Bruh- that's 9 kinds of nasty.
...and them onion toenails are gonna brown up real nice- like a rank case of toenail fungus.

This thing looks like it would smell of rotten onions and sour Fritos.

LMAO!

Go on with your bad selves.
And Dude- this entry means nothing if we don't get to see the "after" pics-



p.s. -the first thing I thought of was Fred Flintstone: "how will he ever drive himself (and the family down the street) to the theater?"