Narrator: We salute you Mr. Message board opinion poster.
Narrator: You post your opinion, even when it is not requested.
Narrator: Against all odds, and chance of being banned, you reach out to the masses in typed text.
Singer: What happened to my spell checker.
Narrator: When opposition faces you, you stand to the challenge.
Narrator: You defend your opinion, right or wrong, it is your opinion, and no one will change your mind.
Singer: Someone get me some brain fuel
Narrator: You have your login and password.
Narrator: Your ready to peck away at the keyboard for hours.
Narrator: Nothing could interupt you mid-topic.
Singer: Sorry mom, I can't come to dinner now.
Narrator: So to you Mr. message board opinion poster.
Narrator: We salute you for your hard work and dedication.
Singer: Total dedication
Narrator: Thanks to you, the internet will never be the same.
Singer: Never be the same
Narrator: So type in peace, and remember.
Singer: Type it now before you forget
Narrator: This Spud's for you.
Singer: Mr. message board opinion poster.
