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Commence the season


"First down inside the 10. A score here will put us in the Super Bowl. Boston is far to the left as KC settles into the slot. Fannin is flanked out wide to the right. Judkins and Sampson are split in the backfield as the ball is hiked ... Here we go."
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The only question left at this point is do we break out all of the tailgate goodies or do we strap on the flak jackets? I say we go with both. naughtydevil


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haha you know it's always both


"First down inside the 10. A score here will put us in the Super Bowl. Boston is far to the left as KC settles into the slot. Fannin is flanked out wide to the right. Judkins and Sampson are split in the backfield as the ball is hiked ... Here we go."
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no surprises


"First down inside the 10. A score here will put us in the Super Bowl. Boston is far to the left as KC settles into the slot. Fannin is flanked out wide to the right. Judkins and Sampson are split in the backfield as the ball is hiked ... Here we go."
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Robert Turbin is our announcer?? my goodness talk about bottom of the barrel


"First down inside the 10. A score here will put us in the Super Bowl. Boston is far to the left as KC settles into the slot. Fannin is flanked out wide to the right. Judkins and Sampson are split in the backfield as the ball is hiked ... Here we go."
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I'm excited to see Watson play the air guitar! Been too long.

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that's a big flag

where's weeden


"First down inside the 10. A score here will put us in the Super Bowl. Boston is far to the left as KC settles into the slot. Fannin is flanked out wide to the right. Judkins and Sampson are split in the backfield as the ball is hiked ... Here we go."
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Originally Posted by Dawgs4Life
that's a big flag

where's weeden

lmao! I literally said the same thing out loud!


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we win the toss and take the ball


"First down inside the 10. A score here will put us in the Super Bowl. Boston is far to the left as KC settles into the slot. Fannin is flanked out wide to the right. Judkins and Sampson are split in the backfield as the ball is hiked ... Here we go."
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Nice return.

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good return


"First down inside the 10. A score here will put us in the Super Bowl. Boston is far to the left as KC settles into the slot. Fannin is flanked out wide to the right. Judkins and Sampson are split in the backfield as the ball is hiked ... Here we go."
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whiteheart for 12


"First down inside the 10. A score here will put us in the Super Bowl. Boston is far to the left as KC settles into the slot. Fannin is flanked out wide to the right. Judkins and Sampson are split in the backfield as the ball is hiked ... Here we go."
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KCC for 10


"First down inside the 10. A score here will put us in the Super Bowl. Boston is far to the left as KC settles into the slot. Fannin is flanked out wide to the right. Judkins and Sampson are split in the backfield as the ball is hiked ... Here we go."
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2nd and 6


"First down inside the 10. A score here will put us in the Super Bowl. Boston is far to the left as KC settles into the slot. Fannin is flanked out wide to the right. Judkins and Sampson are split in the backfield as the ball is hiked ... Here we go."
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Aaaand there it is.


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Nice effort on the tackle, Jeudy. Not

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how freaking bad is that pass


"First down inside the 10. A score here will put us in the Super Bowl. Boston is far to the left as KC settles into the slot. Fannin is flanked out wide to the right. Judkins and Sampson are split in the backfield as the ball is hiked ... Here we go."
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Just few more like that Deshaun and we can finally wish you farewell

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I think to answer that question first you need to ask yourself, "How bad is that QB"?


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I can’t get the game, can someone describe what happed and how bad it was on Watson’s part?

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jet sweep always


"First down inside the 10. A score here will put us in the Super Bowl. Boston is far to the left as KC settles into the slot. Fannin is flanked out wide to the right. Judkins and Sampson are split in the backfield as the ball is hiked ... Here we go."
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feels like the jags are saying to just run it and take no risks and let us beat ourselves


"First down inside the 10. A score here will put us in the Super Bowl. Boston is far to the left as KC settles into the slot. Fannin is flanked out wide to the right. Judkins and Sampson are split in the backfield as the ball is hiked ... Here we go."
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He threw it a tiny bit high to a wide open receiver. Only problem was the receiver was wearing blue and he was the only player on the screen.


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welp, 7-0


"First down inside the 10. A score here will put us in the Super Bowl. Boston is far to the left as KC settles into the slot. Fannin is flanked out wide to the right. Judkins and Sampson are split in the backfield as the ball is hiked ... Here we go."
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The route is on


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It was all his fault. Threw it right to the defender.


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Every year it seems like it's just like this. BAD

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Even on the last series "scramble" throw away, DW hit the defender in the hands for a possible INT - defender dropped the pass. Ugh.

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It needs to be really bad today, so bad that we can just move on. I think DW is up for it.

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Eotab must be losing his mind

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This is really bad (sighs).

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I like Monken, I really do. But how can it be that all of us know Watson sucks and he doesn’t see it? Nothing that has happened today is the least bit surprising.

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And he has zero future here. Not sure what he was expecting. There is still time for us to cut him and begin a new chapter. The fans will not hold it against the FO or coaches.

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We look the same as we did last season. How can that be?

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Not surprised the defense looks so bad. They looked terrible in the pre-season.


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Originally Posted by Iluvmyxstripper
Eotab must be losing his mind

Shut up, troll boy.


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Watson in mid-season form!


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Lol i predicted the browns to lose 38-10. Apparently i should have had it 58-10 lol


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I guess we’re going with the blessing that DW is not making this a hard decision thus far




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Originally Posted by FATE
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Eotab must be losing his mind

Shut up, troll boy.

Does he have any idea Eotab passed away a few years back?

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It seems like the Browns are that team that always travels with the Harlem Globetrotters...just flunkies wearing uniforms so the other team always wins and looks good.

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That would be the Washington generals. But yea, it tracks




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Just like in preseason our defense misses easy tackles


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Eotab must be losing his mind

Shut up, troll boy.

Does he have any idea Eotab passed away a few years back?

He knows. He's been told twenty times. Nobody takes him seriously so he just trolls with his Haiku-style bad takes and Eotab slander.


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Starting where we left it last… A none existing offense and a insecure defense

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Originally Posted by 3rd_and_20
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Eotab must be losing his mind

Shut up, troll boy.

Does he have any idea Eotab passed away a few years back?

Honestly i didnt know that either. I kinda assumed it because he never posts anymore but i wasnt sure


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That would be the Washington generals. But yea, it tracks

That's the ones!

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Eotab must be losing his mind

Shut up, troll boy.

Does he have any idea Eotab passed away a few years back?

He knows. He's been told twenty times. Nobody takes him seriously so he just trolls with his Haiku-style bad takes and Eotab slander.

I find it disrespectable. Definitely a lack of empathy.

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Imma going to be on the Rams ban wagon the rest of the year. I’ll jump back on here if they ever start winning again. Cya guys.


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Browns lineman down. TV break before we know who.

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Another parade of disaster here, folks.

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Johnson was the lineman; now a fumble turnover..Browns doing Browns things.

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Buh-bye


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This is an embarrassment.

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Eotab must be losing his mind

Shut up, troll boy.

Does he have any idea Eotab passed away a few years back?

Honestly i didnt know that either. I kinda assumed it because he never posts anymore but i wasnt sure

Well, stripperboy definitely knows.

Eotab passed about 2 1/2 years ago. Here's some threads, including GM always making sure he is remembered.

https://www.dawgtalkers.net/ubbthreads.php/topics/2059807/eotab#Post2059807
https://www.dawgtalkers.net/ubbthreads.php/topics/2096271/eotab#Post2096271
https://www.dawgtalkers.net/ubbthreads.php/topics/2128419/eotab#Post2128419


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Monken’s postgame presser should be fun

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Thank goodness we got all new coaches and new players. Working out well. 48-0 Final


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If DW gives the Browns the "best skill set to move the ball," what does that say about the entire QB room? Or worse, the Coaching staff's ability to recognize and utilize any skill set?

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Davey! C'mon bro, this is just a set-up game to lull the league into a false sense of security!


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Davey! C'mon bro, this is just a set-up game to lull the league into a false sense of security!

Or the fans into psychotic break or comatose episode. laugh

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And of course the rest of the AFCN are all winning
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Let's set the record for most penalties in one drive.

Oh crap, that would require more 1st downs.


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Y'all have a good week! Just not sticking around for any more today.

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ABSOLUTE GARBAGE!!!

If Monken doesn’t make a major change or really get on them at halftime, like lose his stuff, he has already lost this team!

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The first 3 plays of the game were great. Been downhill since. Hard to believe DW is the best QB on the roster


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You can’t be on the sidelines shaking your head, when you are the one in charge! Make a change, change the playcaller, pull an OL, change QB, maybe go down the field,

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Freddy 2.0 really tried to BS everyone and say Watson looked good throughout TC. What a goof.

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Our defense looks like it did in preseason. Slow and not very good at tackling


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Originally Posted by FATE
Davey! C'mon bro, this is just a set-up game to lull the league into a false sense of security!

At least Watson gives the Browns the best skill set to get the number one overall pick!


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Browns front office is clearly tanking for that top 5 QB.
Yet Browns fans continue to think Haslam and Berry are great

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Eotab must be losing his mind

Shut up, troll boy.

Dirtbag is sitting there laughing. At least he loves his ex stripper.
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Shut up, troll boy.

Dirtbag is sitting there laughing. At least he loves his ex stripper.
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Originally Posted by Milk Man
Freddy 2.0 really tried to BS everyone and say Watson looked good throughout TC. What a goof.

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• -11.4 EPA
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https://x.com/CodySuek/status/2099204654307446787

Whooopty-hell!


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Thank God we got rid of Jim schwartz!


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31 nothing Jags up.

It's horrible being a fan of this team, but I'm old and not gonna stop watching them. Too late to switch.

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3 points. Is it now we should celebrate?

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3 points. Is it now we should celebrate?

Probably.

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Well we could be the first team to go 0-17! We were the last to go 0-16. Might as well have the record.

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Sometimes when the game are this bad I turn off the sound. It helps.

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Our defense is slow and misses alot of tackles


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The Schwartz has to be laughing his ass off !

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Since it looks like we’ll have our choice of QBs coming out, what chances do we think there are that manning refuses to come to Cleveland? I know there’s a Haslam connection but any qb has to pause when faced with the reality of coming to this franchise.

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Originally Posted by waterdawg
The Schwartz has to be laughing his ass off !
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Did anyone see how we got the FG ? I was sitting in front of the tv, Jacksonville got a TD, they went to commercial break and when they came back, the Browns had 3 pts. If they go to another commercial break, will the Browns get a TD ??? roflmao


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Well, we're on to Tampa!

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DeShaun Watson = DeShone Kizer


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Originally Posted by DaveyD
DeShaun Watson = DeShone Kizer

That sounds about right!

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Offensive line gets no push when it comes to running the ball


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Originally Posted by 3rd_and_20
Sometimes when the game are this bad I turn off the sound. It helps.
For the first time in several sasons, I did not buy the NFL Sunday Ticket package. Premonition, perhaps. Saved a bunch of money and a lot of aggravation. I am still a Browns fan but less optimistic than usual...

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Browns are starting to establish the run game.

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Our run defense is terrible


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All levels of the defense has blown chunks

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Ive watched the Browns for over 50 years and never left early or turn the TV off. It's only one game but this group has done nothing good and looks like a crummy college team. I hope we lose out and take the next great savior of a QB we can ruin. Of course they will pick the WRONG QB anyway

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Even though it was junk time that TD pass was a thing of beauty.

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I expect our O to be a work in progress with 2 rookies on O and garbage time Watson chucking the biscuit but the real concern for me is the D. Wow, what a regression.




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Watson is Flipper 2.0. Which previous flop is he most like? Deshone Kizer is a strong candidate. Would you judge him to be as good as JFF or better? Bear in mind that he won the competition.

What did you see that we could trade on either side of the ball? State what you think is fixable.


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You better. Imagine kicking yourself for missing the opportunity.


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