But go ahead and pat yourself on the back for enlightening me anyway.
It's a tough job but somebody has to do it.
Nah, it's all in a day's work for a keyboard crusader...
1. Lie about something.
2. Deflect instead of admitting.
3. Change talking point to ancillary arguments.
4. Act like you taught somebody something.
5. Jump back on your throne -- King Nothing.
