What do you call a woke droid from star wars?

R2-Me2



What do you call a wolf that is woke?

An aware wolf.



What is the difference between the internet and the North Pole?

The internet has more snowflakes.



Why were the environmental activists protesting outside the primary school?

That heard a rumor that the kids were singing "rain, rain, go away."

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Why did the laundromat have all of their social media accounts cancelled?

Because they kept telling people to separate the white from the colors.



What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?

They both enjoy digging up the past.