You're at a posh dinner party/event reception.
Tons of people from different walks of life are in attendance. Libations are flowing, faces are glowing, open conversation's ongoing. But you're in a salty, mischievous mood. You find yourself in a conversation, and someone asks, "what do you do for living?"
The challenge: Poorly describe what you do for a living in one sentence.
Your answer begins, "I get paid to..."
I already know what my answer would be, but I'm much more interested in hearing from the rest of you. I'll drop my submission in later.
3...2...1... submit.
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