What's the difference between a chickpea and a kidney bean?

Donald Trump has never paid to have a kidney bean pea on his face.......

Trump is out for dinner at a French restaurant with Putin.

The waiter asks Putin what he would like to order.

"I will have the chicken," says Putin.

The waiter replies, "And for your vegetable?"

"He will also have the chicken.".......

What is Trump's drag name?

Anita wall.........

At the end of the 2020 presidential election some far right journalists said Trump still had a shot at 270.

What they didn't tell you was that he would need to loose 70 pounds to reach 270.