Stick it on the shelf and wait for the curious one to open it !! lmao !!!
A lot of people have an elf on the shelf. Why not a fart on the shelf?
Or "A Fart in Place Of Art"?
She can open a fart gallery to display her creations. Other fartists may follow suit. Maybe a starving fartist movement will ensue. (no pun intended). We could have annual awards, with various categories such as SBD, Wet, Smooth, Sulphorous, etc.
"...and this year's annual 'Ultimate Gassy' goes to..."
[pregnant pause, while the envelope is opened]
... "
Hydrogeny Hindenburg... for 'Sheer Volume of Eruption'...."
-and the crowd goes wild-
