As a commuter in the DC area Dave was used slow traffic, especially as he neared the capitol, but this day was different. Traffic was completely stopped in all directions. Time passed slowly, one hour, then another went by. Finally a DC Policeman came up and tapped on Dave's window.

Dave rolled down his window "What's up officer?"

The policeman looked serious and worried. "A gang of Hammas terrorists have surrounded the capitol and have taken both houses of congress captive. They're threatening to douse every one of our elected representatives with gasoline and roast them alive unless they get one hundred million dollars by 4:00 PM today. I'm taking up a collection."

"Many people donating?" Dave asked, stunned by the news.

"Quite a few, most people are pitching in." replied the law enforcement official.

"What's the average donation?" asked Dave

"About a gallon."


I thought I was wrong once....but I was mistaken...

What's the use of wearing your lucky rocketship underpants if nobody wants to see them????