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There are now legal adults that have only seen one winning season from the bungles in their LIFETIME.


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Hell, we ceased to exist for three entire years and were handicapped by the league in our return and we've still got twice as many winning seasons than that in half the time.


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There are now legal adults that have only seen one winning season from the bungles in their LIFETIME.




Yes but anybody who attended the last Cleveland Clown championship game is either Dead or drawing Social Security.

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And anyone who attended the last Bengals NFL championship win is non-existent.


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There are now legal adults that have only seen one winning season from the bungles in their LIFETIME.




Yes but anybody who attended the last Cleveland Clown championship game is either Dead or drawing Social Security.

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WRONG! My Father, as an example, is neither dead, nor collecting Social Security (nor is he even old enough to collect it).




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More proof that Medgirl talks out of another hole in her body other than her mouth and it's not her nose or ears.

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There are now legal adults that have only seen one winning season from the bungles in their LIFETIME.




Yes but anybody who attended the last Cleveland Clown championship game is either Dead or drawing Social Security.

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There are now legal adults that have only seen one winning season from the bungles in their LIFETIME.




Yes but anybody who attended the last Cleveland Clown championship game is either Dead or drawing Social Security.

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LMAO!!!! The bungle boy is comparing 1 winning season in 18 years to NFL championships. That's all he's got.


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OK, let's take a look at the Cleveland Clowns record over the last 3 seasons against the top AFCN division rivals the Steelers & the Bengals, we won't include the Rats because they blow.

Clowns -vs- Steelers = 0 - 6 (You are totally OWNED)
Clowns -vs- Bengals = 1 - 5 (You are OWNED)

Conclusions = You Clowns are massively overrated, you in fact BLOW!

P.S. - I forgot to mention last season but FOX Sports rated you 25th in the league in tailgate party quality BUT they rated the Bengals fans 5th in throwing a tailgate party. It is obvious that you need some remedial lessons so when you come down to Cincy in Week 4, go over to any of the main parking areas or the Longworth Hall parking lot & the Bengal fans will show you how it's done & maybe if you are lucky they will show you how to make some Cincinnati Style Chili. Oh you poor & sad Cleveland Clown fans.

Remember - the Cleveland Clowns are the ONLY team in the NFL to have NEVER played in or hosted a Super Bowl. How sad for you!

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No one remembers Super Bowl losers big guy.

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The only difference between the NFL Championships the Browns won and the Super Bowls you guys LOST is the name. Besides that there is ZERO difference. The fact that this doesn't register in your head is amazing.

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Your still alive Everybody thought you fell off the face of the earth I guess ANOTHER losing season will ahve that effect on most Bengals fans


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Wow, talk about selective memory.

Hey, here's another three year stat you can look at:

The Browns had as many winning seasons from 1996 to 1998 as the Bengals...and the Browns weren't even back in the league.

And then you start comparing Cincinnati to Cleveland again. LOL...whatever. I lived in both cities so I think I can compare.

Cincinnati Chili??? Really? Really???? You're going there. Umm, congrats, you guys put cinnamon and cocoa on a meat sauce. EVERYONE APPLAUD! I mean, it's stupid to even talk food smack, but if you're going to go there, how many Iron Chefs are from Cincinnati?

As far as tailgate party quality...it's only quality because, due to your horrible fair-weather cicada fans, half the fans in your parking lots are rooting for the other team.

Wow...food smack and tailgate smack...pathetic, but I guess when you're team sucks, that's just about all you got.

Hey, here's another smack we can talk about: Blackout smack. How many blackouts have the Bengals had compared to the Browns?

Go back down to Fairweatherville.


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OK, let's take a look at the Cleveland Clowns record over the last 3 seasons against the top AFCN division rivals the Steelers & the Bengals, we won't include the Rats because they blow.

Clowns -vs- Steelers = 0 - 6 (You are totally OWNED)
Clowns -vs- Bengals = 1 - 5 (You are OWNED)




How bout we look at eachothers amount of winning percentage since 1999?

Browns -vs- Bungles = 31% - 36%

If thats what you call owning than i feel very sorry for you. Our winning percentage is excusable, considering that we came back as an expansion team which means we automatically were going to suck. But your team has been continuous, yet percentage wise you are only beating us by 6%? Pathetic

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Remember - the Cleveland Clowns are the ONLY team in the NFL to have NEVER played in or hosted a Super Bowl. How sad for you!





If I recall neither has the Cardinals, Lions, Texans, Jaguars, and Saints. And the sad thing is they all have more winning seasons then the Bengals

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I went to the Browns-Bengals game in Cincitucky last December. Their tailgating is PITIFUL!!! Their Lot D parking lot, which is one of the closest to the stadium and requires a parking pass was less than 20% full at 10:00 am! The Muni is closed off lonnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg before then. The lot I actually parked in was 75% Browns fans when I parked and just about the same once it was filled. And to think, the least expensive lot for this absolutely amazing tailgating experience starts at $25. What a rip off to watch a bunch of criminals!


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Don't seem to remember seeing a lot of that the last time the Clowns came to town.


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Poor Curly. Already in the first stages of old timers disease.


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Most Browns fans don't consider Cincy a rival like they do Baltimore, or Pittsburgh. The only fans that truly hate Cincy are the fans that have to deal with "fans" like you, Curly, and the other 4 Bungle fans.

Other than that no one really considers Cincy a rivals because they have never been much of a threat to do anything. Even while we were bad, we wanted to catch Pittsburgh, we weren't worried about you. And we still have no reason to be.



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The only difference between the NFL Championships the Browns won and the Super Bowls you guys LOST is the name. Besides that there is ZERO difference. The fact that this doesn't register in your head is amazing.




Agree, there is ZERO dfference..... other than no one cares about stupid championships other than hard up Clown fans begging for acceptance, or that your nonsense championships are never included by the media come Super Bowl time, or that there were only 16 teams in the NFL, or that the AFL/NFL had not merged yet, or that most of us have never experienced a so called "championship" game, or that no one even knows what a "championship" trophy even looks like....By the way, is the word "insignificant" engraved on those trophies? It should be........Yep, other than those mentioned, there is ZERO difference.

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The only difference between the NFL Championships the Browns won and the Super Bowls you guys LOST is the name. Besides that there is ZERO difference. The fact that this doesn't register in your head is amazing.




Agree, there is ZERO dfference..... other than no one cares about stupid championships other than hard up Clown fans begging for acceptance, or that your nonsense championships are never included by the media come Super Bowl time, or that there were only 16 teams in the NFL, or that the AFL/NFL had not merged yet, or that most of us have never experienced a so called "championship" game, or that no one even knows what a "championship" trophy even looks like....By the way, is the word "insignificant" engraved on those trophies? It should be........Yep, other than those mentioned, there is ZERO difference.






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wow. and i thought steelers fans were ignorant. If those championships dont matter, then why is it that we have more hall of famers than you? Dont answer that, because you will just repeat the same tired mantra about how losing two championships in the 80s is better than winning 8 of them overall.

P.S. No one really considers the Bungles to be their rivals, just their pathetic punching bag.

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P.S. No one really considers the Bungles to be their rivals, just their pathetic punching bag.




Really? Then how come it just seems like the Clowns only connect with a lucky punch every now and then lately???


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Really? Haha, well he could pass off as a Bungle with the way he is talking .

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The only difference between the NFL Championships the Browns won and the Super Bowls you guys LOST is the name. Besides that there is ZERO difference. The fact that this doesn't register in your head is amazing.




Agree, there is ZERO dfference..... other than no one cares about stupid championships other than hard up Clown fans begging for acceptance, or that your nonsense championships are never included by the media come Super Bowl time, or that there were only 16 teams in the NFL, or that the AFL/NFL had not merged yet, or that most of us have never experienced a so called "championship" game, or that no one even knows what a "championship" trophy even looks like....By the way, is the word "insignificant" engraved on those trophies? It should be........Yep, other than those mentioned, there is ZERO difference.






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Wonderful response.... point out in my response where I said it "never happened"

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Ted Williams hit over .400 over 60 years ago. That doesn't make it any less amazing.

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Really? Haha, well he could pass off as a Bungle with the way he is talking .




And both Bungles and Clowns could pass off as each other because your both big losers.....

and the Steelers own both of you

and you both wear orange

and your initials are CB

and you have #1 and #2 ugliest uniforms
http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/9270605/

and your uniforms remind us of Holloween

and Paul Brown was involved in each of your teams early years

and you both were coached by Forrest Gregg

and you both had at least 5 head coaches since the 90's

and both cities border polluted waterfronts

and both teams never won a Super Bowl

and fans of both teams make immature animal sounds

and both teams had idiot fans run on the field

and both teams have idiot fans period

and both of you had more losing seasons than winning since 1970

and both of your coaches coached in the Super Bowl...with other teams.

and both of you combined made the playoffs 3 times since 1990

and members of both fanbases filed lawsuits against their respective teams

and both of you are in Ohio

and "Bungle" and "Clown" mean the same thing

and both of you wish you were like the Steelers


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The only difference between the NFL Championships the Browns won and the Super Bowls you guys LOST is the name. Besides that there is ZERO difference. The fact that this doesn't register in your head is amazing.




Agree, there is ZERO dfference..... other than no one cares about stupid championships other than hard up Clown fans begging for acceptance, or that your nonsense championships are never included by the media come Super Bowl time, or that there were only 16 teams in the NFL, or that the AFL/NFL had not merged yet, or that most of us have never experienced a so called "championship" game, or that no one even knows what a "championship" trophy even looks like....By the way, is the word "insignificant" engraved on those trophies? It should be........Yep, other than those mentioned, there is ZERO difference.






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Wonderful response.... point out in my response where I said it "never happened"




My bad..."EVERYTHING THAT IS OLD IS INSIGNIFICANT!"


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Oh crap, now you're going to make go back and re watch all of these again.

By the way, if you really stretch your imagination, there's a similarity between baghdad bob and marvin lewis.




I know what it is.........


Both have teams (Army) in dis-array............




And what is the common denominator of Baghdad Bobs army and the Bengals being in disarray?....




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Would you look at that. Four or america's finest being forced to fight over one piece of toilet paper.


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