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Because DeepThreat's driving. (Oh no, I just spoke in the 3rd person, am I becoming like Ammo?) I got my permit today, and am coming to a road near you.

66, If I were you, I'd be afraid. Very afraid.

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If you make it this far north, then I'll worry.

Grats!

but do you have a car?


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It looks like my sister and I will be sharing until she goes off to college. Then it's all mine.

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Heaven help me!

Guess i'll have to stay off the roads locally for the next 10 years.



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1) I live in Florida, so I don't think I got to worry about you any time soon.

2) I live in Florida, you can't be any worse than some of these 80-90 y.o. folks around here.


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1. I have family in Florida, and we come down fairly often.
2. I think you're underestimating me.

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2. I think you're underestimating me.





Do you go 20 mph on the Howard Franklin bridge in Tampa (AKA 4 lanes that quickly reduces to two lanes once you get back onto land) in the fast lane and then just randomly stop for no apparent reason? If so, then I would be underestimating you. If not, then what was said earlier stands true, you aren't an old lady or man behind the wheel!

BTW, if I remember correctly, the speed limit is 70 on the bridge with the usual morning traffic actually ended up going around 80. I remember one day I was maxed out on a my truck going 95 and people were passing me like I was barely moving. Needless to say, 20 is an extreme annoyance.

On a side note, that happened to me not once, not twice, but THREE times! It's almost like they suddenly realize they are over water and freak out or something!


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Deepthreat's driving lesson from GM goes horribly awry after they stop for tacos.


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Well when you decide to go to Cedar Point let us know to close down the town to north bound traffic...

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I'd just like to point out that GM was driving when that happened.

Nor: I'll be heading to Cleveland this summer, and will probably be doing a little driving.

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DeepThreat's first trip by himself to Grand Lake.

Congrats. Be careful...there are plenty of crazies out on the road.

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DeepThreat's first trip by himself to Grand Lake.

Congrats. Be careful...there are plenty of crazies out on the road.






DEEP: What do you mean Grand Lake doesn't have a car ferry?


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Nor: I'll be heading to Cleveland this summer, and will probably be doing a little driving.




Ya but going to Cleveland you probably won't be going through Norwalk, You could if you were going to the Point.

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When I went from Cleveland to St. Mary's a couple summers ago for my college buddy's wedding, my round trip took me through such hotspots as Wakeman, Norwalk, Upper Sandusky, Bellevue, Tiffin, Ada, Lima, and Findlay. Then again, I'm not one for freeways if I can avoid them.

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Deepthreat's driving lesson from GM goes horribly awry after they stop for tacos.




Looks like the boats at fault to me.

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Ya i'm hoping he's a freeway kind of guy.... I know how ya feel about freeways. I worked construction for 30+ yrs and i wouldn't drive freeways if i could help it either to or from work....

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2) I live in Florida, you can't be any worse than some of these 80-90 y.o. folks around here.




LOL It's funny because it's true. My Dad lives in Tampa. One time I was driving out of his neighborhood, and it was a two lane road with a median in the middle. There was a little old lady driving on the road, going in the same direction as me. Only she was on the opposite side of the road.


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Well even if you were heading to Oregon by the time you drove the 2500 miles I'd hope you'd be a good enough driver to not hit me.


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Because DeepThreat's driving. (Oh no, I just spoke in the 3rd person, am I becoming like Ammo?) I got my permit today, and am coming to a road near you.




Okay, you posted this at 12:07. I would guess you got your license around 11:00 AM. If so, that is the time I got my license....uh....24 years ago.

You have exactly a total of 9 1/2 hours to get your first speeding ticket. (I got my first one at 8:30 the evening of the day I got my license). As of now, you have 2 1/2 hours left to "best" me.

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LOL. I got it at exactly 11:00. In order for that to happen, my dad needs to let me out of the parking lot.

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LOL. I got it at exactly 11:00. In order for that to happen, my dad needs to let me out of the parking lot.




Dude, take the bull by the horns.

I drove to church that wednesday. Left when it was over, and went uptown to get something to eat........and, well....cruise around.

I never made it to town. Got my license at 11 AM, handed it to the officer at 8:30 pm. Waited 16 years for my license, had it for a few hours, and lost it for 30 days.

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I'm not afraid, I should be safe from you in my mountain hideaway.

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Is it that time of the year again?


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Congrats, kid. You seem to be very wise beyond your years.... I know you'll be safe out there.


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AHHHH it seems like only yesterday we were changing your diapers. You kids grow up fast


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No, that's when we were changing YOUR diapers. And it was yesterday.

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Damn old timers disease


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No, that's when we were changing YOUR diapers. And it was yesterday.





You got a death wish or something nobody in their right mind gets behind GM.


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We had radiation suits...

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Which don't protect against the explosions


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