The only thing I can fix is my fandom.
I know we’re all stuck with the Browns, but my dad and I were joking last night: give us a dartboard with all 31 other teams on it, blindfold us and let us just stick with who we land on. Guaranteed our lives will be 50% better
Even that statement reveals your BBS. As that thought ran through your brain, you
knew it had to be the other 31... you
knew that if the Browns were on that board, the dart would get sucked right in to that narrow slice like the curse that it is. Blindfolded, spun around, wouldn't matter; you'd pull that blindfold and see that silly elf with the dart piercing his chest.
