|
|
|
|
Joined: Apr 2007
Posts: 16,935
Legend
|
OP
Legend
Joined: Apr 2007
Posts: 16,935 |
I was in Publix. Got a cup of coffee in the booths there on the side.
Ended up in a weird conversation with a beautiful blond asian woman. She was sitting nearby and seemed upset. I asked if she was alright. She said I'm ok but I just got through with my therapist. I didn't want to pry. But ended saying sometimes it helps to unburden things to a total stranger.
She said well ok. The therapist said he cannot help me. I asked what's wrong.
She paused then said I am nymphomaniac and I only get turned on by Jewish cowboys by the way my name is Diane.
I said nice to meet you Diane . My name is Bucky Goldstein.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 77,779
Legend
|
|
Legend
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 77,779 |
Intoducing for The Cleveland Browns, Quarterback Deshawn "The Predator" Watson. He will also be the one to choose your next head coach.
#gmstrong
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Mar 2013
Posts: 13,837
Legend
|
|
Legend
Joined: Mar 2013
Posts: 13,837 |
I thought that was serious. It had your usual serious tone.
I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Pretty sure I slobbered on my keyboard. Pretty sure my wife thinks I'm off my rocker. 🤣
HERE WE GO BROWNIES! HERE WE GO!!
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 14,026
Legend
|
|
Legend
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 14,026 |
Non Jews Telling Jokes: Why Gentile Comedians Now Tell the ... linkhttps://www.tabletmag.com/sections/arts-letters/articles/non-jews-telling-jokesJun 13, 2012 · “ ‘Well, I’m a nymphomaniac, and I only get turned on by Jewish cowboys.’ And then she said, ‘By the way, my name’s Diane.’ And I said, ‘Hello, Diane. I’m Bucky Goldstein.’ ”
GM strong...
Home of the Free, Because of the Brave...
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Apr 2007
Posts: 16,935
Legend
|
|
OP
Legend
Joined: Apr 2007
Posts: 16,935 |
I cannot take credit.
I heard it long ago from Stephen Wright.
I altered it some.
I heard it recently again and thought we all need a laugh from just about everything.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Apr 2007
Posts: 16,935
Legend
|
|
OP
Legend
Joined: Apr 2007
Posts: 16,935 |
|
|
|
DawgTalkers.net
Forums DawgTalk Everything Else... A conversation
|
|
|
|
