Originally Posted by YTownBrownsFan
Why don't they speak English? crazy

I have this thing in my side, that is hard and pronouced when I stand, but disappears when I sit or lay down. What are the test results?

RELATIVE LARGE HETEROGENEOUSLY HYPOECHOIC LESION IS APPRECIATED
CORRESPONDING TO THE PATIENT'S PALPABLE ABNORMALITY WITHIN THE RIGHT
LOWER QUADRANT ABDOMINAL WALL, LIKELY RELATED TO LARGE FAT-CONTAINING
HERNIA OR LIPOMA.

What the heck does that all mean???? crazy lol

Basically they are repeating exactly what you told them, but making it sound fancy and charging you for it.