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Freaking pretenders.

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OK Med after you suffer your 3rd loss in a row this week to a division opponent who is it you want the Bengals to draft?


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At we heard the announcement on the radio at work that the game wasn't a sellout. My buddy who is a Bengal fan said "I was counting on you guys to sell it out".

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Absolutely pathetic. You should not have a team in your city if you can't sell out a stadium for a team with a winning record. Yeah, they're pretenders, but it's no excuse.

One of the worst fan bases in all of sports.

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If i'm the group in LA, I offer Mike Brown a kings ransom for the Bengals.

Sure LA fans aren't that much better, but they at least go to games when their team is winning.

You'd have a young up and coming team in your brand new stadium.

And it'd get rid of all the Cincinatti Bengals stench.

New jerseys can't look much worse than they do now.

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Seriously, how is it with the fact that the Browns were moved out of Cleveland, replaced with an expansion team, through 12 years of bad management, that they still have managed to have won a playoff game sooner than the Bengals?

LOL. there is no comeback to that. there really isn't.

How happy are you that bandwagon Steeler fans finally ended your blackout streak?

Worst fans in football. What a shame to the great state of Ohio.




If winning a playoff game is such a big deal then how is it that the Bengals played in 2 Super Bowls and the browns played in none?

The shame of Ohio is cleveland. Is there any other city with 3 pro franchises that have not won a championship since '64.?...most likely in your lifetime.
Truly pathetic.

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At we heard the announcement on the radio at work that the game wasn't a sellout. My buddy who is a Bengal fan said "I was counting on you guys to sell it out".




I had three bungals fans ask me the same question LOL


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At we heard the announcement on the radio at work that the game wasn't a sellout. My buddy who is a Bengal fan said "I was counting on you guys to sell it out".




I had three bungals fans ask me the same question LOL



Funny. I hear Clowns fans talking about how Mike Holgrumn is the greatest coach in the history of the NFL. Weren't you guys ready to enshrine Peyton Hillis into the HOF last year too?

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So tell me Palmer just how many Bengal players are enshrined in the HOF? and you still a Bengals fan or did you jump ship and start rooting for Oakland?


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So tell me Palmer just how many Bengal players are enshrined in the HOF? and you still a Bengals fan or did you jump ship and start rooting for Oakland?




Oh shut up...are we gonna hear "my daddy can beat up your daddy" from you next?

Most of the clown HOF'ers played before the Bengals existed. The clowns have two players HOF'ers that played in the modern Super Bowl era (Warfield and Newsome), and the Bengals have one (Munoz)...wow you really got the Bengals there.

The only way to make comparisons fair is to only include stats from when the two teams existed together starting from 1967..

Head to Head:
Bengals lead 40-36

HOFers:
Browns 2
Bengals 1

AFC Championships:
Browns 0
Bengals 2

Head to Head:
Bengals lead 40-36

Division titles:
Bengals 7
Browns 6

Playoff Appearances:
Bengals 9
Browns 13

Since Paul Brown is both your teams daddy, it would make sense that you're so much alike....but what separates you siblings is the Super Bowl appearances and the head to head. The browns being one of 4 teams to never appear in a SB is pathetic.

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Oh shut up...are we gonna hear "my daddy can beat up your daddy" from you next?

Most of the clown HOF'ers played before the Bengals existed. The clowns have two players HOF'ers that played in the modern Super Bowl era (Warfield and Newsome), and the Bengals have one (Munoz)...wow you really got the Bengals there.

The only way to make comparisons fair is to only include stats from when the two teams existed together starting from 1967..





Fair enough BROWNS HALL OF FAMERS WHO PLAYED AFTER 1967 enshrined in the HOF

Joe DeLamielleure (1980-1984)
Gene Hickerson (1958-1973)
Leroy Kelly (1964-1973)
Ozzie Newsome (1978-1990)
Paul Warfield (1964-1969, 1976-1977)


Got anymore "selected" stats while looking ignorant on other stats?

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So, LeftTesticle94 is being a little selective with his stats?


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Oh shut up...are we gonna hear "my daddy can beat up your daddy" from you next?




NAAAA I could whoop you and yo daddy all by myself.


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So, LeftTesticle94 is being a little selective with his stats?




He's kinda like Palmer4IR, and medchild... he bust out the " important" stats that make him look like a football genius . However spewing off ignorant "stats" that they never research and looks like a football " idiot". Thus selected stats>


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lolz @ bungle fans tailoring their argument to fit their case. weak.

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Oh shut up...are we gonna hear "my daddy can beat up your daddy" from you next?

Most of the clown HOF'ers played before the Bengals existed. The clowns have two players HOF'ers that played in the modern Super Bowl era (Warfield and Newsome), and the Bengals have one (Munoz)...wow you really got the Bengals there.

The only way to make comparisons fair is to only include stats from when the two teams existed together starting from 1967..





Fair enough BROWNS HALL OF FAMERS WHO PLAYED AFTER 1967 enshrined in the HOF

Joe DeLamielleure (1980-1984)
Gene Hickerson (1958-1973)
Leroy Kelly (1964-1973)
Ozzie Newsome (1978-1990)
Paul Warfield (1964-1969, 1976-1977)


Got anymore "selected" stats while looking ignorant on other stats?




Big deal. So I missed 3 Clowns...as if I care about your stupid team anyway.

Bet you know a lot about the Steelers and their players though...damn right you do.

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...as if I care about your stupid team anyway.




...says the guy posting on a Cleveland Browns message board?

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...as if I care about your stupid team anyway.




...says the guy posting on a Cleveland Browns message board?




And just who are you supposed to be talking smack with there genius?

Get to know your board...

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The place to talk smack. Keep in mind that name calling is not to be used as a last resort when you've been smacked upside the head and don't have a comeback.

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You seem to spend a lot of time here. Did you lose your job at the M&Ms factory for throwing out the W's?


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Is that what your new co-workers said happened to the guy you replaced?
Nope, wasn't me.

Hope you're enjoying your new job.

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You seem to spend a lot of time here. Did you lose your job at the M&Ms factory for throwing out the W's?




Wait you actually thought LT had a job


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Did you lose your job at the M&Ms factory for throwing out the W's?




Is that what your new co-workers said happened to the guy you replaced?
Nope, wasn't me.

Hope you're enjoying your new job.




Maybe you should focus on one thread instead of three. You're spreading your smack too thin, and it's WEAK.


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Did you lose your job at the M&Ms factory for throwing out the W's?




Is that what your new co-workers said happened to the guy you replaced?
Nope, wasn't me.

Hope you're enjoying your new job.




Maybe you should focus on one thread instead of three. You're spreading your smack too thin, and it's WEAK.




LOL...You wish your smack could be at least weak, but you have zero smack. You're a Clown fan, a fan of the most dysfunctional, inept and laughable sports franchice in modern sports history.

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Wrong...that would be the Bungals.


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Did you lose your job at the M&Ms factory for throwing out the W's?




Is that what your new co-workers said happened to the guy you replaced?
Nope, wasn't me.

Hope you're enjoying your new job.




Maybe you should focus on one thread instead of three. You're spreading your smack too thin, and it's WEAK.




LOL...You wish your smack could be at least weak, but you have zero smack. You're a Clown fan, a fan of the most dysfunctional, inept and laughable sports franchice in modern sports history.




Zero championships. How many seasons of undefeated football do you have to play before you reach .500 all time?


There is no level of sucking we haven't seen; in fact, I'm pretty sure we hold the patents on a few levels of sucking NOBODY had seen until the past few years.

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Did you lose your job at the M&Ms factory for throwing out the W's?




Is that what your new co-workers said happened to the guy you replaced?
Nope, wasn't me.

Hope you're enjoying your new job.




Maybe you should focus on one thread instead of three. You're spreading your smack too thin, and it's WEAK.




LOL...You wish your smack could be at least weak, but you have zero smack. You're a Clown fan, a fan of the most dysfunctional, inept and laughable sports franchice in modern sports history.




Zero championships. How many seasons of undefeated football do you have to play before you reach .500 all time?




Because I stick up for the bengals over your clowns doesn't make me a bengal fan...the bengals are the lesser of two losers.

I'd rather see the Rats or the Bungles in a Super Bowl before a disgusting team that shares it's name with the color of poop.

BTW..bengal fans have seen zero championships.
How many championships have you seen the Clowns win?

You're even.

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It's really pretty funny how much time a non-Bengals fan spends on the Cleveland Browns website, defending the Bengals...


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So, the rule is...if you didn't SEE it, it didn't happen?


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I'm still waiting for the big reveal to see if it's really MethMan, Palmer4MVP, or Curly.

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I'm still waiting for the big reveal to see if it's really MethMan, Palmer4MVP, or Curly.




wait, those are different people?

i've always thought that one of our more fiendish posters comes on here as those guys to post. i mean, there couldn't actually be people that ridiculous, right?


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wait, those are different people?





They are known as "The Nerd Herd"

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Oh you know we arent the same people. However, I think its pretty unanimous between us that you all continue to spew the same dull smack..I can't think of another fanbase that has to consistently refer to NFL pre merger days to try to make themselves seem relevant. Its kind of sad but its all any of you have to hold on to..In 1964 there were 14 teams in the NFL...Only 2 of those teams have FAILED to make it the Super Bowl..(You know..That thing that came when the AFL and NFL merged) The Lions and the Browns..I can't find a Lions board or fan that is screaming about 1957 and how another team needs to measure up to that..BTW in one of Lions Championship games, guess who they beat?

I can admire the pride you have in your team but the current cast of Clowns that you have shown to be one of the most over-hyped, untalented, ill prepared teams of the 2011 season. So. please tell me, what the heck does 1964 have to do with any of that??


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What is really sad is that the Bungals only relevance is that they were founded by the great Paul Brown.


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It's really pretty funny how much time a non-Bengals fan spends on the Cleveland Browns website, defending the Bengals...




and boom, roasted.

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I also find it hilarious that bungle fans rip the Browns for acknowledging that they won championships in their storied history.

Yet they throw smack out about how they lost the Super Bowl? You're smack talking your second place finish? Really?

LMAO and you troll boards of opposing teams?

It just gets better and better the more you think about it! What a bunch of losers!

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Just heard the Bungles are right in line for their 6th blackout in 7 home games. The funny thing is, if they would host a playoff game it would probably be blacked out too.

You can gurantee a home playoff game in Cleveland would have the stadium packed and rocking.

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and it would probably end like the rest of your playoff games..In a heart breaking, back lurching, dry heaving, choke job..But of course you certainly dont have to worry about that this year, do ya?????


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And....have yours ended any differently?


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