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A 16-year-old boy died after masturbating 42 times without stopping in Rubiato town, in Goiás region, Brazil. His mother told a local newspaper that she already knew about his son’s addiction and that she planned to see the doctor, but the decision came too late. The young man began to masturbate at midnight and spent the whole night to compulsively touch himself. At school, his classmates commented on the boy’s problem and some said he asked them to connect to the webcam for being observed. They further said that his attraction to women was extreme; he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics, color and age. In his room a great amount of pornography was found, including photographs and videos of nude women that were saved on his PC. web page Friday is pun day! 
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42?
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Yikes ... not sure how you could DIE from that.  But, I get the feeling a pun thread about this kind of subject will quickly get rubbed out by the moderators.
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That's actually pretty sad... I would have to assume he had some kind of compulsive disorder... I have trouble doing puns/making fun of a young man who died.
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I wonder if he died with a smile, probably came and went at the same time... Might have been Spontaneous Human Combustion with all the friction.
Who was counting? They could have stopped him. I mean throw some ice water on this kid already.
Rubbed himself out I guess...
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I don't believe this story is true. I think the author is jerking us around.
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were there 41 gross tissues on the ground? thats how they counted?
how do you come up with a number like that?
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Yikes ... not sure how you could DIE from that.
But, I get the feeling a pun thread about this kind of subject will quickly get rubbed out by the moderators.
nah.... I think this thread can stand on its own..
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My guess is that he went blind and didn't see it coming (sp)
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The answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42.
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This story is HARD to believe.
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Maybe this boy just wanted to Die Hard?
I'm really curious what exactly he died of, like heart attack or stroke?
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Maybe this boy just wanted to Die Hard?
I'm really curious what exactly he died of, like heart attack or stroke?
Neither, he just went stiff.
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Poor kid. Probably never saw it cumming.
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I'm really curious what exactly he died of, like heart attack or stroke?
Probably died of a heart attack because of to many strokes.
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I wonder if we'll see this on 1,000 ways to die.
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That's actually pretty sad... I would have to assume he had some kind of compulsive disorder... I have trouble doing puns/making fun of a young man who died.
Perhaps he came to the conclusion that he had lived his life to the fullest.
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There might be only one better way to go... for a stand-up guy like him....
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He single handedly broke the record for jerkin the gerkin.
And into the forest I go, to lose my mind and find my soul.
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