True story Clem, my daughter came home from college her sophomore year for thanksgiving. She opens the fridge to gaze at all the food, as starving college kids do. Then suddenly, with a serious tone of disgust in her voice, she turns and questions me sternly asking, "Why did you get an ALL-WHITE meat turkey? I liked dark meat too!" My wife and I felt just like that, smh. We've never let her live it down, either.