never run out of toilet paper (thats a life and death matter)

2nd I would rub Bengals gear on my arse if somebody paid me, I would never get the smell off my arse if I did that

EEEEEEK! Overshare! Overshare!

Hey, Cleveland isn't doing too bad in the rankings...........

BUT

Oakland (who beat cleveland) is doing better - because they ARE better

Poor Bungles. Poor Bungles INDEED!

He said he would rub bengals gear on his butt if someone paid him. He meant wouldn't.

Ravens gear 25 bucks

Bengals gear 10 bucks

Steelers gear ...free

Why do I have an uneasy feeling I see an ebay auction in the future?

It's just a matter of time before the fire sale in Cincy Coach......

I was referring to one of those weird ebay auctions where GM is auctioning off his actions online for a hefty sum with the highest bidders choice of jersey.

ill pay 10 bucks a team right here

Good Idea, they can't smell them till after I have my $$$

Curly D oh knowing one since 1999 "the return" as you call it I ask you how many times have the Browns made the playoffs. Curly D oh knowing one I now ask you another question that is if your brain has evolved to the point where you can answer two at one time, How many times since 1999 have the Bengals made the playoffs? Okay now repeat after me the Browns were an expansion franchise and we've still been to the playoffs as many times as the Bengals. So how can you even deny the fact that you guys are the most pathetic of the losers.

And Curly D get over the fact we like talking about our success from ages past. If you had possibly the greatest dynasty of all time you would like to talk about it also. But you didn't so you dwell on the Super Bowls that you made it too. In fact since it never gets old how many times have you finished in second place again? There do you feel better about your team now? If our pre merger teams are like taking a knife to a gun fight I imagine most everyone else is playing with super soakers. How many other teams have names in their history that compare to Otto Graham, Marion Motley, Jim Brown, Dante Lavelli, The Toe and many others? Not many, any team would be proud of that history pre-merger or not.

And you know what I'm proud of our history post merger. Our eighties teams were just as good as anyones did we win that Super Bowl? No but that doesn't diminish the fond memories from those teams that live on. The Dawg Days of the eighties were better than any run the Bengals ever had. Real fans appreciate more things than victories we appreciated the guts that those teams played with they gave the fans and city everything they had and we gave back everything we as a city had. That's why we still love those teams Super Bowl or not!

Oh and Chad Johnson talks more trash than anyone! You can take the Cancer and Housh I'll take Braylon and K2. We're just flat out better than you guys now, and that's with DA at Q.B.

Since 99

Browns were 2-14
3-13
new coach 7-9
9-7 or 8 as playoff loss
2003 what was it 6-10 I dont know
o4 dont remember
o5 dont remember
06 4-12

but the only thing that matters is in 07 we'll be 12-4 after sweeping you


All Hail the cincinnati defense. All hail the team that thanks an offensive pass interference penalty against todd heap . or they would be 0-and infinity

Again

12-4 Lay off the morphine

In other words you're saying we'll go 10-1 to finish the season.

I think his nose really has to hurt. He banged out a lot of posts yesterday, and trying while wearing a straight jacket has to be tough. I can just see young throws up long banging his nose all over his keyboard while the drool drips off of his space bar.

Hey GM, speaking of Straight Jackets.. ...Check this out, one of the funniest scenes in a Mel Brooks Movie dedicated to both Meds and Throwsup.... Don't mind the subtitles either....

When are you puddytats going to realize and admit that your feeble existance is because of the Brown/s... You're welcome...

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