A 63, a 63 pound, a 63 pound Gorilla walks into a room. (wearing a big, " I weigh only 63 pounds" sign on it's neck.)
The first man says, uh "hey, why do you weigh only 63 pounds"
The 2nd guy, a 2nd guy, the 2nd guy says, "Shut up Larry, obviously, nobody wants to talk about the boeing "cough" airplane not being allowed to fly still.
If you want to bust a gut laughing, check out Ozzy Man Reviews on Youtube. It's an Aussie guy doing commentary throughout the videos. "Drunkest Guy Ever", "Cheese Rolling contests (2 of them)" and "Horse Girl" are especially good. Can't post them or the links due to profanity.
A father buys a lie detector that makes a loud beep whenever somebody tells a lie. His son comes home in the afternoon. Father asks him, “So, you were at school today, right?” Son: “Yeah.” Detector: “Beep.“ Son: “OK, OK, I was at the movies.” Detector: “Beep.” Son: “Alright, I went for a beer with my friends.” Father: “What?! At your age, I wouldn’t touch alcohol!“ Detector: “Beep.” Mother laughs: “Ha! He really is your son!” Detector: “Beep.”
That looks like a regular fish if you put it in it's super high pressured environment, of several thousand feet deep in the ocean. If it's what I think it is.
I was watching a show earlier of some kids gathered around a film of some guys relating what they did on an outdoors trip. I thought how far can this go.
How straight is the roadway to the right of the picture, and how much farther back should the no trucks sign be, if the roadway is curved to allow for it to be seen before the road hazard. Trucking companies only let the better drivers drive tankers so they are usually safer less likely to end up in a ditch, unless of course, there is an unforeseen hazard due to a wrongly warned roadway.
Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)
1. The engagement ring; A time when you see that bright future ahead and life looks so optimistic for the two of you as a couple.
2. The wedding ring; A moment in time when your love is so strong that you make a vow of love and loyalty to someone you fully intend to spend the rest of your life with.
3. The suffering; Everything that is coming your way after the wedding ring.
Steve and Sarah accidentally run over a rabbit in their car. The rabbit is badly hurt, but Sarah quickly takes out a can and sprays it. Suddenly, the rabbit gets up and gives them a wave. They watch as it hops off, still waving its paws. Steve looks at the spray can. It says:‘Hair spray – restores life to dead hair and adds permanent wave’
I was reading some of the junk Microsoft Edge throws at me, and discovered that the internet shorthand for Wonder Woman 1984 is WW84. That is rather close to W84.
It took a minute of thought for where this should go, then it seemed obvious...
Tennessee Titans CB Janoris Jenkins says his Rolls-Royce was stolen from airport parking lot
6:34 PM ET Turron Davenport ESPN
NASHVILLE, Tenn. -- Tennessee Titans cornerback Janoris Jenkins returned from a trip to West Palm Beach, Florida, to find his 2016 Rolls-Royce Wraith was stolen from Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport in Atlanta. Jenkins reported the car missing on Wednesday.
Jenkins said he parked the $250,000 vehicle in the south economy lot at Hartsfield-Jackson on May 5 before catching the flight to Florida.
According to Jenkins, no one has any idea as to the whereabouts of the vehicle. Jenkins said he felt mistreated by the staff at the airport.
"They gave me the complete runaround!" Jenkins said via social media.
"The airport was in no way, shape or form empathetic, concerned or in shock that something like this could even happen."
Jenkins said he has contacted the Atlanta police about the vehicle theft.
During lunch at work a woman ate 3 plates of baked beans. When she got home her husband seemed excited to her and exclaimed delightedly, "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight." He then blindfolded her and led her to her chair at the dinner table. She took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made her promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call. The beans she had consumed were still affecting her and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while her husband was out of the room she seized the opportunity, shifted her weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! She took her napkin from her lap and fanned the air around herself vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg she ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping her ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, she went on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable! Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of her freedom, so she quickly fanned the air a few more times with her napkin, placed it on her lap and folded her hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with herself. Her face must have been the picture of innocence when her husband returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked her if she had peaked through the blindfold, and she assured him she had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table, with their hands to their noses, chorused, "Happy Birthday!"
I don't know exactly who it is who you think shouting their opinion means more than the facts or who it is that gets offended, but depending on who you are talking about I may agree.
A grandma was at the farmers market with her young grandson. He kept walking just a little faster than she was so he kept getting ahead of her. She shouted at the her grandson, "Degree, slow down! I've told you that I want you to stay beside me Degree."
A man standing close by thought that was a very odd sounding name. So he approached the grandma and inquired why he was named that.
The grandma responded to the man by saying, "Oh, That's not his actual name. That's a nickname I gave him. You see, I paid for his mother to go to college and this is what she came home with.
In a school just outside Pittsburgh, a first grade teacher explained to her class that she is a Steelers Fan. She asked her students to raise their hands if they are Steelers fans too. Not really knowing what a Steelers fan is, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands all fly into the air with one exception. A little boy named Timmy has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks him why he has decided to be different. "Because I am not a Steelers fan." says Timmy. The teacher asks "Then what are you?" Timmy says "I am a proud Cleveland Browns fan!" The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Timmy why he is a Browns fan. "Well, my Mom and Dad are Browns fans so I'm a Browns fan, too." Timmy responds. The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron and your Dad was an idiot? Timmy smiled and said, "Then I'd be a Steelers fan."
Gravity Hill, Mentor Ohio. Leon Bibb.....Cleveland Newscaster
Been there many times, yeeears ago. Trust me.....Goofy, immortal.
Put your car in neutral, car rolls the opposite way you think it is.
This Strange Phenomenon In Ohio Is Too Weird For Words There’s something strange about King Memorial Rd. in Mentor, Ohio.
All throughout the U.S., “gravity hills” are a phenomenon attracting curious out-of-towners to experiment with the mysterious roads, their vehicle and gravity. King Memorial Road in Kirtland Hills is one of such hills.
When you get to the bottom of the hill and stop at the intersection of Little Mountain Rd. in Kirtland Hills, you can test this strange phenomenon by going about 100 yards past the intersection, stopping and then putting your car in neutral. The road ahead of you will appear to be at an upward incline—however, when you release the brake and leave your car in neutral, your car will start rolling uphill.
Many people speculate that the gravity hill is nothing more than an optical illusion and that while your car may appear to be rolling uphill, it’s actually rolling downhill. One thing is for certain though: The hill undeniably looks as if it’s at an upward incline.
To view this experiment in action, watch the video below:
An important aspect to note about testing this phenomenon is that law enforcement discourages drivers from experimenting with the hill for traffic and safety reasons. (And testing the gravity hill will be a dead giveaway that you’re an out-of-towner.)
In October, News anchor Leon Bibb also tested this phenomena during his “My Ohio” series. Watch the video below to view his experiment and findings:
What do you think about this phenomenon? Does it defy nature itself? Or is it merely an optical illusion? Have you tested it for yourself? Share your thoughts and experiences with us in the comments below!
Once a woman who has been a Cougar for so long that she now needs a hearing aid, she has officially reached the age where she has become a Def Leppard.
I looked up Jeb Corliss to check when and how he died, and he didn't. He was in a bad accident but survived.
He might be thinking of someone else. Seems I recall a guy who did this....maybe tandem with a lover, both splat in to a wall.
Yikes!
(this is as good of a place for this post as any.) Everybody has a sense of humor. And everybody has a sense of right and wrong, it's wrong, don't find humor in a tragedy.
How much time has to pass, from the collapse of the building in florida, a couple weeks ago, before we can acknowledge one thing that happened.
Everybody has a sense of humor and a sense of right and wrong. It was a terrible tragedy and a colossal loss of life.
One time someone presented to me a gravity hill, I didn't think much of it, it was a small area. In that situation, it seemed to me, this 25 yards long area of the road flowed backwards (downhill) but the road rolled a car forwards (uphill) slightly.
But here is what seemed to be going on. The topography of the land seemed like we were on a hill side that wasn't obviously visible or apparent, because the hillside was very large and very gradual, (think 8 miles wide and long and 1-3 miles high).
If you place someone on an 89 degree incline, that is so large it's invisible or unapparent, and at some point reduce that incline for a small spot to maybe only 69 degrees, that even though the entire everything is still an incline drop, the small spot appears to go uphill, in relation to what is immediately visible around it, but it's still a 69 degree drop so things would appear to roll uphill, like an optical illusion, or a spacial awareness illusion. actually not an illusion at all if you look at the big picture around you.
Glad you cleared that up. I wouldn't fly if that guy was a flight attendant. Every time he would walk by, some portion of his pants would chafe your cheeks.
My wife and I were at that game with a flight booked to Las Vegas with a departure roughly 2.5hrs after the game ended. To beat the crowd to the parking lot after the game ended we watched the last play from the lower deck close to an exit ramp. At that plays end we tore outta there "stunned/ya gotta be kidding???" at the final play and outcome.
Years ago, I cut this cartoon out of our local newspaper, placed in in a small frame, and mounted it on the wall of my studio. About 2 in 10 students ever actually notice it. The ones who do get the joke- and LTAO.
This no doubt will emotionally shatter both the Human and Chimp.
Sad.....
Zoo Bans Woman Having 'Affair' With Chimpanzee From Seeing Him BY SARA SANTORA ON 8/23/21 AT 12:05 PM EDT
A woman in Belgium has reportedly been banned from visiting the chimpanzees at a local zoo after developing a close bond with one of them. According to zoo officials, her "affair" with the primate was preventing him from bonding with the other chimps, reports ATV.
Multiple outlets report that Adie Timmermans has been visiting Chita, a 38-year-old chimpanzee at the Antwerp Zoo, each week for the past four years. In that time, Timmermans claims that she and Chita have forged a strong friendship.
"I love that animal and he loves me," Timmermans said in an interview with ATV, according to LadBible.
Timmermans's relationship with Chita has reportedly consisted of the two waving and blowing kisses to each other through the glass. On the surface, the interactions seem harmless. But zoo officials say that their friendship has proved detrimental to Chita's social status with the other chimpanzees.
"When Chita is constantly surrounded by visitors, the other monkeys ignore him and don't consider him part of the group, even though it's important for him," a spokesperson for the zoo told ATV. "He then sits on his own outside of visiting hours."
In an effort to promote Chita's social wellbeing, the zoo allegedly banned Timmermans from visiting him.
"I haven't got anything else. Why do they want to take that away?" she asked in her interview with ATV. "We're having an affair, I'll just say. Other dozens of visitors are allowed to make contact. Then why not me?"
The zoo explained that Chita might be too focused on Timmermans to bond with his peers.
"An animal that is too focused on people is less respected by its peers," the zoo said. "We want Chita to be a chimpanzee as much as possible."
LadBible reports that Chita has spent 30 years at the zoo. Sarah Lafaut, curator at the Antwerp Zoo explained that prior to his time at the zoo, he was someone's pet, but eventually became "unmanageable." Though he's learned chimpanzee behavior at the zoo, he still has a bond with and an interest in humans. Which, apparently, isn't unheard of.
A 2014 study conducted by Stephen Ross and Hani Freedman showed that chimpanzees that had been separated from their mothers early and raised primarily by humans showed "social deficiencies" many years later.
"Grooming is the glue that holds chimpanzee society together," Ross told Wired in 2014. "We found chimpanzees that were around humans a lot early in life tended not to do a lot of this behavior, even much later, after they learned to live with other chimpanzees. They just weren't good at maintaining these social bonds, and that was expressed by these lower rates of grooming."
Sadly, Chita may always struggle to bond with his peers. Hopefully, handlers at the zoo can help him learn to adapt to life with his fellow primates.
We had the largest back yard on the block. It was exactly 50 yards deep-perfect for young boys' backyard pickup football games. My backyard was the neighborhood Muni.
We'd start up a game, get right to the good part, and I'd get called in to practice. "Jim Brown" had to leave the game to become Pablo Casals. At that point, the others would continue the game right outside my window. "We ain't goin' home just because you have to practice...." Sometimes, they'd group at the window, and try to taunt me with my own football! I'd flip them some birds, and get back to work. It was all good- Once I got into the musiking, I didn't care what went on in the rest of the world, anyway.
In my original post, I mentioned that 20% of my students 'got it'- that's because they were the actual dedicated ones-future music majors and professionals. The other 80%? Hobbyists, dillitants, and 2nd-teamers. Kids who played backyard football instead of practicing. All were welcome in my studio, and each got the best I could give, without favor to any. Still, I could tell who was whom just by the way they reacted to the cartoon... or if they even noticed it at all.
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Gary Larsen (the cartoonist) must have a musical background. About 10% of his output was directly related to music... with an insight that could only come from being an insider.
YOUNGSTOWN, Ohio (WKBN) — Reports said a Chicago man told police Tuesday afternoon he had no idea he had a gun in his pants.
Joshua McCranie, 29, was booked into the Mahoning County jail on a charge of carrying concealed weapons, a fourth degree felony. He is expected to be arraigned later today in municipal court.
McCranie was arrested just after 4 p.m. after officers answered a gunfire call in the 1500 block of Fifth Avenue. Reports said when officers arrived, they found McCranie, who matched the description of the person who was firing a gun, walking in the street.
An officer drove up to him and saw an outline of a gun in McCranie’s pants, which later slid down to his knees, reports said.
McCranie was ordered several times to get on the ground before he finally did, reports said. Reports said he told police he had a gun in his pants and police searched him and found a revolver.
At first, McCranie denied firing a gun then said he had fired a gun recently. He also then told police he had no idea he had a gun in his pants even though he told officers he had a gun there, reports said.
YOUNGSTOWN, Ohio (WKBN) — Reports said a Chicago man told police Tuesday afternoon he had no idea he had a gun in his pants.
Joshua McCranie, 29, was booked into the Mahoning County jail on a charge of carrying concealed weapons, a fourth degree felony. He is expected to be arraigned later today in municipal court.
McCranie was arrested just after 4 p.m. after officers answered a gunfire call in the 1500 block of Fifth Avenue. Reports said when officers arrived, they found McCranie, who matched the description of the person who was firing a gun, walking in the street.
An officer drove up to him and saw an outline of a gun in McCranie’s pants, which later slid down to his knees, reports said.
McCranie was ordered several times to get on the ground before he finally did, reports said. Reports said he told police he had a gun in his pants and police searched him and found a revolver.
At first, McCranie denied firing a gun then said he had fired a gun recently. He also then told police he had no idea he had a gun in his pants even though he told officers he had a gun there, reports said.
We've had to put and/or came home from the vet with cones on our dogs after various surgeries to thwart them from chewing/disturbing the stitches, sans the cutie-cute colors and/or decorations. Just straight up clear plastic.
However, rest assured, if my wife knew the dogs wanted/preferred the cutiecolors cones to the clear/transparent cones....etc, etc, it would be "top of mind" on her part.
Me: "What's for dinner"?
Her: "Fend for yourself. I gotta go buy some foo-foo colored cones".
Just saw a video short of Shaq talking about Kobe. Can't post it due to profanity, but Shaq said some teammates asked if he could talk to Kobe about passing more. He told Kobe, "you know there's no I in team". Kobe said, "no.....but there's a ME in that emmeffer!"
So, you are at the bar chugging beers with your friends and you need to go relieve yourself... And you go into the restroom an American, then come out as an American... but what were you while you were in the bathroom?
So, you are at the bar chugging beers with your friends and you need to go relieve yourself... And you go into the restroom an American, then come out as an American... but what were you while you were in the bathroom?
Her: Now that we’re married, I'm sure we can do other things besides watch the Browns every Sunday. Him: You’re starting to sound like my ex wife. Her: I didn’t know you were previously married? Him: I wasn’t!
Her: Now that we’re married, I'm sure we can do other things besides watch the Browns every Sunday. Him: You’re starting to sound like my ex wife. Her: I didn’t know you were previously married? Him: I wasn’t!
All week, folks... he's here all week (don't forget to give some love to your wait staff-)..."
You ask Rick Astley for his copy of the movie "Up", but he cannot give it to you because he's never going to give you up.
However, in doing so, he let's you down.
Thus, the Astley paradox.
He would be standing in the (operates the carnival ride), position, which is closed, the carnival ride named "around", and it's not working, and on his left side,
would be a walk up counter where he is handing out menus, and the menus' would be dessert menus' with big "sold out" "sold out" "sold out" "sold out" on all of the items on it. (of course after handing over the menus' he is shown to take down names and sign a letter of intent to have a lasting commited relationship with each one who did not get the sold out ice cream. )
High school football team scores touchdown on ridiculous backflip trick play By Ryan Glasspiegel November 26, 2021 3:23pm Updated
No flipping way.
Joe Accidardo, a wide receiver for Johnston High School Panthers in Rhode Island, did a series of backflips while running in motion to misdirect the defense.
The distraction worked, as the Panthers scored a touchdown on the play.
Whether it was even necessary for Johnston to score on the sneak is debatable. Nevertheless, the absurd play contributed to Johnston’s 29-12 victory over the Pilgrim Patriots on Thanksgiving.
Football is a copycat sport, and it would be profoundly entertaining to see a college or NFL team try to replicate this trickeration.
Nation Collectively Realizes Cleveland Browns Logo Looks Like a Rabbit Pushing a Walker Kyle Koster By Kyle Koster Dec 26, 2021
The bad news for the Cleveland Browns organization is that its playoff aspirations took a major hit in Green Bay on Christmas as Baker Mayfield racked up four interceptions and missed ample opportunities. Now at 7-8, they'll need to win their final two games and get all sorts of help from others in the hunt. The good news is that it was a banner night for brand awareness in a very specific way. Fox's scorebug placed the unmistakable plain orange helmet against an orange background and it created one of those ambiguous images where one's perspective defines what they see. Is that an old lady or a young lady? A rabbit or a duck? A vase or two old dudes looking at each other.
In this case, there was a swift and widespread recognition that the Browns' logo looked like a rabbit pushing either a walker or a shopping cart.
The Michigan football team visited an orphanage in Mexico last week. "It's really sad to see their faces with no hope for the future," said Alejandro, age 6.
Alright, this is goofy as hell. Not funny, not a joke (well, actually, the joke's on me).
Bought some Girl Scout Cookies. Opened the Shortbread, hmmm, something just a little off.
Opened the Thin Mints?? What in the actual ____ ?!
Taste like crap, nothing like Thin Mints!
Jump on the Google to see if they changed the recipe. Noooo, but it seems Fort Wayne is in a special part of the Midwest that gets the other cookie company's cookies... There are two different companies making the cookies, and some of the recipes aren't even similar! What a hoax!
20,000 Tons Of Pubic Hair Trimmed In Preparation For Valentine's Day
WASHINGTON—Flushed with anticipation and ready to emerge from another long, cold winter, millions of Americans participated this week in the annual tradition of trimming their pubic regions in time for Valentine’s Day.
A ritual as old as time itself, this year’s pubis-shearing is expected to be among the largest in decades, with more than 20,000 tons of curly clippings predicted to fall by Feb. 14.
“My boyfriend and I are going to see As You Like It and then enjoy a nice candlelit three-course dinner,” said Brooklyn resident Lydia Simonson, who along with many other hopeful lovers will soon excuse herself from her daily duties, retreat to a nearby bathroom, and carefully tend to the area around her genitalia. “It’s going to be so romantic!”
Indeed, tiny scissors and electric razors have already begun to fly off drugstore shelves, while all across the country legs are dangling precariously over open bathtub drains. According to statistics from the National Depilatory Council, the week before Valentine’s Day is by far the busiest time of the year for shaving, trimming, sculpting, playful pattern-making, waxing, and even manscaping.
“David and I are going to take a long walk around the park and then maybe on the way home we’ll stop and grab some ice cream,” said Julie Stibbons, a Dallas-area design consultant who recently made use of grooming shears, a pair of tweezers, and two magnifying mirrors to contribute her 0.4 ounces to the nation’s total raw tonnage. “I wonder if David will send me flowers at work like last year.”
Added Stibbons, whose smooth vaginal region will show no signs of stubble for days to come, “He’s just so wonderful.”
While this year promises to be prolific, experts said the country has gone through many personal grooming phases over the years. In 1947, the first year records were kept, Americans only mowed about 1.25 tons off their “crotch lawns,” while in the mid-1970s private trimmings were so rare that documentation was actually abandoned until 1981.
But with the booming economy of the 1990s, the U.S. saw a significant resurgence in pre–Valentine’s Day shearing and plucking.
“There’s a huge spike every year in the first half of February,” said Brooks Watson, who is head of sales at Schick, makers of the TrimStyle razor for women. “The rest of the year, Americans generate about 50,000 tons of total trimmings, but in the week before this special holiday we see a massive jump. It’s a veritable clear-cutting down there.”
“Bzzzzzzzz,” he added. “Timber!”
According to Schick’s marketing research, during the Valentine’s season, U.S. pubic hair removal rates briefly approach those of Brazil, traditionally the smoothest country on the planet. While Americans seem willing to chop it all off for their annual celebration of romance, personal trimming still varies by season, and plummets to levels almost as low as Greece’s during the week of Thanksgiving.
“If I trim the shrubs, the tree looks bigger,” said Jeremy Wertz of Boise, ID, standing in front of his hall mirror with a pair of scissors taken from his employer’s supply closet. “See? Worth the itching, if you ask me.”
While many consider the practice a time-honored tradition, not all Americans share Wertz’s enthusiasm.
“I’m not going to let corporate America dictate the date or time at which I choose to groom my genitals,” said Denver resident Marcus Shannon, adding that Valentine’s Day was “invented by the razor industry” to sell grooming devices. “If you really love somebody, you should shave your pubes year-round.”
Meanwhile, National Depilatory Council director Donna Spaulding said the sudden nationwide surge in follicular concern is understandable, but she urged caution.
“We all want to look good and feel desirable, but it’s important to keep things in perspective,” Spaulding said. “In the end, you want people to love your pubic region for what’s inside, not just for how it looks.”
It actually tastes pretty good, and is cheap. Calling it chili is a travesty, IMO... but oh well. I don't mind it at all, but I'll never understand the cult-following it has down here.
It actually tastes pretty good, and is cheap. Calling it chili is a travesty, IMO... but oh well. I don't mind it at all, but I'll never understand the cult-following it has down here.
My brother is from your neck and loves it. I think it's that "something to call our own" bias. Reminds me of the west coast "In 'n Out" bias for crappy burgers whose only redeeming quality is there are so many sheep in line that it will inevitably be fresh.
Not a fan either. They opened up a Skyline Chili resaraunt in Toledo about 20yrs ago, it didn't last long.
Yo- ain't you heard? It was the Polish Mafia behind all that bidniss.
1. Before the joint even opened up, they started a local anti-Skyline propaganda campaign. Poisoned the well before the poor bastiges even got a foothold. 2. Payed off city inspectors to slow-walk the permits, leading to start-up cost overruns. Fools were behind the 8-ball from the get-go. 3. Once the place opened, they sent in the "safe neighborhood business tax assessors" to collect twice the usual rate. Weekly, instead of monthly.
Those boys from Cincy figured it out real quick. They had no stomach for the way The Game is run up north.
Them Packos are for real. That Family ain't playin'. They will supply ALL your 'doggz+toppings' needs. No need to look anywhere else, son.
"Day 60" It is March 1st, the 60th day of the Calender year, and in leap years today would be February 29th. Is it March 1st, or is it, February 29th, it is the 60th day since New Years, and because February 29th does not exist every year, but is Real, Day 60 is the perfect day to recognize the favorite Giant Creature of lore roaming around in the Forests of North America, Bigfoot, Sasquatch, of whom I'd bet at least 20% of Americans believe in it's existence. (but 4 outta 5 are hope it really isn't out there.)
Given the American population long since passed 300 million, 20% believing would be over 60 million people. 60 Million people! Today is February -- March 1st, it's Day 60 friends. Sasquatch day! Go grab some beef jerky, and watch "Harry and the Hendersons" and Scan the forests a little bit harder as you pass by!
In the brief time in was zooming it changed for me, but due to the description I was intently looking for an alternative to what was there. The pic seems to guide your eyes to the exact spot that let's you see both.
It's goofy as hell that anyone would fall for this email in my spam box...
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am here to inform you that i have receiver about 5 emails form difference office about your fund which u have been spend a lot of money since and you didn’t receiver anything yet, and once u send the fee to them they will been asking for more fees and more fees after u send the fees to then finally i have contact the office about it i will be the one to delivery your fund which is $17.2 Million USD i need your home address to please text me back or you have to choose your option
FedEx ::::: DHL : : : : : UPS::::::::::: Online bank transfer :::::::: delivery it to your home address :::::: You are to choose one on this option so that we can do it as soon as possible thank you