I'd tap into the wifi and play the wicked witch laugh over loudspeakers every night at 3am. Pipe in some skunk smell?
Bro, you're too soft. Wicked witch laugh? Pffft-
My tactic: same wifi hack, but use "Baby Shark" and "Friday" by Rebecca Black.
Those folks will be out that house in less than an hour- bank that!
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