Was in Columbus to see family. Drove home today, listening to the game on the radio. Started out promising. Then it went downhill.

Thankfully, I was finally able to drive out of radio coverage so I didn't have to listen anymore. Wife volunteered to find the game on Sat. radio. I politely explained "please, don't." Earlier though, she said "Arch, I can see your heart pumping in your neck veins." I just said "If you quit seeing that, grab the steering wheel."

Did make it home in record time though.