Every Dunkin has one. He shoots the holes in the donuts, bro!
Amazing, you can find the humor in that but can't find or offer a solution....
You want me to offer a solution to a dude taking a gun into a Dunkin??
You're rather easily amazed. It was a joke, it would be funny to some -- obviously not to you. Your joke "was he afraid he may be attacked by a donut?" was fine though, because you offered a solution...
Make the NRA quit telling people they need a gun as a way to stop mass shootings. 
