LOL... well I consider seeing stuff like that as perks of going there.

My usual Kroger is the Marketplace on 747. If you go at certain times, there's a good chance you're going to see something weird. Like that dude that was loudly LOSING IT when he couldn't find Octoberfest in the beer aisle the Friday night before Halloween (because they had stocked up on Christmas Ale). It's really annoying when people play music loud when they're shopping, but the one guy that was dancing to it in the aisles with his horrified SO trailing behind him was hilarious.