Sweet!

That cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dX5less, hopeless, heartless, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, cocaine-snorting-off-a-prostitute, sack of monkey crap, prima donna WR is going to play in the NFC Championship! Hallelujah! Holy crap!

Where's the Tylenol?