Two aliens were looking down on our planet from their space craft. The first said, “It seems the dominant life-forms on Earth have developed satellite based weapons.” The second alien asked, “Are they an emerging intelligence?” “I don’t think so,” the first alien replied. “They have the weapons pointed at themselves.

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

What is the real reason the Ten Commandments have been banned from America’s public buildings? It creates a hostile work environment to post Thou shalt not Steal, Thou shalt not Commit Adultery and Thou shalt not Bear False Witness in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians.