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Welcome, New'Dawg'.
We see you.We acknowledge your presence.
We wish to invite you into our inner circle... but we have standards. Benchmarks, that you must reach.
In other words, you must prove yourself worthy of inclusion to our ranks. Every 'American Gang' has its initiation rituals. We are no exception.
The ice upon which you skate is perilously thin, our new 'friend,' so answer carefully, lest you be "seen" by this pack of rabid (American) Dawgs.
1. Tell us: are you Team Hanford Minefield or Team Frank Dixon? Only true Browns Fans know the real answer.
2. Tell us: Who is the greatest Brown person of all time? James Brown, Paul Brown, Sashi Brown, or Georg Stanford Brown?
3. Tell us: who is the best non- brown Cleveland Browns player+person on the current roster who was born white, but eventually became embraced as a fellow brown player by brown Browns players?
If you can answer these questions, you will prove your loyalty and fan status to us lifelong Dawgbarkin' Browniass Fan People Types.
When you do that, we will instantly love you- and we'll believe anything/everything you tell us.
So please do this - take the test. We anxiously await your membership into our club. We want you to manipulate us... but only if you're good enough to pull it off.
Click Here: ------> I AM NOT A RUSSO/CHINO DUMBASS BOT, to become our friend.
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We await your test results.
Please don't disappoint us.
