Lol, wish I could. I have one of those yards where, if you don't stay on top of things, it will be overgrown with weeds in no time. 3/4 acre with lots of edges and boundaries.....patio, picnic area, flower beds, dog area, driveway circle, etc. All the neigborhood kids and my son are grown up and moved out. Used to be able to flash a 20 when I had odd jobs and they'd all be fighting over who got to do it. I'll do a good weed whacking right before the surgery and that should be good for 2-3 weeks and my neighbor will cut the grass.