Originally Posted by FATE
Originally Posted by Swish
Contract extension

Coach of the year

Sexiest man alive

George Clooney’s stunt double

My wife has a crush on Schwartz.

Game one: "Who is this new guy they keep showing?"
"Jim Schwartz... legendary defensive coach, former head coach, coming home to where he started to turn this thing around."
"Well, I don't know about all that, but we definitely lead the league in hot coaches!"

Haha. He's definitely in great shape for being 58. I think he also leaves his shirts in the dryer a little too long.