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Who can blame the poor bungles. They haven't won a playoff game since before MC Hammer was dancing around in his pj's singing "Can't Touch This".


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At least the Bengals can MAKE it to the playoffs unlike you Cleveland Clowns. It seems like the last time the Bengals won a playoff game was about the last time you Clowns won one.

Just a reminder the Bengals have made the playoffs 3 of the last 6 years versus a big fat ZERO for you Cleveland Clowns.

P.S. - Enjoy that 4-12 record, you are looking great going into next season.

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At least the Bengals....




I'll bet when you wet your pants, you say "at least I didn't crap myself, too".


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At least the Browns fans actually go to the games... what was the average for the Bungles? 40k? That's pathetic...


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At least the Bengals can MAKE it to the playoffs unlike you Cleveland Clowns. It seems like the last time the Bengals won a playoff game was about the last time you Clowns won one.

Just a reminder the Bengals have made the playoffs 3 of the last 6 years versus a big fat ZERO for you Cleveland Clowns.

P.S. - Enjoy that 4-12 record, you are looking great going into next season.




Browns last won a playoff game in 1994, which was sooner than the last time the Bengals did. You can't spin that any other way than pathetic. By the way, your QB is a choke artist. Nice meltdown.

Hooray for more blackouts in 2012!

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At least the Bengals can MAKE it to the playoffs unlike you Cleveland Clowns. It seems like the last time the Bengals won a playoff game was about the last time you Clowns won one.

Just a reminder the Bengals have made the playoffs 3 of the last 6 years versus a big fat ZERO for you Cleveland Clowns.

P.S. - Enjoy that 4-12 record, you are looking great going into next season.




AND...the Bengals have to do a 2 for 1 deal to fill out their stadium to avoid EMBARASSING themselves by being the only city who can't watch their own game which is televised nationally....


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Also, I forgot to ask, how's that stadium deal working out for you guys lately? Are you a Hamilton County resident? So glad I moved to Warren County


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Always a bright side! Such optimism! Mother Mary's School for the Infirm couldn't take any more tickets, so the blackouts continue. Does this "bribe-our-fans" thang count as community service for Cincitucky jail time?


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You Cleveland Clowns crack me up! Your team stunk it up on the field this year & now all you have left is attendance smack. The problem is that the Bengals have some of the highest ticket prices in the NFL which is OK as long as you are in places like New York, New England, San Fran Etc. but not in the midwest.

When Mike Brown did the two-for-one they sold 25,000 tickets in 2 days & sold out. Next year the Bengals are going to lower ticket prices & I bet the sell-outs will return. The last time I checked out tickets on the teams websites a Clowns Stadium cheap seat was about $30 & a Bengals cheap seat ticket was about $60 so you Cleveland Clowns can do the math, if you can that is.

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When Mike Brown did the two-for-one they sold 25,000 tickets in 2 days & sold out.




So, you're bragging that the bungholes sold out by giving away thousands of free tickets? I'm sure you're making your fellow bunghole fans proud!


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So you are basically admitting then that Mike Brown is a moron?


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MedicineBall is telling us everything he believes he knows. How much were the playoff tickets again?


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When Mike Brown did the two-for-one they sold 25,000 tickets in 2 days & sold out.




So, you're bragging that the bungholes sold out by giving away thousands of free tickets? I'm sure you're making your fellow bunghole fans proud!




Let's do some remedial math here Clownies, Ok? If our tickets cost DOUBLE what your tickets cost then those free tickets were hardly free, understand?

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I don't think they could dumb down the statement "buy one get one free" any more than that for you. You might have to ask your mom what it means.


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He's using his Harvard PHD to analyze this apparently.


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Medgirl is about as much Harvard as my dog is.

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Medgirl is about as much Harvard as my dog is.




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NObody is going to disagree with this 30 dollar 60 dollar thing?

The last time you checked med, the ticket was 30, when was that 1969?
I highly doubt bengals tickets are double anything respectable.

Hey, M, you did make one good argument. When the product is the Bengals the ticket price is too high.

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