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Originally Posted by Clemdawg
why?



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- John Muir

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Originally Posted by jfanent
Ever been to Engagement Ohio?

It's half way between Dayton and Marion.

Ooooohhhhhh crazy


Micah 6:8; He has shown you, O mortal, what is good. And what does the Lord require of you? To act justly and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God.

John 14:19 Jesus said: Because I live, you also will live.
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"too many notes, not enough music-"
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Originally Posted by Clemdawg
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This rendition of the National Anthem has now been given the level of respect it earned.
There is still justice in this world.


Not surprised a person of your ilk would think its wonderful someone would make fun of the National Anthem.

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Intoducing for The Cleveland Browns, Quarterback Deshawn "The Predator" Watson. He will also be the one to choose your next head coach.

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One of my fav youtube clips:



P.S. Sorry if I posted ^that^ once before, my memory is getting really bad.

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Originally Posted by Clemdawg
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This rendition of the National Anthem has now been given the level of respect it earned.
There is still justice in this world.


Not surprised a person of your ilk would think its wonderful someone would make fun of the National Anthem.

Not surprised a person of your ilk would think that Fergie would learn the words to the National Anthem...

you obviously did not watch it...


There will be no playoffs. Can’t play with who we have out there and compounding it with garbage playcalling and worse execution. We don’t have good skill players on offense period. Browns 20 - Bears 17.

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Not goofy, but certainly immortal.

The Best Damn Band In The Land.....



Let this sink in..... On 12-31-23 it be will 123123.
On the flip side, you can tune a piano but you can't tune-a-fish.


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Somehow that just doesn't translate well.


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It's viral among the Baroque/Renaissance/Early Music/HipHop crowd.


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Originally Posted by Clemdawg
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Pit:
- Hendrix " Acting funny, but I don't know why 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky" from purple haze


- Biggie "Gimme the loot, gimme the loot" from gimme the loot.


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I should have said it doesn't translate well to me. Now the Hendrix one, that one translated. I'm probably not as multilingual as I should be.


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j/c:

Amazon Creates Online Looting App To Allow The Timid To Loot From Home

https://babylonbee.com/news/amazon-creates-online-looting-app-to-allow-the-timid-to-loot-from-home

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Not immortal but certainly goofy.....

Vid in the link.....

High school football team scores touchdown on ridiculous backflip trick play
By Ryan Glasspiegel
November 26, 2021 3:23pm Updated

No flipping way.

Joe Accidardo, a wide receiver for Johnston High School Panthers in Rhode Island, did a series of backflips while running in motion to misdirect the defense.

The distraction worked, as the Panthers scored a touchdown on the play.

Whether it was even necessary for Johnston to score on the sneak is debatable. Nevertheless, the absurd play contributed to Johnston’s 29-12 victory over the Pilgrim Patriots on Thanksgiving.

Football is a copycat sport, and it would be profoundly entertaining to see a college or NFL team try to replicate this trickeration.

https://nypost.com/2021/11/26/video-hs-football-player-does-flips-to-distract-defense/


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Originally Posted by PitDAWG
I should have said it doesn't translate well to me. Now the Hendrix one, that one translated. I'm probably not as multilingual as I should be.


pic #1 is Biggie Smalls- the Notorius B.I.G. He had a hit called "Gimme da loot"


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Thought it was time to bring back this classic:

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Originally Posted by Clemdawg
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Said Every Drummer, Everywhere, Ever.


Browns is the Browns

... there goes Joe Thomas, the best there ever was in this game.

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I say she needs more cowbell.



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What???!"

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Peace/out.
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Pretty incredible thread....


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Immortal.....

Seinfeld.........Shrinkage



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Not goofy

Certainly immortal



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Originally Posted by Milk Man
Pretty incredible thread....


How is this funny? This belongs somewhere else.


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Not goofy. Not immortal. Not worth a new thread.

Our 37 year wedding anniversary is today.

Texting my blushing bride of 37 years things like this has def helped along the way.....

CRANK IT!!!



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Okay, so here's the deal, it was 4am and I wrote them down.
#3. Why did the dog not cow jump over the moon?
If moon(man?) fart at night in bed You'd Jump too!
Ok.
#1. ...Why did the REALLY nice Chicken, cross the really watery road.
because he likes U but He Can't Swim. (because he is like you he cant swim?)

#2 this a little funny. What did the DR. say to man holding rose?
Hey buddy I know U No happy w/wife but she still alive.

Man in Orange hat. Man in Orange hat drinks so much coffee. How much coffee? (not funny)
So much coffee when he toots his beans get roasted.

cant finish that one. - and finally
Who got fat while looking at hamster?
Kitty Kat dumb@##!
I may not have a sense of humor after all.

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For those that can remember.....

.....Immortal.



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