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Browns take the field this week against NO opponent yet the experts still say they will be out coached, out scored, and out played in another losing effort.

How many INTs will Baker throw?

Will OBJ get his touches?

Should we limit Chubb's run attempts and focus on our awesome air raid attack?

Can Freddie prove he's not the big dumb hick we thought he was?

Does last weeks 'Urgency' still apply?

Who is Monken and how does he fit?

Will there be a last minute addition to replace our failed second rounder Oline-man on the roster or will we just keep the spot open for Hunt?

Can somebody figure out what is going on with Baker's game?

Will Calloway and Higgins help in the second half of the season?

Where is Avery?

Are Williams and Ward ever going to get healthy enough to play?

Lamm looked decent for a hot minute before he went down, will he make it back?

Who will be coming back from IR that might help down the stretch?

The bye week is for adjustments, and finding answers to all the question marks in the team. It's no wonder we are underdogs again...

Sidenote: I don't like starting threads like this because I'm not considered a football expert around here being a noob and all; but the lack of a board certified expert showing up to start a thread with special posting restrictions that actually accomplished something more than page after page of knocks on my brownies was highly unlikely... so I felt the calling to make a tongue in cheek post that exposes all our woes and worries while making light of how seriously we take this game.

Here's to winning the bye week and turning this thing around for sanity's sake! GO BROWNS!

Feel free to post anything you want including meme's, football jokes, serious content, pearls of wisdom, things you would like to see the browns do, things you are sick of, or anything else pertaining to the long long bye week with no browns game.

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Another side note:

"Can Freddie prove he's not the big dumb hick we thought he was?"

- this one was just a tease for my good friend Eve, I've actually been in the hoping Freddie figures it out camp since I decided he was smarter than my first impression of him led me to believe.

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Refs will screw us this week you can count on it


"First down inside the 10. A score here will put us in the Super Bowl. Cooper is far to the left as Njoku settles into the slot. Moore is flanked out wide to the right. Chubb and Ford are split in the backfield as Watson takes the snap ... Here we go."
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Originally Posted By: OldColdDawg
Another side note:

"Can Freddie prove he's not the big dumb hick we thought he was?"

- this one was just a tease for my good friend Eve, I've actually been in the hoping Freddie figures it out camp since I decided he was smarter than my first impression of him led me to believe.


I'm starting to agree with you on the big dumb hick thing.


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Psssst. Gamblers! Take the under. We won't put up enough points this week either.


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I wonder what uniform we will wear? This is always one of the most important game day decisions!

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Originally Posted By: OldColdDawg
I wonder what uniform we will wear? This is always one of the most important game day decisions!
white on white


"First down inside the 10. A score here will put us in the Super Bowl. Cooper is far to the left as Njoku settles into the slot. Moore is flanked out wide to the right. Chubb and Ford are split in the backfield as Watson takes the snap ... Here we go."
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Originally Posted By: Dawgs4Life
Originally Posted By: OldColdDawg
I wonder what uniform we will wear? This is always one of the most important game day decisions!
white on white


The pixelated digital version?

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Originally Posted By: OldColdDawg
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Originally Posted By: OldColdDawg
I wonder what uniform we will wear? This is always one of the most important game day decisions!
white on white


The pixelated digital version?
of course smile


"First down inside the 10. A score here will put us in the Super Bowl. Cooper is far to the left as Njoku settles into the slot. Moore is flanked out wide to the right. Chubb and Ford are split in the backfield as Watson takes the snap ... Here we go."
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What's the over/under on blindside blocks this week? My guess is 2. One by Baker after he throws his 12th interception and one on Mary Kay trying to ask the first softball question during the postgame presser


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Originally Posted By: DaveyD
What's the over/under on blindside blocks this week? My guess is 2. One by Baker after he throws his 12th interception and one on Mary Kay trying to ask the first softball question during the postgame presser

Don't be silly, Baker won't be there. His wife has an event he has to go to because he doesn't trust her.


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Bye week already attacking us before the game starts.....


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We are Underdogs at the bye.

HahAhAHahAAAAAAAAAAAA


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Originally Posted By: Milk Man
Bye week already attacking us before the game starts.....



I'm sure the Refs saw nothing.

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Originally Posted By: Milk Man
Bye week already attacking us before the game starts.....



I'm sure the Refs saw nothing.
Hell be fined I’m sure


"First down inside the 10. A score here will put us in the Super Bowl. Cooper is far to the left as Njoku settles into the slot. Moore is flanked out wide to the right. Chubb and Ford are split in the backfield as Watson takes the snap ... Here we go."
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Should we limit Chubb's run attempts and focus on our awesome air raid attack?



Awesome air raid attack ? Baker leads the league in INT's where's this awesome air raid attack ? Chubb is the only one doing anything..

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Originally Posted By: Milk Man
Bye week already attacking us before the game starts.....



Got him.....

https://www.cleveland.com/metro/2019/10/...-cleveland.html

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Goodness. That is just crazy!

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Glad they caught that idiot


"First down inside the 10. A score here will put us in the Super Bowl. Cooper is far to the left as Njoku settles into the slot. Moore is flanked out wide to the right. Chubb and Ford are split in the backfield as Watson takes the snap ... Here we go."
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It said no charges were filed, but I hope that changes.


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