I understand.
Hey Bubba...seriously, a standard part of your basic hurricane plan is a wind up radio. Most are rather cheap looking and aren't the best radios, but in a pinch they work wonders.
You know the drill on what you need to have stocked or stock a bit in August. Put a wind up radio in that tub of gear. Most have some sort of LED on them as well and port to put some charge in a cell phone..
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